Like, I think he was probably considerably older than the eight-day-old Megamind–a year old? eighteen months? But he is still disconcertingly not baby-like, even for an older age.
(have you read my fic Teeth? it really highlights the whole disconcerting-ness of baby Metro Man / Metro Man in general.)
I always thought baby Metro Man looked kinda like a Renaissance baby, ‘cause I mean:
They’re weirdly muscular-looking and very out of proportion, and Metro Man has that look to him as an infant/toddler.
(I’ve always found baby Megamind to be infinitely cuter than baby Metro Man anyway. :p)
Like, I think he was probably considerably older than the eight-day-old Megamind–a year old? eighteen months? But he is still disconcertingly not baby-like, even for an older age.
(have you read my fic Teeth? it really highlights the whole disconcerting-ness of baby Metro Man / Metro Man in general.)
so, uh, after the events of the movie what does metro man even do? like… during the movie he hid out at the old schoolhouse. if he’s gonna do music he’d have to go do stuff in public. also like… is metro man gonna be grocery shopping for the week and someone is like “holy shit METRO MAN??? I THOUGHT YOU DIED?”
and he’s like “nah bruh i’m just doing music now”
The media turns him into basically a cryptid and people report seeing him everywhere. Someone compares it to Elvis sightings and when Wayne hears that he just. Beams. “They think I’m as good as Elvis Presley?!”
(He then begins disguising himself as an Elvis impersonator at parties and is actually? Not too bad when he has a singing style to mimic? It ends up doing wonders for his self confidence at any rate.)
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