This is from ages ago, but I want to let you know that this is the prompt which inspired me to write the earliest form of the story that eventually became Lipstick!
It took–what, two years?–but I finally got the story written and right!
This is from ages ago, but I want to let you know that this is the prompt which inspired me to write the earliest form of the story that eventually became Lipstick!
It took–what, two years?–but I finally got the story written and right!

It’s shown up in a few of your stories, but I think they’re always porn (like Lipstick).
Anyway, second I saw this, I thought of Megamind and Roxanne:
- I think that why I trust you. Because—people don’t usually give me the benefit of the doubt. You’ve—the way you talk to me; the way you act towards me; you’ve always treated me like I’m—as if I can be trusted to do the right thing—as if I’m basically a good person… I don’t think you could look at me and see something good if you weren’t so good yourself.
!!! 💖Thank you so much!! :DD
I had a lot of fun with Lipstick, and with those scenes in particular! And I am going to try to write some more scenes like that in the future, with Roxanne getting to be submissive! So I’m very glad you enjoyed that, too! 💖💙:D

Megamind/Roxanne, M rating, pre-movie AU
Roxanne slips away from the mayor’s birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city’s supervillain wants the same thing as the city’s nosiest reporter…
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Megamind’s entire body gave a hard pulse of desire.
“Yes,” he said. “Holy hell, Roxanne, yes, I do.”
She laughed, blushing harder, looking relieved—had she actually thought for a moment that his answer to that wouldn’t be yes?
“You are really hitting a lot of my fantasies tonight,” Megamind said fervently, as she helped him to sit up.
He turned, still sitting on the desk, to let her untie his wrists, and he felt her hands settle over his bindings, felt her press her lips against his ear. He closed his eyes.
“You’re not the only one with fantasies, Megamind,” Roxanne whispered, lips brushing against his ear.
His eyes flew open as he felt the tie loosen around his wrists. Not the only one with—?
Roxanne tugged the knot loose and began to pull the tie from around Megamind’s wrists. Then she gave a little squeak of surprise as, in a sudden motion, he slipped free of the binding and out of her hands, standing, taking hold of her arms, and swiftly flipping their positions so that she was backed against the desk and he was holding her.
“Oh,” Roxanne said, and swallowed, gaze catching on his eyes, his mouth.
“Have you really?” he asked, sliding his hands down her arms, palms gliding over her skin.
“Have—have I really what?” Roxanne asked.
“Had fantasies about me tying you up,” Megamind said, his fingers wrapping around her wrists.
“Yes,” Roxanne said. “Yes, I’ve—I have.”
Megamind made a pleased noise and leaned forward to kiss her neck. Roxanne took a shuddery breath and tilted her head back. He kissed the corner of her jaw.
“And do you want me to, Roxanne?” he murmured. He kissed her ear. “Do you want me to tie you up and take you right here, Miss Ritchi?”
“Yes,” Roxanne moaned, arching into him, “god, Megamind, I want it; yes, please.”
She flushed at the sound of her own voice—she sounded so needy again, as if he hadn’t already fucked her less than fifteen minutes ago. Was that—? Was that okay—?
Megamind kissed her, his hands still holding her wrists, and Roxanne let herself melt into the kiss, let the sensation of it drown out her worry.
He wanted her, too; he’d let her tease him and finger him until he begged her. He wasn’t going to laugh at her for wanting him. Megamind wasn’t going to laugh at her; he wouldn’t do that.
I think you must trust me, too, he’d said, and Roxanne really did trust him, trusted him not just—not just to tie her up and not hurt her physically, but trusted him to—that was why it had hurt so badly, when she’d thought he was laughing at her before. Because she’d trusted him not to.
But he hadn’t been laughing at her; he wasn’t going to laugh at her. She was safe with him.
Megamind let go of her wrists to wrap an arm around her waist and tangle a hand in her hair, still kissing her, and Roxanne wound her arms around him, his skin silken-cool against hers, and kissed him back.
God, why did she have to be wearing this damn dress, still; she wanted to feel him against her entire body, wanted—
Megamind broke the kiss and leaned back enough to give her a look that sent a rush of heat down her spine—his eyes half-lidded, his kiss-flushed mouth curling wickedly. Then he picked up the tie from where it had fallen on the desk and shifted back from her.
“Turn for me, please, Roxanne,” he said.
Roxanne swallowed and did, turning and putting her hands behind her back. But when Megamind’s hands settled over her wrists, he didn’t begin winding the tie around them, but gently took hold of her hands and moved them so that they rested on the top of the desk. He leaned forward, pressing against her back and wrapping an arm around her waist, pulling her hips back into his.
“Can I have you like this?” he asked, mouth beside her ear. “Is like this all right?”
“Yes,” Roxanne arched her back and pressed back against him a little harder, grinding her ass against him.
Megamind’s breath hissed through his teeth and he clutched at her hip, his body jerking against hers in a way that was both unbelievably gratifying and unbelievably hot.
She could see their reflections in the window—her with her hands on the desk and Megamind behind her, holding her. It was absolutely mesmerizing. Megamind kissed her neck and Roxanne tilted her head back and moaned, watching their reflections. They looked hot—she looked hot. She’d never seen herself look like that before.
“Bend forward for me, then,” Megamind said. He kissed the skin just beneath her ear. “And reach for the other side of the desk.”
Roxanne felt her whole body go hot as she complied with his directions. Megamind made a pleased noise and rested his hand on the small of her back for a moment, then moved around to the other side of the desk.
Seeing him—actual him, not just his reflection—while she was like this, while she was bent over a desk for him, wrists held out, waiting submissively to be tied up and fucked—made her feel incredibly vulnerable. Roxanne looked up at him.
Should she feel embarrassed about—doing this, wanting this, about what she looked like?
Megamind took a shaky breath and looked down at her with something between desire and worship in his expression, and the knot of worry that had been starting to form in Roxanne’s chest loosened. There was no feeling embarrassed when he looked at her like that. There was no feeling anything but amazing when he looked at her like that.
She smiled at him and his lips parted. Roxanne felt her heartbeat pick up.
“So,” she said, glancing at the tie he still held in one hand, “are you gonna tie me up or what?”
She wiggled her fingers at him invitingly, and he laughed, then moved forward.
“This,” Megamind said as he looped the tie swiftly through the handle of the desk drawer and secured it, “this is far and away the most cooperative you have ever been for me, Roxanne; do you realize that?”
“Well, I guess you should have told me that you wanted to bend me over the nearest available surface and fuck me earlier,” she said as he began to tie her wrists. “I would have felt you deserved a little more cooperation.”
Megamind made that sound that was somewhere in between a moan and laughter.
“Impossible, contrary woman,” he said. “You have no idea the effort I went to, trying to keep you from finding out!”
“Ridiculous supervillain.”
“Impertinent damsel. Are you comfortable like this?”
Roxanne shifted experimentally.
“Yeah, this is good,” she said, then tilted her head up towards him and made a demanding kind of noise.
Megamind clearly understood what she wanted, because he laughed and bent to kiss her, still laughing. Then he straightened up at looked at her again appreciatively for a long moment before moving around to the other side of the desk again.
Roxanne watched in the window’s reflection as he stroked his fingertips down her neck, whisper-light. She shivered. His fingers settled on the tab of her zipper and he hesitated for a moment—teasing? Or giving her a chance to tell him not to pull it down?
She made an encouraging noise and shifted beneath his hand, and he pulled the tab down.
—though, really, why he’d bothered with the zipper she didn’t know; it only went down to her waist; he wouldn’t be able to take her dress off with her hands tied like this, or even pull her straps down to bare her breasts. The only thing he’d be able see better with the zipper open would be her back, and she couldn’t imagine that would be particularly exciting to him.
Megamind stroked his fingertips over her back and Roxanne shivered again.
“You have such beautiful skin,” he said.
“Really?” Roxanne blurted, surprised. “I mean—yours is so much prettier.”
She saw him look up sharply at the reflection of her face in the window.
“You think my skin is attractive?” he asked.
Roxanne gave his reflection a bemused look.
“Yeah, of course,” she said. “It’s so—flawless and it’s such a gorgeous color. Mine is just—ordinary. And freckled.”
“I love the freckles,” Megamind said, “I think they’re beautiful. Like stars.”
He touched a point her back with a single fingertip, traced a line to another point—from one freckle to another, Roxanne realized. Like he was drawing the connecting lines of a constellation.
Her heart did a ridiculous little flip.
“You’re kind of a romantic, aren’t you?” she said.
Megamind laughed.
“There is really no ‘kind of’ about it,” he said. “Although it’s not something that I advertise to most people. Would you like me to take your shoes off?”
“I—no,” Roxanne said. She bit her lip. “Having them on like this is—”
She hesitated, trying to think of how to describe it, the way that the heels raised her hips and made her tilt forward more. It didn’t feel precarious or dangerous; they weren’t tall or narrow enough for that, but—
“It feels damsel-y,” she said, finally. “I’m—kind of enjoying it.”
Megamind gave a soft laugh, placing his hand flat against her back, his skin against hers.
“Isn’t that interesting,” he said, and Roxanne felt herself flush at his tone, at the way he sounded as if he was about to gloat about some kind of particularly clever evil trick. “And here I always thought you disliked being my damsel in distress, Miss Ritchi.”
