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Metro Man

song for Megamind the Musical

(The Chorus sings this song while Metro Man speaks during the opening of the Metro Man Museum.)

lyrics:

METRO MAN:
Yeah, Metro City! Look at this great museum! I’m—

CITIZENS:
METRO MAN; METRO MAN
HE’S BRAVE AND STRONG; CAN DO NO WRONG
OUR HERO, METRO MAN!

METRO MAN:
Hey-hey! Thanks I’m—

CITIZENS:
METRO MAN; METRO MAN
HE’S ATHLETIC, ENERGETIC
THANK YOU SO MUCH, METRO MAN!

METRO MAN:
You’re welcome, Metro City! You know, I’ve been—

CITIZENS:
METRO MAN

METRO MAN:
—for a long—

CITIZENS:
METRO MAN

METRO MAN:
—time now, and—

CITIZENS:
HE’S COURAGEOUS; HERE TO SAVE US

METRO MAN:
Like, a really long time, now—

CITIZENS:
HE IS CONSTANTLY ON CALL

METRO MAN:
—so I guess what—

CITIZENS:
METRO MAN

METRO MAN:
—what I’m trying—

CITIZENS:
METRO MAN

METRO MAN:
—trying to say is—

CITIZENS:
HE’S PERPETUALLY ON DUTY
AND NO PROBLEM IS TOO SMALL

METRO MAN:
—I—

CITIZENS:
METRO MAN; METRO MAN
OUR DEPENDABLE DEFENDER
THREE CHEERS FOR METRO MAN!

(Citizens cheer for Metro Man three times.)

mollyscribbles:

lynati:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

thecheshirecass:

bijoey:

bijoey:

If your villainess playlist doesn’t have Ciara’s “Paint it Black” what is it even for????

Glourious

Holy fuck this is AMAZING.

Even better: grab the original and swap back and forth.

…….Okay, I gotta say: While I’m fairly deep into the grey end of the asexuality spectrum, I’m pretty sure I’d fuck Ciara’s version of this song.

A humble suggestion for a song that might suit the dark mistress’ playlist:

nebulaast:

plvsmid:

Moonlight Serenade playing from another room

Glenn Miller

The year is 1942, and there is a war.

Not here, and not yet, but it’s the thought that weighs heavily on your minds. It threatens to disrupt the peaceful reprieve you have both managed to seek out from the party. Away from that crowded, smoky dance floor, and out into the gardens, where the evening is cool and fragrant. Everything is muted out here, softer, both sound and sight. 

Alone together. One offers a hand, the other takes it, and you begin to dance. 

For now, the idea of war is an ocean away. For now, you have the golden streams of light that spill out from the French windows, letting your shadows on the wet cobblestone stretch longer as you sway to a muffled tune. 

Neither of you speak. The atmosphere is rich and dense with the delicate swell of instrumentals, the cloying scent of hyacinths, with the weight of words left unsaid. It’s a last dance. It’s a goodbye. But above all, it is a theft. Possibilities, moments in time, the growth of something more, all taken away by forces much larger than either of you. 

Your eyes drift closed, and everything fades to the back of your mind except for the person in front of you. Your awareness has narrowed down to a few sensations, cataloguing them in your mind and stashing them away for safe keeping. Hands clasped together, a soft cheek leaning on a wool-clad shoulder, a hushed sigh close to an ear. Hair being brushed back, the sweep of eyelashes over cheekbone, the reassuring warmth of another person. 

Chest to chest, heart to heart. You wish that this dance would never end, continue like the constant, never changing cadence of the music. You wish that you could capture this moment in amber, moving neither forwards or backwards, only a gentle sway to a distant song. 

But the year is 1942, and there is a war, and soon the music fades to silence. 

Isn’t it funny that „Highway To Hell“ is about going to a party and „Lovin‘ You“ is about MAKING love?The song Megamind didn’t want to play is the more inappropriate one. XD

Oh, but Highway to Hell is about going to literal, actual Hell, I’m pretty sure! 

“one way ride” 

“going down, party time” 

“hey, Satan, paid my dues, playing in a rocking band” 

“my friends are gonna be there, too” 

I really think it’s a play on the old idea that ‘the devil has all the best tunes’, ‘rock n roll is the devil’s music’ and the tradition of linking musicians with the devil–the devil went down to Georgia and bet for Johnny the fiddler’s soul, there’s a legend that the musician Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil at the crossroads for the ability to play the blues, the song take me down by the pretty reckless is about the singer selling her soul to the devil for the ability to play the guitar. (these are just a few examples of this; there are more)

Highway to Hell is about going to hell and not being sorry about it–because that’s where all the good musicians are, and that’s where all the singer’s friends are.

Megamind playing “Highway to Hell” at that moment is, I think, him trying to send the message “I’m evil and I’m not sorry about it! I’m damned and I don’t care!”