fialleril:

splinteredstar
replied to your post “Headcanon and Overprotective Med Team ficlet”

Okay but “the malpractice suit” is definitely what they call the black Vader outfit

Oh my God.

@grand-duc, how did we both miss the opportunity for this spectacular pun?!

fialleril:

two-bitoutlaw
replied to your post “two-bitoutlaw replied to this post: [pictures young james earl jones…”

YES. THAT. that’s exactly what I was thinking of! also dealing with the idea of a young, brilliant, talented anakin skywalker but with JEJ’s childhood stammer? also he had a totally shaved head at one point for a role (I can’t remember which) and it’s the most Vader-unmasked thing I’ve ever seen???

Yes excellent.

And Padme remembers Anakin as this adorable genius little kid with the stutter, and then ten years later he shows up looking Like That and with That Voice and it’s pretty much over for her.

Also consider: post-ROTJ AU where Anakin survives:

(with a few more scars, of course, but you’re right that this is peak unmasked Vader)

fialleril:

a-geo-girl:

themoosejthm:

arielsojourner:

cienie-isengardu:

Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.

Is he … Is he talking to the mouse droid?

Yes. Is that the most Anakin Skywalker thing in the universe?? 

YES.

@fialleril has anyone tagged you in on this yet? Because I feel that it is relevant to your interests.

Literally everyone has tagged me in this lol.

I’m glad y’all know me so well.

(Mouse droid replies with a rude string of Binary that translates roughly as, “Organics, am I right?”)

What she says: I’m fine
What she means: So in ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ when Vader just offs Ozzel and promotes Piett like five ranks with barely a glance like how exactly did that work out like did he have to argue with other officers that yes, in fact, Darth Vader /totally/ just made him admiral and compile witnesses and a supporting sound file or is this an event that happens frequently enough that the people who document this shit just roll their eyes and go “He fucking did it again, guys” and curse under their breaths because they just got another load of fucking paperwork to deal with another dead fucking admiral and another pile of ranks to give some random asshole and it wasn’t even clarified whether he was a rear admiral or an admiral admiral so they’ll just have to fucking figure that out, too, then or-