Roxanne shifted beneath his hand, trying to get him to stroke her back, to touch her more, but he simply left his hand where it was and pressed down slightly—not with enough force to actually make her stop moving, but the implied command in it made her go still for him anyway. She heard Megamind take a sharp breath.
“Oh, but you don’t dislike it,” he said, voice wicked and silky. “Do you? You don’t dislike it at all. Have you been afraid that I’d realize how much you like it? How much you want it?”
“I’m—I’m not afraid,” Roxanne said.
“You’re trembling.”
Roxanne felt his lips brush the base of her neck and her hands jerked in the restraints.
“Megamind,” she said, voice shaking as he kissed down her spine. “Megamind, please.”
“Please what?” Megamind said. “Please let you go?” He ran his hand down one of her legs, then slowly began to lift the skirt of her dress up. “Please stop?”
Roxanne made a noise of frustration and he paused, as if he really was going to stop.
“Don’t stop,” she said. “Please—please don’t stop.”
Megamind pushed her skirt the rest of the way up, baring her legs. He settled a hand on her ass and Roxanne couldn’t help but whimper.
“You really have been afraid I’d realize, haven’t you?” Megamind said, voice gentler, now.
Roxanne closed her eyes tightly.
“Yeah,” she admitted.
“What were you afraid of?” Megamind asked, voice still soft. “Were you afraid I would laugh at you? I was afraid of that, too.”
“I—yes,” Roxanne said in a small voice. “I was afraid you’d laugh, and not want me back and—I was afraid you’d stop. Kidnapping me. I was afraid that—that you wouldn’t even want me as your damsel anymore, that you’d feel like all the—the challenge of me—was gone.”
“Roxanne,” Megamind said gently, splaying his hand over her hip, “Roxanne—you couldn’t stop being challenging if you tried.”
Roxanne gave a choked little near-sob and hid her face against the desk.
“You—you don’t think I’m weak for—for wanting this?” she asked. “For wanting you to—to tie me up and take control and fuck me?”
“No, of course not,” Megamind said, “of course not, Roxanne; why would I—why would I ever think less of you for wanting this? You saw how much I enjoyed you doing that for me.”
“Yeah,” Roxanne said quietly, “but you’re not the damsel, Megamind.”
She heard Megamind take a sharp breath.
“Oh,” he said, “oh, I get it—Roxanne, I am—you are so much more than just that.”
“But I like being that,” she said, voice trembling, “I like it; that’s the problem—”
“It’s not, though,” Megamind said. “It’s not a problem. It is—very much the opposite of a problem, trust me.”
Roxanne made herself look up, met the gaze of his reflection in the window.
“Trust me,” he repeated softly. “You can trust me. You can let me take control just for a little while. You can take it back whenever you wish to, Roxanne; you know that.”
“—yes,” Roxanne said, and took a steadying breath. “Yes, I—I know that.”
“And I know that, too,” Megamind said. “I promise.”
“Yes,” Roxanne said. She swallowed. Yes, of course—this was Megamind; she was safe. “God,” she added, giving a wobbly laugh, “what does it say about me, that the most trustworthy person I know is a supervillain?”
Megamind laughed; she watched him do it in the window.
“Actually, you know what, on second thought,” she said, “I’m pretty sure that says more about you than it does about me.”
Megamind snorted with laughter.
“And you say I’m mouthy as a captive,” he said.
“—do you still want me?” Roxanne asked.
“Always,” Megamind said. He drew his fingertips up her hip, then placed his hand on her ass. “Would you like me to continue with your kidnapping, now, Miss Ritchi?”
Roxanne made an involuntary moaning sound, desire jolting through her at hearing Megamind talk about this like—like it was one of their ordinary kidnappings, when he had her skirt pushed up and his hand on her ass.
Like they always did this during kidnappings, or like this was what the two of them had been working towards all along, each kidnapping a step closer to this point, the point of him tying her up and bending her over and having her.
“Yes,” she said. “Yes—please. I—I want you to.”
Megamind made a quiet, satisfied noise.
“You’re so brave,” he murmured, tracing his fingertips over the lace of her underwear. “Asking me to tie you up. Telling me you want it. My beautiful, brave damsel.”
He drew his fingers between her legs and Roxanne whimpered and ducked her head, her face hot. Megamind had to be able to tell how wet she was; her underwear must be soaked. His fingertips flicked lightly against her clit and she took a sharp breath.
“Don’t worry,” Megamind said, voice evil-monologue smooth as he continued to stroke her clit through the lace. “I have you now, Miss Ritchi. I’m not going to let you go.”
Roxanne gasped, grinding herself against his fingers as best she could in this position.
“I’m afraid our current circumstances require me to actually request that you not scream,” Megamind said. “But I am going to have to hear you beg for me.”
He rubbed her harder and she moaned. Megamind rested his free hand on her back, his skin cool against hers and the weight of it anchoring, reassuring.
“I’m waiting, Miss Ritchi,” he said, and slid his fingers beneath the edge of her underwear to touch her properly. “I want to hear you beg.”
Roxanne squirmed, hands jerking in her restraints, face burning, wanting to beg but not quite able to let herself.
She gave a little cry of dismay when he took his hand away, but then gasped instead as he tugged her underwear down.
He leaned over her and she felt his tentacles pressing and writhing against her. His hand slid into her hair, fingers tightening there—not hard enough to hurt, but firmly enough to make her lift her head and look up at their reflection in the window. Roxanne gasped at the sight of them.
“Be a good damsel,” Megamind said, voice rough, “and beg your supervillain to fuck you.”
“Oh god,” Roxanne said, control breaking, “oh, god, Megamind, please fuck me, please—please—I need it; I need you so bad; I’ve wanted it for so long—
“So,” Megamind growled, pressing two tentacles into her at once, “have I.”
Roxanne moaned as he drew his hips back, pushed into her again.
“You have—no idea,” he said, pressing a third tentacle into her, “how often—I have imagined this.” He pulled her hips back into his. “How much I’ve—wanted you.” He pushed a fourth tentacle in and rubbed the fifth slickly over her clit as he set up a rhythm of thrusting into her. “Wanted you so desperately, Roxanne For—so long. You and your—clever questions and your sarcastic comments and your—infuriating poise. Every—goddamn kidnapping—wanted to see you like this, wanted you to feel it, too, wanted—you.”
Megamind slid his hand from her hair down her neck, then placed it flat against the desk as he thrust into her.
“Yes—Megamind—” Roxanne braced her bound hands against the desk and pushed back harder into his thrusts. “All of them,” she said feverishly, “all of them, fuck me with all of them again; I need it; please—”
Megamind made a snarling sound and shoved her underwear down farther, past her knees, until they fell to the floor. Roxanne untangled one foot from them and spread her legs farther, arched her back. He splayed his hand on her back, holding her still, and pushed the last tentacle into her.
Roxanne panted and dug her fingernails uselessly into the desktop, ready for the sensation this time but still not prepared for how insanely fantastic it felt, having him fill her up so completely.
Megamind moaned, an alien sound, one of his hands braced on the desk and the fingers of the other tightening on Roxanne’s hip. He didn’t move, though, nothing except for the twisting motion of his tentacles, which was so good but not even close to enough. Roxanne made a soft sound of frustration and desire and rocked forward, the heels of her shoes leaving the ground, her upper body pressing harder into the top of the desk—then rocked back towards Megamind again, pushing herself back onto his tentacles. Megamind gasped.
God—yes—oh fuck that felt so good—
She did it again, harder this time, then again, again, again, fucking herself on his tentacles shamelessly.
“Please,” she almost sobbed, “please fuck me, Megamind, please—”
Megamind gave a low, moaning growl, grabbed her hips, and thrust into her hard, hips snapping over and over again.
Roxanne heard herself making a stream of needy little noises, whimpers and moans and mewling sounds, helpless against how good being fucked like this made her feel. Megamind moved one hand from her hip to stroke her clit and Roxanne gave a kind of whisper-cry and writhed underneath him.
Gasping for breath, she looked up at their reflections in the window again—god, they looked unbelievably hot; she looked like the most pornographic version of a damsel in distress possible, bent over, skirt up, wrists tied, a look of wanton pleasure on her face as her supervillain took her hard from behind.
And beyond their reflections, the city lights, not near enough for anyone to really see into the room, but bright enough for Roxanne to still feel as if she was on display, as if their whole city was watching them, watching her get fucked by Megamind, seeing how much he wanted her.
In the window, she looked at Megamind’s face again, saw that he was already looking at her, watching her face with an expression of focused desire. He gave an especially hard thrust and Roxanne came in an explosion of pleasure, the lights of the city blurring and dancing in front of her eyes. Megamind groaned, his hips stuttering in their rhythm as he came, too.
Roxanne lay her cheek against the cool desktop and tried to remember how to breathe. Megamind leaned forward, pressing himself against her back, and panted for breath.
After a moment, he made a soft noise and kissed her neck. Slowly, he straightened up, untangling himself from her and pulling her dress back down. Then he sat down on the desk and reached to untie her hands.
She made a quiet sound as her wrists were released—she hadn’t actually realized she was pulling on the restraints that much.
Roxanne tried to stand up straight, but her knees didn’t really seem to want to work properly. They buckled, but she caught herself on the desk and Megamind caught her waist before she could actually fall.
