Roxanne asks Megamind what she should wear at their wedding, as he has basically been “I want you to be happy, I don’t know much about this human ritual, no matter what you wear you’ll always be beautiful” etc etc.
Roxanne wants to really wow him. She goes to Minion, asks about anything he can remember about the culture of the planet (having learned a few things from Megamind already) Minion only remembers that they held the stars with reverence for such a logical planet. (Which, omg black hole being even worse now)
Roxanne works with Minion on this dress. It looks beautiful, everyone is in awe. The sun is setting as they say their vows. Then… Once they kiss, the dress lights up – and Megamind has a moment when he pulls back from her. She looks like the milky way.
“I always knew you were my universe but… this…” He cries and she pulls him into a hug “I love you too.”
oh my god
this is exactly how it happens
yes
I think I may cry
Vaira omg! the FEEELS
This would be the PERFECT wedding dress for Roxanne and AHHHH holy fuck I wish I knew how to draw because Megamind in that REALLY SPARKLY dress and Roxanne in this one!!! All the yes!! 💙💙💙💙
(Also, would it be…sacrilegious if Roxanne cosplay as Alte-re? ’Cause this dress would be perfect for that, if in a ‘verse where Megamind remembers enough about M’ega to know the stories about Alte-re and Ivri-roh. And I think Roxanne would love that story, and Megamind dressing up as Ivri-roh is making my heart feel melty and warm.)
It wouldn’t be sacrilegious, no! The M’ega have a holiday that involves dressing up as various things, deities included.
M’ega don’t think about sacrilege like that; blasphemy is, like–doing terrible things ‘in the name of’ one of the deities. Comparing yourself / someone else to a deity isn’t blasphemy.
In Code: Safeword, when Megamind calls Roxanne “Roxanne-alte”, Roxanne asks if that would be blasphemy, and he says “probably, but I don’t care”. It wouldn’t be, actually; he just doesn’t have a lot of solid cultural information and assumes it would be blasphemous based on his earth upbringing.
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