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Only One Here Is Me

song from Megamind the Musical

(Megamind and Roxanne sing this when she’s asking him to rescue her.)

lyrics:

ROXANNE:
I HAVE ALWAYS    
SEEN THE GOOD IN YOU
ALL THE WORTH YOU TRY TO HIDE
I KNOW YOU’RE GOOD INSIDE
NOW I NEED YOU TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT

I NEED YOU
I NEED YOU TO BE A HERO
THE ONE I’VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT YOU COULD BE
NEED YOU TO BE IT NOW FOR ME
MEGAMIND, IT’S TIME TO PROVE ME RIGHT

MEGAMIND:
I’M NOT A HERO
I KNOW I’M NOT A HERO
ALL I EVER DO IS FAIL
THE VILLAIN’S NOT MEANT TO PREVAIL

ROXANNE:
I NEED YOU TO RISE UP AGAIN AND FIGHT

SAVE ME
I AM ASKING YOU TO SAVE ME
I CAN’T DO THIS ALONE
BUT I HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN
THAT YOU’LL BE THERE TO CATCH ME IF I FALL

I’VE ALWAYS
KNOWN YOU COULD BE A HERO
I KNOW THAT I’M NOT WRONG
THE POTENTIAL’S BEEN THERE ALL ALONG
AND NOW I NEED FOR YOU TO SHOW THEM ALL

MEGAMIND:
I’M NOT A HERO
I COULD NEVER BE
ALL I’VE EVER BEEN
IS THE VILLAIN
YOU NEED A HERO
BUT THE ONLY ONE HERE IS ME

AND I’M NOT A HERO
THAT’S VERY CLEAR
LOST EVERY FIGHT TO DATE
YOU NEED SOMEONE GREAT
YOU NEED A HERO
BUT I’M THE ONLY ONE HERE

ROXANNE:
I NEED YOU
MEGAMIND, I NEED YOU

MEGAMIND:
YOU DESERVE A HERO
TO COME TO YOUR RESCUE
BUT HEROES ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY
AND I CAN’T JUST SIT BY
YOU NEED A HERO
BUT A VILLAIN WILL HAVE TO DO

ROXANNE:
I HAVE ALWAYS
KNOWN YOU COULD BE A HERO

MEGAMIND:
I’M NOT A HERO
ANYONE WOULD CHOOSE
I’M WELL AWARE
I DON’T HAVE A PRAYER
BUT YOU NEED A HERO
SO I’VE GOT ONE LAST FIGHT TO LOSE

I’M NOT A HERO
I DON’T SAVE THE DAY
IT’S NOT FATE’S DESIGN
THAT DESTINY’S NOT MINE
THE STORY DOESN’T GO THAT WAY
BUT I WILL TRY
TRY TO DEFY MY DESTINY
YOU NEED A HERO
AND THE ONLY ONE HERE IS ME

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I’m So Bad (reprise)

song from Megamind the Musical

(Megamind returns to the Lair after the rain scene and finds it empty. He calls for the brainbots to bring out the Black Mamba and then sings this.)

lyrics:

MEGAMIND:

DON’T YOU KNOW THAT I AM BAD, BABY
PEOPLE SEE ME AND THEY RUN
THEY KNOW I’M MEAN AND NASTY
OH, BEING EVIL’S SO MUCH FUN

AND I AM BAD, BABY
THE BADDEST THING IN TOWN
THE ONLY THING I’M GOOD AT
It’s time to go down…in style.

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Going to Go Wrong (reprise)

song from Megamind the Musical

(Minion sings this while he’s finishing the Black Mamba cape after his fight with Megamind.)

lyrics:

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
DISASTER’S LOOMING NEAR
BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO
IF, SIR, YOU SAY THAT YOU
DON’T EVEN WANT ME HERE

SIR IS HEADED FOR A FALL
BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO
EXCEPT—

There. It’s finished now. Time to go.

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Going To Go Wrong

song from Megamind the Musical

(Minion, Megamind, and Roxanne sing this song as Minion and Megamind train Titan, and Roxanne and Megamind-as-Bernard date and work together to solve the reconstructed idea cloud.)

lyrics:

MINION:
Oh, I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. Why in the world does Sir even need a hero? It doesn’t make any sense!

MEGAMIND (as Space Dad):
The flames of my evil burn bright!
Now you say something cool back at me.

HAL:
You…bad! Aaaraaaghhhh!

MINION:
THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA
AN INESCAPABLY BAD PLAN

HAL:
Smash! Smash! Smash!

MINION:
I CAN’T SEE HIM AS A HERO, SIR
AND REALLY I CANNOT SEE HOW YOU CAN

IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

MEGAMIND:
Can’t wait—LOL—smiley face!

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

MEGAMIND:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
I REALLY FEEL THE FUTURE’S GOING TO BE BRIGHT

THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
Oh, what fun!

ROXANNE:
You don’t get out much, do you?
I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid. It was one of my favorite things to do. Now look at it. It’s a dump.