“Are you all right?” Megamind asked, sounding honestly concerned. “I didn’t hurt you, did I?”
Roxanne gave a breathless laugh and carefully let him guide her to sit on the desk with him.
“No,” she said, “you didn’t hurt me. I—think—I think maybe I just need to lie on this desk in a melted puddle for a while, though; holy shit, Megamind.”
Megamind laughed, too, soft and relieved, and gently pulled her back into his arms. Roxanne blinked, a little surprised but definitely not displeased.
“Or lie on you,” she said. “Mmm—yes. Definitely lie on you. You’re much more comfortable than the desk.”
He made a satisfied noise and tightened his arms around her. Roxanne hummed and closed her eyes, feeling incredibly happy and incredibly relaxed. Megamind turned his head to press a lazy kiss to the corner of her jaw.
“We are going to have to check this room so thoroughly,” Roxanne murmured.
Megamind snickered.
“So thoroughly,” she repeated.
“Very thoroughly,” he agreed.
“Unbelievably thoroughly.”
“Possibly I should just burn down the building.”
Roxanne gave a snort of laughter and felt him press his face to the side of her neck and smile against her skin.
“We should really do this in a bed next time,” he said.
“Much more private.”
“Softer.”
“We could actually be naked.”
“I could try to get you to scream,” Megamind said, and Roxanne laughed. “And we could nap afterwards, which would be absolutely ideal, don’t you think?”
Roxanne bit her lip.
“I—I don’t know for sure if I’ll be up for—any more sex tonight,” she said, “But. If you wanted, you could—you could take me home with you tonight?”
Megamind leaned back enough to look down at her.
“Really?” he said, voice soft. “You’ll come back to the lair with me?”
Roxanne swallowed and reached up to wrap a hand around one of his wrists.
“You asked before where I wanted to go,” she said. “I’d—I’d like—to go home with you. If you want me to.”
Megamind’s face lit up, soft and slow.
“I want that very much, Roxanne,” he said.
“I do love you, you know, Megamind,” Roxanne said abruptly,
The words felt awkward and graceless and inadequate in her mouth, nothing like the beautiful words he’d had for her, when called her the personification of a storm, when he told her that he adored her, when he said that he was wildly and passionately in love with her.
And of course he was aware of how she felt; she knew that; he’d guessed at it, earlier, had said I love you too, when he said he loved her, but it—it still seemed important that she actually tell him, actually say it to him, even if she didn’t know how to say it pretty or well or anywhere near good enough.
Megamind must have understood how difficult just saying it at all was for her, because his whole expression went soft and wondering and filled with so much adoration that it was a little hard for her to look at him.
“Thank you,” he breathed. “I love you, too.”
Roxanne relaxed at the words and tilted her face up for a kiss. Megamind bent down and kissed her. She squeezed his wrist and sat up, leaning forward.
“Could you zip up my dress?” she asked.
Megamind kissed the base of her neck and did. Roxanne sighed and stretched her neck, then turned languidly to face him, watching as he began to pull his shirt back up.
“Hmm,” he said, looking down at it critically, “I think this shirt has just about had enough, wouldn’t you say?”
He looked up at her and gave her a quick, sharp-edged smile, his eyes dancing with amusement. Roxanne laughed, taking in the full effect of the shirt—the lipstick stain on the collar, the missing buttons, the general crumpled appearance.
“Yeah, there is no way you can walk downstairs looking like that,” she said. “Even in a disguise.” She looked down at herself. “And this dress is not exactly in mint condition either.”
“No,” Megamind said, fastening up his pants and belt again. “No, I don’t think you should go downstairs like that, either.” He tapped his fingertips thoughtfully on the top of the desk. “Let me think of the best way to do this…what time is it?”
Roxanne reached over and picked up his watch, looking at the face of it.
“Eleven thirty-seven,” she said, holding the watch out to him. “The party ends at midnight; we can probably just wait until everybody leaves, right?”
“If you don’t mind,” Megamind said, taking the watch from her and buckling it around his wrist. “I’ll also be able to call a larger group of brainbots to do the sweep and clean, if we wait until everyone is gone.”
“I don’t mind waiting,” Roxanne said. “I want to listen to the rest of that recording, anyway.”
Megamind laughed.
“Nosy reporter,” he said, his tone making the words into praise. “Didn’t you get a chance to listen to the whole thing?”
“No,” Roxanne said, giving him a pointed look, “someone interrupted me before I could finish.”
“How very inconsiderate of me,” he said, smile widening, “impeding your espionage like that. By all means, let us listen to it now, Miss Ritchi.”
He laughed, and Roxanne gave him an inquiring look.
“This is turning out to be a very exciting first date!” he said. “Tell me, how many laws have we broken so far? Breaking and entering, theft of government property, what I’m pretty sure counts as public indecency—really, it’s a shame you won’t let me burn down the building; we could add arson to the list—and conspiracy to commit—what are you planning to do with that recording?”
“You and I are going to use it to reform the city government together,” Roxanne said.
Megamind’s eyes went wide and Roxanne felt a sudden pulse of uncertainty. She watched his face, not sure if—
—had she gone too far? Should she not have asked for—fuck; she hadn’t actually asked, had she? She hadn’t phrased it as a question at all, had probably sounded so unbelievably arrogant and demanding and—
A slow smile began to spread over Megamind’s face.
“Will our reforming the city government together,” he asked, “involve you threatening people with me some more?”
Roxanne gave a crack of relieved laughter.
“You really liked that?” she said.
“I really, really did,” Megamind murmured, in a low voice that made Roxanne shiver.
His smile widened as he noticed her reaction. Roxanne flushed, but she drew herself up as haughtily as she could—which really only seemed to delight him more.
(he really—he really, truly didn’t find her personality grating at all, did he? he really actually liked her.)
“Possibly,” she said, raising her chin, “possibly it might involve more of me threatening people with you. But I was thinking we’d start by convincing the mayor to give you an unconditional pardon. I mean—”
Roxanne reached for her handbag and pulled it across the desk towards herself. Then she flipped it open, and drew the special lipstick tube from inside, held the tube up. She uncapped the tube and twisted the base of the lipstick, revealing, instead of a cosmetic, the flash drive she had hidden inside.
“—I do have all this blackmail material,” she said. “It’d be a shame to let it go to waste.”
Megamind gave a delighted gasp.
“Oh, and I never thought to actually look inside the lipsticks!” he said, “Oooh, that is so very sneaky!”
Roxanne laughed and pulled the file out of the lipstick case, handed it to him.
“And we’re adding blackmail to the crimes list!” he said happily, taking the file from her. “This night just gets better and better!”
She laughed again, shaking her head at his enthusiasm.
“Wait,” Megamind said, frowning suddenly and tilting his head. “Wait, you—you had the file hidden there this whole time? In your handbag? Not—you didn’t even have it on you? Then why would you tell me to search—?”
Roxanne’s cheeks flushed, and she gave him a pointed look.
Megamind’s eyes widened, and then he laughed, a sound of pure and utterly wicked delight.
Roxanne, face still burning, laughed too, and then she capped the false lipstick again and put it back in her purse.
…the end .💋
Happy Day 28 of my Birthday Fic Month! Today is the final day of February, and thus the last day of the fic month; I hope you all have enjoyed it! And that you all enjoyed the end of Lipstick! Thank you all for continuing to read, like, reblog, and comment. I am so glad I got to celebrate my birthday will you all!
Megamind/Roxanne, M rating, pre-movie AU
Roxanne slips away from the mayor’s birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city’s supervillain wants the same thing as the city’s nosiest reporter…
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She gave him a questioning look as she stepped back, wanting to make sure—
“Oh, fuck yes,” Megamind said, turning and putting his hands behind his back without hesitation.
Roxanne laughed, and ran her hands down his arms.
“Yeah?” she asked. “You don’t mind?”
“Mind?” Megamind looked at her over his shoulder as her hands settled on his wrists. “Do you have any idea how many of my fantasies you’re hitting tonight?”
“Really?” Roxanne said. She carefully unbuckled the watch from his wrist and set it aside, out of the way—she was pretty sure that had to be the holographic projector, and she didn’t want to accidentally turn it on or damage it when she put the tie around his wrists. “Me tying you up is a fantasy? I would have thought—the other way around—”
“Oh, that’s on the list, too,” Megamind said, looking away again and tilting his head back as she wound the tie around his wrists. “It’s—ah—it’s a very long list…”
“Exactly how tight should this be?”
“You should be able to fit two fingers between the tie and my wrist—” Megamind looked down as she tested it, watching her. “—yes, like that, good; that’s—ah—” he swallowed visibly, “—that’s very good.”
Roxanne smirked, settling her hands possessively over his hands, over the binding.
“Oh, really?” she said archly. Megamind’s fingers twitched. “Are you liking this?”
Megamind felt himself go hot at Roxanne’s words—god, her voice, and that tone; he felt like melting.
“A lot,” he said. “I’m—liking it a lot.”
Roxanne put her hand on his hip again; turning him around again, pressing him back against the edge of the desk once more and kissing him—
Oh. Ohhh wow; that was—not being able to use his hands while she was kissing him was definitely an exciting thing.
Roxanne broke the kiss with a thoughtful noise, then looked past Megamind, a small crease between her brows.
