elf-kid2:

In honor of young Megamind, have some fic-recs…

Stepping Over The Line, by @ladyspock7 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8560394/1/Stepping-Over-the-Line

Can We Keep ‘Em, by @joanhello2 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10219454/1/Can-We-Keep-Em

Safe If We Stand Close Together, by @setepenre-set https://archiveofourown.org/series/421099

School Days, by @elf-kid2                   https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11876178/1/School-Days

The Warden, by @odd-gelato           https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11647735/1/The-Warden

Snow Day, by Dani Kin https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7834827/1/Snow-Day

secreterces5:

brendenfraser:

“One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died – including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa.

This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

@setepenre-set

Elizabeth is Death; Jack is a trickster deity. Will is the mortal who gets too close to them and ends up–well.

(Hyperion dying in the flames of the sun god’s chariot or Ganymede abducted by Zeus to be his cup-bearer for all time)

Humans who get too close to an immortal generally end up losing either their lives or their mortality.

Will, who gets too close to two immortals, loses both–Elizabeth’s kiss gives him death and Jack gives him immortality.

likeafieldmouse:

Monotropa Uniflora

“Also known as the ghost plant, Indian pipe, or corpse plant. 

Unlike most plants, it is white and does not contain chlorophyll. Instead of generating energy from sunlight, it is parasitic, more specifically a myco-heterotroph. Its hosts are certain fungi that are mycorrhizal with trees, meaning it ultimately gets its energy from photosynthetic trees. Since it is not dependent on sunlight to grow, it can grow in very dark environments as in the understory of dense forest. It is often associated with beech trees. 

The complex relationship that allows this plant to grow also makes propagation difficult.

The plant is sometimes completely white but commonly has black flecks and a pale pink coloration. Rare variants may have a deep red color.”

arafaelkestra:

because-im-freaking-greed:

foxnewsfuckfest:

sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain:

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

My #brand

Telegrams were pricey too. They paid a lot to say fuck you as soon as possible

Does anyone else really want to know what the letter was about?