Like, I think he was probably considerably older than the eight-day-old Megamind–a year old? eighteen months? But he is still disconcertingly not baby-like, even for an older age.
(have you read my fic Teeth? it really highlights the whole disconcerting-ness of baby Metro Man / Metro Man in general.)
I always thought baby Metro Man looked kinda like a Renaissance baby, ‘cause I mean:
They’re weirdly muscular-looking and very out of proportion, and Metro Man has that look to him as an infant/toddler.
(I’ve always found baby Megamind to be infinitely cuter than baby Metro Man anyway. :p)
I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that? Clearly it was time to move on.
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