Megamind/Roxanne, M rating, pre-movie AU

Roxanne slips away from the mayor’s birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city’s supervillain wants the same thing as the city’s nosiest reporter…

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Megamind’s entire body gave a hard pulse of desire.

“Yes,” he said. “Holy hell, Roxanne, yes, I do.”

She laughed, blushing harder, looking relieved—had she actually thought for a moment that his answer to that wouldn’t be yes?

“You are really hitting a lot of my fantasies tonight,” Megamind said fervently, as she helped him to sit up.

He turned, still sitting on the desk, to let her untie his wrists, and he felt her hands settle over his bindings, felt her press her lips against his ear. He closed his eyes.

“You’re not the only one with fantasies, Megamind,” Roxanne whispered, lips brushing against his ear.

His eyes flew open as he felt the tie loosen around his wrists. Not the only one with—?

Roxanne tugged the knot loose and began to pull the tie from around Megamind’s wrists. Then she gave a little squeak of surprise as, in a sudden motion, he slipped free of the binding and out of her hands, standing, taking hold of her arms, and swiftly flipping their positions so that she was backed against the desk and he was holding her.

“Oh,” Roxanne said, and swallowed, gaze catching on his eyes, his mouth.

“Have you really?” he asked, sliding his hands down her arms, palms gliding over her skin.

“Have—have I really what?” Roxanne asked.

“Had fantasies about me tying you up,” Megamind said, his fingers wrapping around her wrists.

“Yes,” Roxanne said. “Yes, I’ve—I have.”

Megamind made a pleased noise and leaned forward to kiss her neck. Roxanne took a shuddery breath and tilted her head back. He kissed the corner of her jaw.

“And do you want me to, Roxanne?” he murmured. He kissed her ear. “Do you want me to tie you up and take you right here, Miss Ritchi?”

“Yes,” Roxanne moaned, arching into him, “god, Megamind, I want it; yes, please.”

She flushed at the sound of her own voice—she sounded so needy again, as if he hadn’t already fucked her less than fifteen minutes ago. Was that—? Was that okay—?

Megamind kissed her, his hands still holding her wrists, and Roxanne let herself melt into the kiss, let the sensation of it drown out her worry.

He wanted her, too; he’d let her tease him and finger him until he begged her. He wasn’t going to laugh at her for wanting him. Megamind wasn’t going to laugh at her; he wouldn’t do that.

I think you must trust me, too, he’d said, and Roxanne really did trust him, trusted him not just—not just to tie her up and not hurt her physically, but trusted him to—that was why it had hurt so badly, when she’d thought he was laughing at her before. Because she’d trusted him not to.

But he hadn’t been laughing at her; he wasn’t going to laugh at her. She was safe with him.

Megamind let go of her wrists to wrap an arm around her waist and tangle a hand in her hair, still kissing her, and Roxanne wound her arms around him, his skin silken-cool against hers, and kissed him back.

God, why did she have to be wearing this damn dress, still; she wanted to feel him against her entire body, wanted—

Megamind broke the kiss and leaned back enough to give her a look that sent a rush of heat down her spine—his eyes half-lidded, his kiss-flushed mouth curling wickedly. Then he picked up the tie from where it had fallen on the desk and shifted back from her.

“Turn for me, please, Roxanne,” he said.

Roxanne swallowed and did, turning and putting her hands behind her back. But when Megamind’s hands settled over her wrists, he didn’t begin winding the tie around them, but gently took hold of her hands and moved them so that they rested on the top of the desk. He leaned forward, pressing against her back and wrapping an arm around her waist, pulling her hips back into his.

“Can I have you like this?” he asked, mouth beside her ear. “Is like this all right?”

“Yes,” Roxanne arched her back and pressed back against him a little harder, grinding her ass against him.

Megamind’s breath hissed through his teeth and he clutched at her hip, his body jerking against hers in a way that was both unbelievably gratifying and unbelievably hot.

She could see their reflections in the window—her with her hands on the desk and Megamind behind her, holding her. It was absolutely mesmerizing. Megamind kissed her neck and Roxanne tilted her head back and moaned, watching their reflections. They looked hot—she looked hot. She’d never seen herself look like that before.

“Bend forward for me, then,” Megamind said. He kissed the skin just beneath her ear. “And reach for the other side of the desk.”

Roxanne felt her whole body go hot as she complied with his directions. Megamind made a pleased noise and rested his hand on the small of her back for a moment, then moved around to the other side of the desk.