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
BUT SIR HAS GOT ONE OF HIS BRIGHT IDEAS
SO EVERYONE HAS GOT TO PLAY ALONG

IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
Why are we cleaning up the city, Sir?

MEGAMIND:
Well, we don’t want to battle our new hero in a dump, now, do we?

ROXANNE:
It’s clean! But how? Why?

MEGAMIND:
Maybe Megamind isn’t so bad after all.

THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

MINION:
THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA

MEGAMIND:
I’M SO GLAD I CHANGED THE PLAN

MINION:
AN INESCAPABLY BAD PLAN

MEGAMIND:
FATE GAVE ME A DIFFERENT PATH
AND NOW I’M HERE AND PARTNERS WITH ROXANNE

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
DISASTER’S LOOMING NEAR
AND THE ONLY THING TO HOPE FOR
IS IT DOESN’T GO AS BADLY AS I FEAR

IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

(Roxanne and Megamind laugh.)

MEGAMIND:
Oh, that was such a funny story! And brilliantly told, by the way. Okay, now you tell one!

ROXANNE:
Bernard, I never knew you were so funny!

MEGAMIND:
And—I never heard you laugh before.

ROXANNE:
Yeah, it’s been a while. Feels pretty good.

THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
I’M SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE
I HAVEN’T QUITE GOT THIS DECIPHERED YET
BUT I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT SOON IT WILL BE CLEAR

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

MEGAMIND:
NOTHING’S GOING TO WRONG

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
AND THEN YOU’LL SEE I’M RIGHT, SIR
AND YOU’LL SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT

ROXANNE:
I’M SO GLAD YOU HAVE YOU HERE

MEGAMIND:
I’M SO GLAD TO BE HERE

MINION:
DISASTER’S LOOMING NEAR
IT IS GOING TO GO WRONG SOON
AND THE ONLY THING TO HOPE FOR
IS IT DOESN’T GO AS BADLY AS I FEAR

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT

MINION:
SIR IS HEADED FOR A FALL
BUT THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO
EXCEPT TO STAND BEHIND HIM
AND THEN PICK UP ALL THE PIECES WHEN IT’S THROUGH

IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

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See Through Lead

song for a musical theatre version of Megamind

(Metro Man sings See Through Lead after he explains to Roxanne and Megamind how he faked his death.)

lyrics:

METRO MAN: I have eyes that can see
Right through lead
But I gave it all up
To sing instead

I used to spend my time fighting a supervillain
But punching giant robots never felt fulfillin’
So I came up with a brilliant plan
I faked my death and now they call me
Music Man!

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Piece of the Action (reprise)

song from Megamind the Musical

(The members of the Doom Syndicate–Hot Flash, Lady Doppler, Psycho Delic, and the Destruction Worker–along with Hal, sing this when they convince Hal to team up with them.)

lyrics:

HOT FLASH:
GONNA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION

HOT FLASH & LADY DOPPLER:
GONNA GET A PIECE OF THE PIE

HOT FLASH, LADY DOPPLER, PSYCHO DELIC, & DESTRUCTION WORKER:
JUST DESERTS AND SATISFACTION

HOT FLASH, LADY DOPPLER, PSYCHO DELIC, DESTRUCTION WORKER, & HAL:
NO MORE BEING A NICE GUY

HEROISM IS FOR LOSERS
SO JOIN THE VILLAINS’ TEAM INSTEAD
GONNA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
AND PAINT METRO CITY RED

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Piece of the Action

song from Megamind the Musical

(The members of the Doom Syndicate–Hot Flash, Lady Doppler, Psycho Delic, and the Destruction Worker–sing this after Megamind’s conquest of the city.)

lyrics:

HOT FLASH:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE PIE
JUST DESERTS AND SATISFACTION
GET ROXANNE RITCHI, AND THEN IT’S

HOT FLASH & LADY DOPPLER:
GOODBYE

LADY DOPPLER:
TO PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE
TO A BLUE FREAK WITH A GIANT HEAD
WE’RE GONNA CHANGE THE MUSIC
MAKE HIM DANCE TO OUR TUNE INSTEAD

PSYCHO DELIC:
THE TIME’S RIPE FOR A CHANGE NOW
DOOM SYNDICATE IS ON THE RISE
GONNA GET SOME OF THAT FAME AND FORTUNE
MEGAMIND’S IN FOR A SURPRISE

DESTRUCTION WORKER:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
GET OUR FAIR SHARE OF THE LOOT
GONNA SEIZE CONTROL NOW
GRIND THIS CITY BENEATH OUR BOOT

ALL:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
THIS CITY’S OURS TO TAKE
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION

HOT FLASH:
THIS IS GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE

ALL:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
RESPECT AND POWER WE REQUIRE

HOT FLASH:
You know, I’ve really been thinking—it’s time for the Overlord to retire.

(The members of the Doom Syndicate all laugh menacingly, then exit.)