“Do I need to be worried about this window being right here?” she asked.
Megamind looked over his shoulder and looked out the window speculatively.
“I really don’t think so,” he said. “We’re not particularly close to any of the other buildings. I can’t see in any of their windows, can you? And we’re several floors up, I doubt anyone could see us from the ground. You can turn the light off, though, if you’d rather, or we can just not—”
Roxanne took hold of his chin and turned his face towards her, then leaned in and kissed him, cutting him off.
“I would not rather,” she said, breaking the kiss.
She glanced down at his mouth and rubbed her thumb over his lower lip, then looked back up into his eyes.
“I want to see you,” she said, and Megamind felt a pulse of mingled arousal and joy at hearing her say that.
He dipped his head so that he could press his lips to her wrist and Roxanne made a soft noise. Megamind looked up at her through his lashes, saw that her lips were parted and her cheeks flushed.
“By all means, Miss Ritchi,” he murmured. “Please feel free to look.”
Roxanne took a sharp breath and then kissed him, a biting sort of kiss with a hint of teeth to it. Then she stepped back from him.
“Sit down on the edge of the desk,” she said.
Megamind did, and Roxanne swept a glance down his body, looking him over.
And she enjoyed looking at him, Megamind thought with a rush of triumph as he watched her expression, as he watched Roxanne looking at him and liking what she saw.
She met his eyes, smiling, and he smiled back at her, feeling absolutely giddy with happiness. Roxanne’s expression changed a little when he smiled at her—it went softer, almost unsure.
“You kind of—” she said, “—you look much too okay with me tying you up.”
“I am okay with it,” Megamind said. “Why wouldn’t I be?”
The fingers of one of her hands twisted in the material of her skirt and her expression of uncertainty deepened.
“You—you must really trust me a lot,” Roxanne said, looking as if the prospect of this worried her.
“I do,” Megamind said. “But I think you must trust me, too, Roxanne. Don’t you? Even considering your general bravery, you’ve always been much too comfortable when I had you in ropes.” He blinked, suddenly understanding something. “Definitely, definitely much too—you never got a restraining order, never pressed charges, never tried to—what would you have done if it had been someone else?”
“Kidnapping me?” Roxanne said, making a face. “Not fucking put up with it, that’s for damn sure.”
She blinked, looking taken aback, as if she hadn’t actually meant to say that. Megamind burst into laughter.
“I mean—” she said.
“Not put up with it!” Megamind repeated, cackling. “Not put up with it! Oh my god, because you do put up with it, don’t you? It’s always—it’s always been something that you’re letting me do! Oh my god, Roxanne, how did I never realize?”
“I—didn’t actually—realize, either,” Roxanne said, looking close to laughter herself, “that’s—but, I mean—it was you. You’re—and I—”
“Trust me,” Megamind said. “Don’t you?”
Roxanne nodded and he smiled, happiness warm in his chest.
“I think that why I trust you,” he said. “Because—people don’t usually give me the benefit of the doubt. You’ve—the way you talk to me; the way you act towards me; you’ve always treated me like I’m—as if I can be trusted to do the right thing—as if I’m basically a good person.”
“Because you are,” she said, in that tone of exasperation she always used to point out the specific ridiculousness of each evil scheme. “For fuck’s sake, Megamind.”
“Supervillain,” Megamind said.
“Charity hospital.”
He made a face at her and Roxanne rolled her eyes at him, the gesture such a familiar one that he couldn’t stop himself from giving a breathless little laugh, affection making his heart give a hard pulse.
“And that’s why I trust you, Roxanne,” he said.
Roxanne tilted her head, frowning.
“Because I don’t think you could look at me and see something good,” he said, “if you weren’t so good yourself.”
Roxanne gave a growl and rather pounced on him, taking his face between her hands and kissing him hard.
“You,” she said, “you are crazy, do you know that, Megamind?” She unbuttoned his collar and kissed his throat. Megamind tilted his head back and made a blissful sound. “God—aren’t you scared at all?”
“Oh, now you know how it feels, Miss Ritchi!” Megamind laughed. “Isn’t it maddening? I’m much more cooperative than you are, though; would you like me to pretend? Oh, no!” he added in a breathy voice. “Please don’t hurt me, Miss Ritchi; I promise I’ll do anything you like! How’s that?”
“Smartass,” Roxanne said, unbuttoning his few remaining buttons and pushing his shirt down over his shoulders.
“I’ve been very bad,” Megamind agreed, biting his lip and smiling at her. “Are you going to make me be good for you?”
Roxanne’s breath hissed between her teeth. To his surprise, though, she didn’t give him another of those hard kisses. Instead, she smiled at him, slow and dark and seductive.
“Yes,” she purred, “I think I will.”
Megamind shivered and her smile widened.
She kissed his throat, one hand sliding around to hold the back of his neck. The fingertips of her other hand trailed down the center line of his body, from the hollow of his throat to the buckle of his belt, leaving a trail of shivery sensation in their wake. She didn’t unbuckle his belt, though, just let her hand settle there and continued to kiss his throat, lips pressing beneath his jaw, brushing over his adams apple, kissing the place where his neck met his shoulder.
Megamind wasn’t sure which was more maddeningly good, her lips on his throat or the warm weight of her hand between his legs, or the hand she had on the back of his sensitive neck.
Roxanne rubbed her thumb against the place where the back of his neck met his head, and oh god, yes, that was definitely the best, yes—
He gasped, arching back into the touch, forgetting, for a moment, that his hands were tied. He made an alarmed noise as he almost overbalanced, but Roxanne caught him, her other arm sliding around his waist.
“Careful,” she said, tone gently admonishing, and when he flushed, he wasn’t sure if it was more from embarrassment or arousal.
“Oh,” he said, voice soft and shocked—at being caught, at being held like this, at—everything, really.
He saw Roxanne’s expression change as she took in his reaction, saw it soften.
“Lie back,” she said quietly. “I’ve got you.”
“Oh,” Megamind said again, and slowly let himself relax back into her arms, until she was holding up his weight.
She lowered him just as slowly, settled his head down on the desk with care.
“Oh,” he whispered.
Roxanne, bending over him, still, slid her hand from the back of his neck and stroked his cheek.
“Hey,” she said, voice as soft as the touch. “You okay?”
“Yeah,” he said, his voice hushed. “Yeah, I’m okay.”
She tucked a piece of hair behind her ear.
“Your hands aren’t uncomfortable like this?” she asked. “I haven’t actually ever been on this side of the restraints thing before, so you’re going to have to tell me.”
Megamind laughed.
“My hands are fine,” he said. “You tied me loosely enough that I’ve got some freedom of movement, and they’re under the arch of my back like this; I don’t really have a lot of my weight on them. You know, when I offered to give you lessons in villainous behavior, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind, Miss Ritchi.”
She smirked down at him.
“Oh, wasn’t it?” she asked.
He grinned up at her.
“No, no; I’m lying, it totally was,” he said.
Roxanne laughed.
“Wildest dream scenario version of what I had in mind, really,” he said.
Roxanne shook her head, smiling.
“What am I going to do with you?” she asked.
“I have no idea, but I’m really looking forward to it,” Megamind said honestly.
Roxanne laughed again and straightened up. Her hands settled on his belt again. She still didn’t unbuckle it, though, just left them there and stood looking down at him for a long moment. Megamind squirmed a little impatiently, and Roxanne gave a small, satisfied smirk—okay, good, surely now she was going to—
She traced over the buckle with a fingernail.
“Oh, come on!” Megamind burst out. “Come on; quit—quit teasing!”
She tapped her fingernail sharply on his buckle and his whole body seemed to throb in response.
“Roxanne—”
She took her hands from his belt entirely, placing them flat on the desk on either side of him. He made a noise of protest which turned into a gasp as she leaned down and licked over one of his nipples. Roxanne made a satisfied noise and did it again, then sucked lightly at it.
(holy hell; he’d always imagined that would feel good, but he’d never thought it would feel that good)
She moved to the other side, then reached up and rolled the first nipple beneath two fingers and Megamind moaned, hands jerking in his restraints.
Roxanane straightened up again and reached for his belt, finally—finally! unbuckling it. She traced over the button of his pants, then the line of his zipper, and the line of his sex throbbed beneath his clothes.
She didn’t tease so long, this time, thank god, but flicked the button open and undid the zipper. Then she pulled apart the sides of the material, tugged his pants down slightly, exposing his sex to the cool air.
—and then she stopped again and looked at him, just looked at him, gaze sweeping up and down his body.
“Do you have any idea how hot you look like this?” she asked.
“Roxanne,“ Megamind said, shifting restlessly on the desk. “Roxanne, come on, please—”
“You did say that I should feel free to look, Megamind,” she said, smirking at him.
“Yes, yes; looking is good,” Megamind said, “but touching would be better.”
“You’re very mouthy for a captive,” Roxanne said, arching an eyebrow.
“I learned from the best,” Megamind said.
She grinned, clearly able to tell he’d meant that as praise. Then her gaze went to his sex again and she tilted her head thoughtfully.
God, that expression on her face—his sex ached for her to touch him, his tentacles, still held inside, twisting against each other.
“The tentacles,” she said, “is that automatic? Do I just just need to turn you on more?”
