💄Lipstick (chapter 7)

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Megamind/Roxanne, M rating, pre-movie AU

Roxanne slips away from the mayor’s birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city’s supervillain wants the same thing as the city’s nosiest reporter…

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The security guard’s words cut off with a noise that sounded very like ‘ulp’.

For about six seconds, the three of them stood there in a tableau, nobody moving.

Six seconds; not a long amount of time, but long enough for Roxanne’s mind to fully realize what this must look like—her pressed back against the desk with Megamind bending over her and her lipstick on his collar—long enough for her to calculate the likelihood of anyone believing this wasn’t what it looked like and come up with exactly zero.

“I’ll tell you what,” Roxanne said, breaking the silence.

The security guard jumped. Megamind’s body jerked slightly against hers.

“You leave right now,” she said to the guard, “and never mention this to anyone—”

The guard opened his mouth to protest.

“—and I won’t let Megamind chop you up into tiny pieces and feed you to the alligators.” Roxanne said. “Doesn’t that sound like a really fantastic deal?”

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I was too consumed by the story that I completely blanked out on the fact that I cut my interphalangeal skin an hour ago.
I mindlessly scratched it wide open while devouring this.
damn you for making me bleed my own blood.

OH NOOOOO I HOPE YOU PUT A BANDAID ON IT!

LOLOL this is really flattering though, OMG