lilacbreastedroller:

filipinawitch:

lilacbreastedroller:

kcloveletter:

lilacbreastedroller:

i think high heeled winter boots are the cruelest trick played on women. here’s some footwear specifically designed for cold weather and rough, slick terrain, but we went ahead and made it less functional so you can look more fuckable. don’t slip baby! that’s it that’s womenswear distilled down to its purest core

my thoughts exactly but also about high-heeled hiking boots

high heeled WHAT NOWS

But have you seen the Teva hiking/working stiletto?

UM

northstarfan:

ionevengohere:

highlandvalley:

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in
@bijutsu1
https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1

Let them see the art damnit

I ā¤ how both cats are makingĀ ā€œHi, friend!ā€ gestures at the guard. And the guard is allĀ ā€œNo, no! You can’t come in!ā€ even as he’s patting one on the head. XD

xiggymatsu:

papillon-noirsblog:

erinye:

skippercifer:

solluxismsnowaifu:

future-mrs-frost:

why do so many ā€œicarus and the sunā€ artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

ā€œIcarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sunā€

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

woops

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Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

I showed my friend this and he goes ā€œIcarus want dat Dickarus

midoriko-sama:

yet-another-elsanna-victim:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

systlin:

karama9:

quietlyglittering:

wolfayal:

hogwartshiddenswimmingpool:

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

  1. His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.
  2. I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, ā€œYes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.ā€

Ā tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.Ā 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration.Ā 

THIS IS ADORABLES šŸ˜€

I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.

Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:

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Some other amusing posters they approved:

Nerdspiration