“—it’s—no, it’s—voluntary,” Megamind managed to say, “it’s voluntary past a certain point, and you—I am more than turned on enough already; I just—” he stopped, his face heating.
“What?” Roxanne asked, watching his face, her tone somewhere between arch and honestly curious. “You just what?”
(oh god, his face must be absolutely fuchsia right now, he was blushing so hard)
“I—thought you might like to play with me like this, first,” he said.
Roxanne’s face lit up in a rather wicked expression.
“Really?” she drawled. “You thought I might want to? Or you wanted me to?”
“Um—I—both?”
Roxanne began, slowly, to smile.
“Ask me to,” she said.
Megamind squirmed, caught between embarrassment and desire, mind twisted up by the inexplicable way that the embarrassment seemed to actually increase the desire.
“Please,” he said.
Roxanne raised her eyebrows.
“Please what?” she said.
“Please, Roxanne,” he said.
She gave him a pointed look.
“Please, Miss Ritchi.”
Roxanne laughed, then clicked her tongue at him in admonition.
“Trying to cheat,” she said, “you know that’s not what I mean, Megamind.”
Megamind made a face at her and she laughed again.
“Be a good boy and ask for what you want,” she said, placing one hand flat on the desk and leaning over him, tracing the fingertips of her other hand lightly over his stomach.
(fuck fuck fuck oh god)
“Please will you finger me,” Megamind said in a desperate rush, “Miss Ritchi,” he added, feeling that it couldn’t hurt.
“So polite!” Roxanne said delightedly, sliding her fingertips lower, brushing down the slick line of his sex.
She let just the tip of one finger slip between the edges of his sex, and then slid it up and down the line of him teasingly while he moaned in mingled pleasure and dismay.
“Like this?” Roxanne asked. “Do you like this?”
“I—yes,” Megamind said, “but—ah—god, come on—”
Roxanne switched to teasing him with the tip of a different finger and made an inquiring noise. Megamind wriggled on the desk again, but there was little he could actually do in this position—with his wrists bound, he was unable to reach for her hand and pull it closer; and lying back on the desk like this, his feet didn’t touch the ground, only the tips of his toes brushing against the floor, no way to get leverage.
“Please,” Megamind said, “please, Roxanne—Miss Ritchi—please, please—”
“Just look at you,” Roxanne said, in the triumphant tones of an evil monologue, “terrifying supervillain, tied up and half-naked and completely at the mercy of his damsel in distress—wet and desperate and begging to get fucked—”
“Yes—please, god, yes—”
“What would Metrocity think?” Roxanne said.
“That I’m lucky as fuck,” Megamind gasped out, a bolt of desire going through him at hearing her say their city’s name like that, like him, like she was the supervillain and he was her captive, and he was, wasn’t he; god, he always had been—
Roxanne laughed, a delighted ripple of sound that made his tentacles writhe inside him even harder, and right now Megamind didn’t care what people would think if they could see him like this, tied up and bent back over a desk with his clothes undone, vulnerable and needy and begging for it, didn’t give a fuck what anyone would think.
“Please,” he babbled, spreading his legs in shameless invitation, “please, Roxanne, please; I need it; I need your fingers inside me, Miss Ritchi; I need you to fuck me with them until I come; I need you to fuck me; fuck me and make me be good for you, please—”
Roxanne thrust two fingers into him and Megamind moaned, his sex pulsing, contracting reflexively around her, all of his tentacles twisting, trying to wind themselves around her fingers. She pulled her hand back, then pressed her fingers in again—again—again—setting up a rhythm.
When she added a third finger, Megamind sobbed, his back arching.
“There,” she cooed at him, “good. Look at you, Megamind; you’re so good.”
Megamind panted for breath.
“I’m—not,” he said, voice uneven.
“You are, though,” she said. “You’re so good. So very sweet.”
“Not—sweet,” Megamind said, his hips jerking, his body trying to find a way to fuck itself harder on Roxanne’s fingers. “Not—”
“Oh, but you are,” Roxanne said, voice rich with affection. “So very, very sweet. So very, very good. You can try to cover it up with spikes and leather all you like, Megamind, but I know you. I know how good you really are.”
“—oh,” he gasped.
Roxanne made a humming noise of approval and began to thrust her fingers inside him harder, faster, filling him up, pushing into the tangle of his tentacles, fucking him.
Pleasure rose in him, crested like a wave, and he let it break over him, let himself come, moaning, on Roxanne Ritchi’s fingers, with her leaning over him, looking down at him, inside of him.
He panted for breath as his orgasm ended, then whimpered at the feeling of her fingers still inside him, his need for a second climax rising up in him even more quickly than usual. Roxanne slipped her fingers out of him and Megamind made an involuntary noise of distress.
“Are you okay?” Roxanne asked, looking concerned, and he had to give a breathless kind of laugh.
“Yes,” he said, “fuck. I’m—”
She placed her hand flat on his stomach, still looking worried, and Megamind couldn’t help arching into the touch of her hand and moaning.
“Please,” he said. “God—don’t—don’t stop; don’t just leave me like this—”
“Oh,” Roxanne said, understanding dawning in her expression, “is the second orgasm has to be for you, not just can be?”
Megamind made a noise of affirmation and she stroked her hand over his stomach, making him moan again.
“How badly do you need it?”
Megamind laughed again at the tone of her voice—she sounded less as if she was teasing him and more as if she honestly wished to satisfy her curiosity about this particular quirk of his biology. God, he loved her.
“Extremely badly,” he said. “Do you want me to beg again? Because I am very willing to beg again.”
Roxanne laughed and gave him an arch look.
“Yes, you do beg very easily, don’t you, Megamind?” she said. “And you do it so beautifully, too. I wasn’t thinking of that, though, I was—would you be up for trying something—different?”
She gave him an uncertain look, her hand moving from his stomach to his hip.
“Almost definitely,” Megamind said with a laugh, and she gave him a relieved smile and rubbed her thumb over the edge of his hipbone. Still held inside his body, his tentacles twisted and writhed, aching to be touched again. “What—ah—what did you have in mind?”
Roxanne bit her lip, a flush lighting up her cheeks, her gaze flicking away from his, and she hesitated, which really only increased his anticipation, god, was she doing that on purpose? She didn’t look like she was even doing it on purpose. Did she have any idea how maddeningly gorgeous she was?
She glanced back at him, her eyes meeting his again.
“Do you maybe want to tie me up this time?” she asked quickly.
…to be continued .💋
Happy Day 27 of my Birthday Fic Month! I hope you all are continuing to enjoy it. Thank you for reading, liking, reblogging, and commenting! ❤
Megamind/Roxanne, M rating, pre-movie AU
Roxanne slips away from the mayor’s birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city’s supervillain wants the same thing as the city’s nosiest reporter…
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Megamind, finished with his tie, burst into laughter.
“Very thoroughly, yes,” he said. “Extremely thoroughly!”
“And try to get rid of fingerprints,” Roxanne said, slipping her underwear back on.
“Fingerprints?” he said, looking pointedly at the desk. “You’re worrying about fingerprints?”
He raised an eyebrow at her and Roxanne flushed but fixed him with the most dignified look she could manage.
“And—any other—physical evidence,” she said. “Stop laughing! This is all your fault, you know; I wasn’t actually planning on taking off my gloves, let alone—”
“—how about I call the brainbots,” Megamind said, still snickering, “and have them—discreetly!—come and do a surveillance search and evidence purge of the whole room? They’re very thorough.”
“Good,” Roxanne said fervently. “And let’s definitely lock the door while we wait, yeah?”
Megamind went still, eyes widening. He crossed the room swiftly and turned the lock of the door.
“That—” he said, “—that could have been unbelievably disastrous.”
“I should have locked it behind myself when I came in here in the first place,” Roxanne said, making a face at her own stupidity.
“Oh, don’t be so hard on yourself, Miss Ritchi,” Megamind said, his voice dropping to that really unfairly sexy purr of his as he crossed the room to her. “You have great criminal potential. You just need a little more practice. I’m sure I can teach you.”
He bit his lip and smirked at her and Roxanne didn’t know whether she was more flattered or turned on.
“And just what,” she licked her lips, “makes you think that I need lessons from you, Megamind?”
“Doubting my criminal credentials, Miss Ritchi?” Megamind murmured, leaning forward.
“You didn’t even remember to wear gloves,” Roxanne said a little breathlessly, tilting her head towards his. “I remembered to wear gloves.”
“I didn’t need to wear gloves,” Megamind said, drawing his fingertips up her arms, making her shiver. “You listened to the recording didn’t you? I’ve been in this office recently; the mayor would expect my fingerprints.”
“You didn’t remember to lock the door behind yourself, either,” Roxanne said, her breathing picking up as Megamind drew a single fingertip over the line of her clavicle.
He frowned, hand going still.
“—you’re right, I didn’t,” he said. “Which was really very stupid of—”
“Oh, don’t be so hard on yourself, Megamind,” Roxanne said, her tone sugar-sweet and her smile sharp-edged. “You just need a little more practice. I’m sure I can teach you.”
This close, it was impossible to miss his reaction—the flash of heat in his eyes, the way his gaze dropped to her mouth.
(oh—oh he’d been telling the truth about that, too, then; he really did think it was attractive when she—)
Megamind kissed her and Roxanne made a sound of exultant relief as she kissed him back.