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Nice Guy

song from Megamind the Musical

(Hal sings this when he gets home to his apartment after being hit with the DNA infusion.)

lyrics:

HAL:
Can she seriously not take a hint? I mean, how many times do I have to ask her out before she gets it? What, is she really still hung up on stupid Metro Man? Yeah, okay, he died, and it was like, sad and whatever. But come on! It is soooo obvious that I’m the one she should have been with all along!

WHY DO HOT GIRLS
ONLY LIKE JERK DUDES
I’VE PUT IN THE WORK, DUDE
I’VE BEEN, LIKE, A GOOD FRIEND

COME ON ROXAROO
HAVEN’T I BEEN THERE FOR YOU?
NO ONE ELSE CARES FOR YOU
LIKE ME

‘CAUSE I’M A NICE GUY
NICEST GUY YOU’VE EVER KNOWN
BUT I’M IN THE FRIENDZONE
WHY CAN’T YOU COMPREHEND

WE ARE MEANT TO BE
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE WITH ME
COME ON ROXY CAN’T YOU SEE
YOU’RE MINE

‘CAUSE I’M A NICE GUY
AND I’VE SHOWED IT
SO I’D SAY I’M OWED IT
AND I’M GETTING TIRED OF THE WAIT

MILADY’S A COQUETTE
STOP PLAYING HARD TO GET
IT’S TIME TO PAY THE DEBT
YOU OWE

YEAH, I’M A NICE GUY
NICEST GUY YOU’VE EVER KNOWN
BEEN IN THE FRIENDZONE
I’D SAY I DESERVE AT LEAST A DATE

I’M SO STEADFAST
I’VE ASKED AND ASKED AND ASKED
BUT NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
ALWAYS

AND I’M A NICE GUY
SUCH A NICE GUY
THAT HAS TO BE WHY
‘CAUSE I’M A NICE GUY
WELL, ROXY MAYBE I
SHOULD STOP BEING NICE—

Oh, I’m totally kidding; totally kidding! I would never do that!

‘CAUSE I’M A NICE GUY

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Anyone Can Be A Hero

song from Megamind the Musical

(Roxanne and Megamind–in disguise as Bernard–sing this at the Metro Man Museum.)

lyrics:

MEGAMIND:
…heroes can be made.

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
That’s it!

MEGAMIND:
IT’S SO SIMPLE

ROXANNE:
IT’S SO SIMPLE

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE: 
SO VERY SIMPLE

MY EYES HAVE BEEN UNCLOUDED
AND I’M SUDDENLY SO SURE

MY THOUGHTS WERE LOST
IN ENDLESS DARKNESS
BUT YOU’VE LIT MY MIND ON FIRE
AND NOW IT’S WORKING BETTER THAN IT EVER HAS BEFORE

ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN SAVE THE DAY
I WAS LOST, ALONE, IN DARKNESS
BUT NOW I REALLY THINK THAT I CAN FINALLY SEE MY WAY

MEGAMIND:
Heroes can be made! All you need are the right ingredients!

ROXANNE:
Yeah! Bravery—

MEGAMIND:
Yes!

ROXANNE:
Strength!

MEGAMIND:
Of course!

ROXANNE:
Determination!

MEGAMIND:
Imperative!

AND JUST A LITTLE SMIDGEN
OF THE FORMER HERO’S DNA

I’LL MAKE A HERO

ROXANNE:
I’LL BE A HERO

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
MY OWN HERO

ROXANNE:
SOMEONE HAS TO STOP HIM
AND THAT SOMEBODY IS ME

MEGAMIND:
What?

ROXANNE:
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
EVEN SOMEBODY LIKE ME
THERE’S DARK AND EVIL ALL AROUND US
BUT I CAN BE THE LIGHT OF CHANGE AND SET THE CITY FREE

MEGAMIND:
Yes!

ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT

MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT

ROXANNE:
I CAN—
You—you really think so?

MEGAMIND:
Of course you can, Roxanne!

ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT

MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT

ROXANNE:
I CAN BE A HERO

MEGAMIND:
BE A HERO

THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
BECOMES THE HERO THAT I NEED
I WAS FEELING LIKE A FAILURE
BUT WITH A HERO LIKE ROXANNE
MY PLAN CANNOT HELP BUT SUCCEED

ROXANNE:
I’ll find out what Megamind is up to—

MEGAMIND:
—I should have most of the equipment already in the Lair—

ROXANNE:
—I’ll figure out how to stop him—

MEGAMIND:
—I’ll start work on the formula tonight!

ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ESPECIALLY SOMEONE LIKE YOU
BRAVE AND SMART AND SO DETERMINED
YOU’RE A HERO THROUGH AND THROUGH

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN HEED THE CALL
I WAS LOST, ALONE, IN DARKNESS
BUT NOW YOU’VE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT
AND I’M NOT LOST AT ALL

ROXANNE:
IT’S SO SIMPLE

MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT

ROXANNE:
I CAN BE A HERO

MEGAMIND:
THE PERFECT PLAN

ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT

MEGAMIND:
THE CITY’S HERO

ROXANNE:
I’LL BE A HERO

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
MY OWN HERO

ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN

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