petermorwood:

jmathieson-fic:

napoleonchingon:

markv5:

Как приготовить тесто

“How to prepare the dough

  1. To begin with, take some flour
  2. Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite
  3. We’ll prepare the dough some other time”

@petermorwood

One of those situations when, a little later, the flour might start kneading you…

Or just needing you to open a tin…

ravenstolethesun:

importantlesbian:

thenatsdorf:

“I don’t have any fur and I really like the feel of yours.”

You love your dad, you love your dad so much! Give me a kiss, give me a kiss! You love your dad. Look if i move away, he’s gonna grab me with his paws. Look at what he’s doing. Yes, he loves his dad, he loves his dad so much! My boy! Oh, love! Biting is not necessary!

Reblogging again for translation!