He really didn’t mind! He really found it attractive!
“—you picked the lock,” Megamind said, breaking the kiss. “Didn’t you? It wasn’t just unlocked. You picked it.”
“Yeah, with a hairpin,” Roxanne said, then felt another rush of pride at the impressed look Megamind gave her.
Then he blinked.
“…I showed you how to do that,” he said slowly. “Did—did you already know how to do that when I showed you?”
“No,” Roxanne said. “Why do you think I got you to show me?”
“Did you trick me into that particular evil monologue?” he laughed. “I didn’t realize! Oh, I wish you’d told me you actually wanted to learn; I would have untied you and had you practice!”
Roxanne laughed.
“Well, I managed it on my own anyway,” she said.
“Yeah,” Megamind said, “but I’ll bet you look hot as fuck while you’re doing it.”
“You definitely do,” Roxanne blurted, without meaning to, then flushed as Megamind’s eyes went wide. She covered her embarrassment with a laugh. “Seriously, though, that’s all it would have taken? Me saying I wanted to learn?” She arched an eyebrow. “Kind of easy for a supervillain, aren’t you?”
“I—”
Megamind stopped, and then he blushed, actually blushed, which was ridiculously satisfying and also ridiculously attractive.
Then he gave her a smoldering look from beneath his lashes, his cheeks still pink—which was even more ridiculously attractive, god.
“My virtue is very easy when it comes to you and your less virtuous tendencies, Miss Ritchi,” he said.
Roxanne’s heart did a little flip.
“Oh?” she said, trying to keep her tone light and teasing. “Only when it comes to me?”
Megamind gave her a small, almost shy smile.
“Yeah,” he said softly, “only you.”
Roxanne’s heart flipped over again, the sensation of it making her feel strangely fluttery.
“You—you make it sound like I’m the one who fucked you on a desk,” she said, her voice a little unsure.
To her surprise, Megamind blushed even harder at that, a bright pink flush painting itself along his cheekbones and the tips of his ears.
“Really, though, Roxanne; that was okay?” he asked earnestly. “You did enjoy it? Because it was wonderful for me, and it seemed to me at the time like you were enjoying it, but research and guesswork isn’t the same as experience, so afterwards I wasn’t sure—”
“Yes, of course I—research and guesswork—?” Roxanne said as his words registered in her mind, “—research and—and—you—have you never had sex with—with a woman before?”
“…no,” Megamind said, sounding surprised at the question, oh god, what—
(what had he said before, when he asked her the first time if she’d enjoyed herself; he’d said he didn’t have a basis for comparison, but—)
“But—” Roxanne said, grasping at straws, “—but you’ve had sex with men before, right?”
“Er…no?” Megamind said, still sounding confused.
(no basis for comparison, he’d said, and he’d said lack of firsthand knowledge and—)
“You’ve never had sex with anyone before?” Roxanne asked incredulously. “That was your first time?”
“Yes?” Megamind said. “Did—did you really not know that?”
“No, I did not know that, Megamind; how in the hell would I know that!”
“I mean, I figured it was obvious—”
“It was not obvious!” Roxanne choked and covered her face with one hand. “It was very, very not obvious!”
“Are—are you okay?” Megamind asked.
“Yes, I’m just—” Roxanne waved her free hand, fighting shocked laughter, “—just—mentally recalibrating—”
(everything I’ve read, he’d said. everything I’ve read indicated that was an acceptable question, and she’d been too caught up in her own head to really register what he was saying—)
She looked up at him, and he looked back at her, his eyebrows drawn together slightly, his fingers twitching nervously.
“Okay, so you clearly have a lot of natural talent, then, Megamind,” Roxanne said, “because that was—really fantastic.”
“I—really? It was?”
“Yeah,” Roxanne said. “I—I didn’t know it could feel that good, actually,” she added, biting her lip. “It—I kind of always figured it was just—I’m so sorry for reacting like that when you asked me the first time; I thought—”
“That I was making fun of you,” Megamind said, tilting his head. “You said you thought I was laughing at you, but I still don’t understand why you would think that?”
Roxanne made a face.
“I mean, I—I was thinking that you—well, really, I thought you had a lot more experience than me, and that you were trying to—embarrass me for the way I’d been so, um. Desperate. For—for you. With the—the begging, and the—” Roxanne’s face went hot and she gestured, “—everything.”
Megamind nodded slowly, but he was still frowning. Roxanne sighed and rubbed a hand over her face.
“Okay so—honestly, it wasn’t really so much anything that you said at all; I was thinking about—” She glanced down at the floor and twisted the fingers of one hand in the material of her skirt. “I—I overheard—some people talking about—that tabloid article. About us. And. Me. About me. About how it obviously wasn’t true that we were having an affair because I’m not attractive enough or experienced enough or—or sexy enough for you—”
“Come the fuck again,” Megamind said, his voice low and dangerous.
Roxanne continued to look at the floor.
“I mean come on,” she quoted bitterly, “can you imagine? He’d be wanting to bring out the ropes and handcuffs, and she’d just be complaining the entire time! Nag, nag, nag; can you imagine anyone less fun?” Her lips twisted at the memory. “Don’t tell me that Roxanne Ritchi, miss vanilla-as-they-come, miss ‘I bought this same dress in three different colors’; don’t tell me you really think that she is having some kind of steamy affair with—”
Roxanne looked up at Megamind, gesturing at him—god, and it really did seem ridiculous, looking at him; he was so very—and she was just—
“Do these people lack eyes?” Megamind snarled. “Or just functional fucking brains?”
Roxanne blinked; he sounded—outraged and absolutely furious, and at that, some of the tightness in her chest eased.
“Because they clearly have no idea what they’re talking about,” Megamind said, looking as furious as he sounded. “Who, exactly, are these people?”
He narrowed his eyes, the lines of his face falling into his ‘I am developing an evil plot’ expression, and the knot in Roxanne’s chest loosened even more.
She let go of her skirt and straightened her spine.
“It doesn’t matter who they are,” she said. “They don’t matter; you’re right; fuck them; they don’t know what they’re talking about!”
“Is that why you were so upset about the dress thing?” Megamind asked. “What the hell could possibly be wrong with buying a dress that looks good on you in multiple colors?”
“Nothing,” Roxanne said, lifting her chin. “There is nothing wrong with it.”
“You look gorgeous in that dress!” Megamind said.
“I—you really think so?” Roxanne asked.
“Yes,” Megamind said forcefully. “Because you are gorgeous. You looked gorgeous and mysterious in the black dress, and you looked gorgeous and regal in the silver one, and you look gorgeous and—”
His gaze flicked down her body, then up, his eyes going half-lidded, a smile curling the edges of his lips, and Roxanne felt heat go through her at the clear appreciation in his expression. He met her eyes again.
“Dangerous,” he said, “you look gorgeous and dangerous in that dress.”
Roxanne’s breath caught.
“God, you make it seem like I’m some kind of femme fatale.”
“Please, Temptress,” Megamind murmured. “I’m not the one making you seem like anything.”
Roxanne opened her mouth to argue, but Megamind looked at her pointedly.
“Do, please, cast your mind back on the events of the night,” he said.
“I—”
“You broke into this office,” Megamind said, “you quite literally tore off my clothes; you evil monologued at that security guard…”
Roxanne blinked. Oh. That was—
Wow. Oh, wow; she never would have thought—
Her expression must have reflected her dawning realization, because Megamind laughed. Roxanne laughed, too, rather breathlessly.
She would never have thought she could be so—
“That was a very smooth evil monologue, by the way,” Megamind said, a wicked smile curling just the edges of his mouth. “Have you threatened someone with me before?”
Roxanne felt her face flush a little.
“No,” she said, “not actually—done it. But I have…fantasized about it a lot.”
Megamind’s smile went wider and more wicked.
“Have you, now,” he said.
Roxanne felt her face flush more, but she laughed, more pleased than embarrassed by his obvious pleasure at hearing this.
“Do—do I need to feel guilty for—for seducing you and making you lose your virginity on a desk?” she asked.
Megamind glanced at the desk in question, then raised his eyebrow at her.
“Making me?” he said with a scoffing sound. “What, like you had to fucking talk me into it?”
Roxanne laughed.
“Well, that’s fortunate,” she said. She reached up and traced a finger down the line of his facial hair, then attempted a sultry tone. “Because I really don’t feel guilty about it.”
Megamind’s eyes flicked down towards her mouth, his lips parting as he took a sharp breath.
Clearly the sultry tone had been more effective than she’d anticipated, Roxanne thought with a sudden rush of self-confidence. She straightened up to her full height, moved her hand beneath his chin, and kissed him.
And it was very much her kissing him this time, her leading and him responding to her—oh, now that was interesting—
Roxanne took hold of his hip with her free hand and turned the two of them so that he was the one pressed back against the desk, then caught both his wrists and pinned them to the desk top.
“—fuck,” Megamind gasped, breaking the kiss, his eyes wide and dark.
He didn’t try to break her grip, didn’t try to change their positions—oh, that was very interesting, yes.
(he’d be wanting to break out the ropes and handcuffs, and she’d just be—)
Roxanne kissed him again, and he made a soft, moaning kind of sound that went through her in a hot rush, made her feel wild and reckless and absolutely invincible.
(my beautiful, furious, indomitable Miss Ritchi)
She broke the kiss and bit lightly at the edge of his jaw, then let go of his wrists to undo the knot of his tie.
“Turn around,” she said, pulling the tie from around his neck. “And put your hands behind your back.”
…to be continued .💋
Day 25 of my Birthday Fic Month! I hope you all are still enjoying it; I definitely am!
Thank you to @klcthebookworm for bringing up the question of whether Roxanne has ever threatened anyone with Megamind before!
Megamind/Roxanne, M rating, pre-movie AU
Roxanne slips away from the mayor’s birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city’s supervillain wants the same thing as the city’s nosiest reporter…
chapter 1 | chapter 2 | chapter 3 | chapter 4 | chapter 5 | chapter 6
The security guard’s words cut off with a noise that sounded very like ‘ulp’.
For about six seconds, the three of them stood there in a tableau, nobody moving.
Six seconds; not a long amount of time, but long enough for Roxanne’s mind to fully realize what this must look like—her pressed back against the desk with Megamind bending over her and her lipstick on his collar—long enough for her to calculate the likelihood of anyone believing this wasn’t what it looked like and come up with exactly zero.
“I’ll tell you what,” Roxanne said, breaking the silence.
The security guard jumped. Megamind’s body jerked slightly against hers.
“You leave right now,” she said to the guard, “and never mention this to anyone—”
The guard opened his mouth to protest.
“—and I won’t let Megamind chop you up into tiny pieces and feed you to the alligators.” Roxanne said. “Doesn’t that sound like a really fantastic deal?”
…..
I was too consumed by the story that I completely blanked out on the fact that I cut my interphalangeal skin an hour ago.
I mindlessly scratched it wide open while devouring this.
damn you for making me bleed my own blood.
OH NOOOOO I HOPE YOU PUT A BANDAID ON IT!
LOLOL this is really flattering though, OMG
Megamind/Roxanne, M rating, pre-movie AU
Roxanne slips away from the mayor’s birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city’s supervillain wants the same thing as the city’s nosiest reporter…
chapter 1 | chapter 2 | chapter 3 | chapter 4 | chapter 5 |
Roxanne’s hand slipped from Megamind’s neck and he made a soft sound and pushed himself up from her, disentangling their bodies.
Rational thought filtered slowly back into Roxanne’s mind, and she realized—really realized, for the first time, that she was lying, half undressed, on a desk, her gown pushed up and her breasts spilling out of her bodice.
Lying there because—
—because she’d just had sex with Megamind.
She’d just had sex with Megamind.
Megamind. With Megamind. She’d had sex with Megamind.
She swallowed hard and pushed herself up enough to fix her bodice, managed to sit up all the way up on the second try, wincing slightly. Roxanne looked down as covered herself with her skirt again and bit her lip, feeling stupidly—shy and anxious, suddenly.
For a long moment, she couldn’t quite bring herself to look over at him.
oh come on, Roxanne; you can beg him to fuck you—oh god she had begged him, hadn’t she?—but you can’t even look at him now?
Finally, she managed to look over at him. He was on the desk, now, too, lying back on his elbows, head tilted back, eyes closed, still panting, his shirt slipping half off his shoulders oh god why did he have to look so gorgeous and so gorgeously debauched—
He glanced over at her, meeting her eyes, and Roxanne glanced away, looked at the material of her skirt again.
She’d never seen him look so—so relaxed. Not tired; she’d seen him look more tired than this, seen him stumbling with exhaustion, held together by what she was pretty sure was just caffeine, adrenaline, and sheer stubborn determination not to collapse, but she’d never seen him look calm before. Normally Megamind seemed practically to vibrate with a restless inner energy; even when he was at his most still and poised, there was always a kind of suppressed tension and intensity to him.
Roxanne glanced at him again, unable to help herself.
God, he looked absolutely languid, now. It was—
“Was that all right?” he murmured, looking up at her. “Did you enjoy that?”
Did she—?
Roxanne’s face went hot with embarrassment, certain he had to be mocking her. The question of her enjoying it was—she remembered, with a little twist of humiliation, the way she’d whimpered and moaned and begged him like a desperate little slut; god, she must have sounded ridiculous, must have looked ridiculous.
Had she enjoyed it. He’d seen her enjoying it, heard her enjoying it, couldn’t have failed to notice she was enjoying it only too fucking much.
“I came twice,” Roxanne said stiffly. “You watched me.”
Megamind sat up slowly.
“But that’s mostly a question of blood flow and friction for humans, isn’t it?” he said, stretching his neck and shoulders in a way that made Roxanne glance away, flushing even deeper, feeling even angrier with herself. “Not necessarily actual enjoyment. That’s what I’ve always read any—”
“Of course I fucking enjoyed it,” Roxanne snapped, glaring at him. “Stop laughing at me.”
Megamind looked taken aback, a slight frown forming between his eyebrows.
“Laughing at you?” he said.
“Why would you even ask me,” she said, still glaring. “You saw how much I enjoyed it; you know how much I enjoyed it—”
“—well, I mean, it’s not as if I’ve got a basis for comparison, here!” Megamind said defensively. “I apologize if my lack of firsthand knowledge concerning the etiquette of post-coital conversation offends you; everything I’ve read indicated that was an acceptable question, and I just wanted to make sure I hadn’t done something wrong!”
He jerked the sides of his shirt together, and started to fasten the few buttons that still remained.
“Clearly I have, though,” he said. “Whatever it was, I’m sorry.”
“You didn’t do anything wrong,” Roxanne said, clenching her hands in fists around the material of her skirt.
Megamind looked up at her.
“You’re angry with me,” he said. “Obviously I did something wrong. And I’m sorry.”
(god, why did he have to sound so fucking sincere)
“I’m not angry with you,” Roxanne said, digging her fingernails into the silk of her dress, furiously suppressing the tears that wanted to rise. “I’m not angry with you; stop apologizing; I’m not angry with you; I’m angry with myself for being so fucking stupid over you—”
Roxanne cut herself off just a moment too late. Megamind went very still.
“—ah,” he said, voice very calm. “Of course. Well.”
He stood up from the desk, turning away from her, tucking his shirt in and fastening his trousers and belt again.
“Your regret is of course entirely justified,” he said, still in that calm voice, all of the tension back in his shoulders, in the quick sharp movements of his hands. “I fully understand. It was a mistake. I apologize for allowing myself to be carried away, Miss Ritchi. It won’t happen again.”
“No, of course not,” Roxanne said bitterly, zipping up her dress. “Why would it?”
Megamind went still again, but only for a moment. Then he inclined his head and bent to pick up his jacket from the floor.
“Just as you say,” he said, without turning to face her. “Why would it.”
Roxanne slid off the desk and reached for her shoes.
“Yes, I’m sure once was more than enough for you,” she said, hating herself for the way her voice wavered. She jammed her shoes on her feet, blindly fastening the straps, fingers fumbling as tears blurred her eyes. “Knowing you can make cold, frigid Miss Ritchi into a shivering, pathetic mess. It’s never about really wanting the ice queen, it’s about wanting to know that you can make her melt—”
“What?”
Roxanne straightened up to find him staring at her, a shocked look on his face. She scrubbed viciously at her eyes; she was not going to fucking cry in front of him; she wasn’t; she was going to keep that last tiny bit of her dignity.
“Wh—I was wrong,” Megamind said rapidly, staring at her with wide eyes. “I was wrong; I don’t understand; I don’t understand at all.”
“What?” Roxanne snarled. “What don’t you understand?”
“Everything,” Megamind said, shaking his head wildly, still staring. “Everything; I don’t understand what—you said that you regretted it, I assured you I understood you didn’t wish it to happen again; how did that turn into you accusing me of—of—of not wanting you now?”
“I never said I regretted it,” Roxanne said. “Do not try to use that as a fucking excuse to—”
“Wh—yes!” Megamind said, with a sharp gesture. “Yes, you did!”
“No, I didn’t!”
“You said you were angry with yourself for being so stupid over me!” Megamind said. “What the fuck else could you possibly mean—”
“You don’t even like me!” Roxanne lost the battle with herself, tears spilling over. “So stupid—that I—I—when you don’t—when—you don’t even like me—”
Megamind stared at Roxanne in shock as she scrubbed her hands over her face, roughly wiping away her tears.
She—
His thoughts clicked and shifted, ideas sliding rapidly into place like the tumblers of a lock manipulated by a deft hand until they all lined up and the handle gave and the door swung open to reveal a conclusion that was—
(angry at myself for being so fucking stupid over you)
—impossible, that conclusion was absolutely impossible, but if it was true, then it would be the third impossible thing of the night, because Roxanne had never dated Metro Man and she’d just had sex with Megamind on a desk, and so maybe it really wasn’t so entirely impossible that—
“Roxanne—are—are you in love with me?”
Roxanne’s breath hissed through her teeth, and Megamind’s eyes went wide.
oh
oh holy fuck
“I—” he started.
“Don’t,” Roxanne snarled. “Don’t say anything; don’t say anything; don’t you fucking dare—”
“Roxanne—”
“Don’t—”
Roxanne turned towards the door, made as if to leave, and Megamind moved on sheer instinct, dropping his jacket and grabbing her wrist, spinning her around, and pushing her back against the desk, stepping forward to hold her in place with his body, pinning her hand to the top of the desk.
“Roxanne—”
Roxanne growled at him and twisted violently, but he didn’t let go.
“—Roxanne—”
She tried to slap him but he caught her other wrist and pinned it to the desk as well. Roxanne bared her teeth and twisted again—
“—Roxanne, would you please stop trying to kill me long enough for me to tell you that I love you too?”
Roxanne went perfectly still in his arms. She looked at him, her expression suddenly uncertain and vulnerable.
(god—she did love him; she really did—)
Megamind gave a soft, breathless laugh of wonder.
He realized his mistake immediately; pain flashed in Roxanne’s eyes for a moment before her expression twisted, covering the hurt with fury.
“Fuck you,” she snarled.
“—I’m sorry; I’m sorry—” Megamind said quickly, but Roxanne was already struggling in his arms again, clearly not listening.
“—go to hell! Fucking—let me go—”
“—I didn’t mean—”
“Such a goddamn joke to you—”
“—it’s not! It’s not; I wasn’t—would you just—”
“Fuck off!”
“—just listen! I—”
“You laughed at me!” Roxanne said, voice trembling on the edge between tears and fury. “And I get it; it’s funny; big joke, but I don’t have to stay here and listen to—”
In desperation, Megamind kissed her.
Roxanne bit him.
“Fuck!” he said, letting go of her and stumbling back in shock and pain, hand going to his lower lip.
Roxanne grabbed her purse and darted for the door, but he was faster. Megamind grabbed her arm, pulling her back, pinning her against the desk again.
“I am sorry,” he said forcefully. “I am sorry that I laughed, Roxanne; I was laughing at myself; I wasn’t laughing at you, but it was still a stupid, thoughtless, cruel thing to do, and I am so, so sorry, and I can imagine how terrible it made you feel, because I was always so afraid you’d laugh at me if you found out that I was in love with you.”
“That’s not fucking funny.”
“I was terrified of you finding out,” Megamind said. “I always felt like such a joke. The supervillain in love with his damsel in distress. Such a ridiculous, pathetic cliche. I was so sure you’d laugh if you ever realized how I felt about you; I never imagined you could possibly feel the same way—if I try to kiss you now, Roxanne, are you going to bite me again?”
“Yes,” Roxanne snarled, and Megamind laughed breathlessly.
“God, I adore you,” he said.
“No, you don’t,” she said, twisting uselessly in his grip. “Stop it. You don’t even like me.”
“Where on earth,” Megamind said, “did you get the idea that I don’t like you? I mean, I would guess it was the deathtraps, but we’ve already established that you know I’m never going to hurt you, so that can’t be it. Why do you think I kidnap you all the time?”
Roxanne went still, suddenly uncertain.
“—that’s about Metro Man,” she said.
Megamind laughed.
“Metro Man,” he scoffed. He leaned forward and put his lips to her ear. “Metro Man is a convenient excuse.”
Roxanne shivered, swallowing convulsively.
“You—you said you were going to stop,” she said, “since you knew we’d never been dating. You said you weren’t going to anymore.”
“I would have thought of another excuse,” Megamind murmured. He nuzzled beneath her ear and she shivered. “Hmm—how about this—Roxanne Ritchi is a terribly nosy reporter, always snooping and interfering. Obviously the only thing to do as a supervillain is kidnap and threaten her. How’s that? Plausible enough?”
Roxanne made a soft, involuntary noise and closed her eyes. Megamind took one hand from her wrist and drew his fingertips slowly up her arm to her shoulder.
“You s-said I was boring,” she said, clutching the edge of the desk, unable to make herself push him away, even now that he was no longer pinning her wrist.
Megamind leaned back and frowned.
“I never said that.”
“You did,” Roxanne said. “You said you’d stop kidnapping me and I could go back to my boring life—”
“—I didn’t—”
“You did—
“I didn’t mean—” Megamind shook his head. “I meant—I—wouldn’t your life be a little more boring without me?” he asked, his voice wistful.
“Of course it would,” Roxanne said. “Of course it would, Megamind; that’s what I’m trying to—you are the only exciting thing about me. I’m—I’m not—oh, you know what I mean!”
“I really don’t,” Megamind said.
“Right,” Roxanne said sarcastically. “You must have somehow failed to notice that I’ve worn this same damn dress three different times, that I always—”
“No you haven’t.”
Roxanne’s growled at him.
“New years, the charity hospital opening—” she said.
Had he not been paying attention to her enough to even notice—
“Your new year’s dress was black,” Megamind said, “and your charity hospital opening dress was silver. They were cut the same as this one, yes, but they certainly weren’t the same dress. And even if they were—” He shook his head, smiling bemusedly, “—even if they were, they’re just dresses, Roxanne. They don’t matter. Not the way that you matter.”
“The dresses,” Roxanne said, gritting her teeth, “are indicative of the larger problem of me being boring—”
“You,” Megamind said, tucking a piece of her hair behind her ear, “are the most exciting thing in my life, Roxanne.”
Roxanne took a sharp breath.
“Being around you,” Megamind said “getting to spend time with you, is the most exciting thing.”
“I don’t mean—” Roxanne said, “—all right, yes—you’re apparently attracted to me; okay; but that doesn’t mean you actually like—I’m not talking about the—the attraction thing!”
“Neither am I!” Megamind said, sounding as frustrated as she felt. “The liking you thing and the attraction thing are—I wouldn’t be attracted to you if I didn’t like you, Roxanne!”
“You said yourself that I drive you crazy!”
“You do!” Megamind said. “That’s what I mean! You’re so—so—challenging.”
Roxanne flinched. Challenging; god, she’d heard that before, heard it over and over again—
“It’s fantastic,” Megamind said.
Roxanne’s breath caught.
She looked at his face. He looked—
He looked as if he actually meant it, as if the essential difficulty of being around Roxanne was something that someone could actually enjoy.
“I complain,” she said, in a small voice. “I complain all the time.”
“Not all the time,” Megamind said. “Only when there’s something to complain about. Besides, it’s less complaining and more—pointing out hard truths. Sharply. Uncompromisingly. It’s very sexy.”
“Wh—that cannot possibly be something you find attractive about me!” Roxanne said, outraged.
“Well, it is.”
“It is not!” Roxanne said sharply.
Megamind grinned at her.
“But it is,” he said.
“No, it’s—”
“Is.”
“No—”
“It is.”
“It’s no—”
“Is.”
“Stop saying that!”
Megamind laughed.
“You called me a harpy!”
“Oh, you are!” Megamind said, eyes dancing. “You so very much are! My beautiful, furious, indomitable Miss Ritchi! Definitely a harpy—sharp claws, absolutely terrifying, personification of a storm. Incidentally, Roxanne, I happen to be wildly and passionately in love with you; are you still going to bite me if I try to kiss you now?”
“Yes,” Roxanne snarled.
Megamind laughed and leaned in to kiss her anyway.
She did bite him, sinking her teeth briefly into his bottom lip—not hard this time, but it probably still hurt, considering how hard she’d bitten him before.
Megamind smiled into the kiss and made a noise of delight, as if she’d just done something particularly charming, and then he cupped her face gently in his hands, and Roxanne was—lost, just lost, unable to do anything but press herself close to him and kiss him back.
Megamind broke the kiss slowly.
“Would you like to go out with me sometime?” he murmured, lips brushing hers.
Roxanne gave a snort of laughter at the absurd normality of the question.
“Yes,” she said. “Fuck.”
Megamind made a delighted sound, stepping back to look at her.
“Really?” he said. “You would? You would?”
Roxanne flushed—god, he looked so—
(wildly and passionately in love with you)
—he meant that, Roxanne realized with a jolt. He meant—
(god I adore you the most exciting thing in my life wildly and passionately in love with you)
—all of that.
He really meant it.
“—yeah,” she said, “yeah, I would.”
Megamind’s face lit up as if this was the best thing he’d ever heard and he laughed, the sound brighter and happier than she’d ever heard from him before.
“Ohhh my god, I can’t believe this is actually happening,” he said. “I can’t believe I actually asked you; oh my god I can’t believe you said yes—can we go somewhere now? Right now?”
Roxanne gave a choked laugh, feeling a warm glow spreading out from her chest through her whole body.
He really was in love with her.
“Yeah,” she said, “now is—now is good. Where do you want to go?”
“Oh, I don’t care where we go,” Megamind said, picking up his fallen tie. “I just want to go there with you.”
Roxanne caught her breath, but Megamind just continued to knot his tie, smiling happily, as if he didn’t even expect her to be swept off her feet by that comment.
“What would you like to do?” he asked.
Roxanne swallowed and tried to get her fluttering heart under control. She glanced away from Megamind and her eyes fell on her underwear, still lying on the floor.
“—well, for starters, I’d like to check this room really thoroughly for any more surveillance equipment,” she said.
…to be continued .💋
notes: Megamind is referencing the mythological descriptions of harpies: winged women with claws who were the personifications of storm winds, and who tormented evildoers. (some ancient authors refer to the harpies as ugly, but others refer to them as beautiful. one specifically mentions that they have beautiful hair.)
This is Day 23 of my Birthday Fic Month! I hope you enjoyed the new chapter. Thank you for the nice reviews; they make me so happy!