Seeing him—actual him, not just his reflection—while she was like this, while she was bent over a desk for him, wrists held out, waiting submissively to be tied up and fucked—made her feel incredibly vulnerable. Roxanne looked up at him.

Should she feel embarrassed about—doing this, wanting this, about what she looked like?

Megamind took a shaky breath and looked down at her with something between desire and worship in his expression, and the knot of worry that had been starting to form in Roxanne’s chest loosened. There was no feeling embarrassed when he looked at her like that. There was no feeling anything but amazing when he looked at her like that.

She smiled at him and his lips parted. Roxanne felt her heartbeat pick up.

“So,” she said, glancing at the tie he still held in one hand, “are you gonna tie me up or what?”

She wiggled her fingers at him invitingly, and he laughed, then moved forward.

“This,” Megamind said as he looped the tie swiftly through the handle of the desk drawer and secured it, “this is far and away the most cooperative you have ever been for me, Roxanne; do you realize that?”

“Well, I guess you should have told me that you wanted to bend me over the nearest available surface and fuck me earlier,” she said as he began to tie her wrists. “I would have felt you deserved a little more cooperation.”

Megamind made that sound that was somewhere in between a moan and laughter.

“Impossible, contrary woman,” he said. “You have no idea the effort I went to, trying to keep you from finding out!”

“Ridiculous supervillain.”

“Impertinent damsel. Are you comfortable like this?”

Roxanne shifted experimentally.

“Yeah, this is good,” she said, then tilted her head up towards him and made a demanding kind of noise.

Megamind clearly understood what she wanted, because he laughed and bent to kiss her, still laughing. Then he straightened up at looked at her again appreciatively for a long moment before moving around to the other side of the desk again.

Roxanne watched in the window’s reflection as he stroked his fingertips down her neck, whisper-light. She shivered. His fingers settled on the tab of her zipper and he hesitated for a moment—teasing? Or giving her a chance to tell him not to pull it down?

She made an encouraging noise and shifted beneath his hand, and he pulled the tab down.

—though, really, why he’d bothered with the zipper she didn’t know; it only went down to her waist; he wouldn’t be able to take her dress off with her hands tied like this, or even pull her straps down to bare her breasts. The only thing he’d be able see better with the zipper open would be her back, and she couldn’t imagine that would be particularly exciting to him.

Megamind stroked his fingertips over her back and Roxanne shivered again.

“You have such beautiful skin,” he said.

“Really?” Roxanne blurted, surprised. “I mean—yours is so much prettier.”

She saw him look up sharply at the reflection of her face in the window.

“You think my skin is attractive?” he asked.

Roxanne gave his reflection a bemused look.

“Yeah, of course,” she said. “It’s so—flawless and it’s such a gorgeous color. Mine is just—ordinary. And freckled.”

“I love the freckles,” Megamind said, “I think they’re beautiful. Like stars.”

He touched a point her back with a single fingertip, traced a line to another point—from one freckle to another, Roxanne realized. Like he was drawing the connecting lines of a constellation.

Her heart did a ridiculous little flip.

“You’re kind of a romantic, aren’t you?” she said.

Megamind laughed.

“There is really no ‘kind of’ about it,” he said. “Although it’s not something that I advertise to most people. Would you like me to take your shoes off?”

“I—no,” Roxanne said. She bit her lip. “Having them on like this is—”

She hesitated, trying to think of how to describe it, the way that the heels raised her hips and made her tilt forward more. It didn’t feel precarious or dangerous; they weren’t tall or narrow enough for that, but—

“It feels damsel-y,” she said, finally. “I’m—kind of enjoying it.”

Megamind gave a soft laugh, placing his hand flat against her back, his skin against hers.

“Isn’t that interesting,” he said, and Roxanne felt herself flush at his tone, at the way he sounded as if he was about to gloat about some kind of particularly clever evil trick. “And here I always thought you disliked being my damsel in distress, Miss Ritchi.”

Roxanne shifted beneath his hand, trying to get him to stroke her back, to touch her more, but he simply left his hand where it was and pressed down slightly—not with enough force to actually make her stop moving, but the implied command in it made her go still for him anyway. She heard Megamind take a sharp breath.

“Oh, but you don’t dislike it,” he said, voice wicked and silky. “Do you? You don’t dislike it at all. Have you been afraid that I’d realize how much you like it? How much you want it?”

“I’m—I’m not afraid,” Roxanne said.

“You’re trembling.”

Roxanne felt his lips brush the base of her neck and her hands jerked in the restraints.

“Megamind,” she said, voice shaking as he kissed down her spine. “Megamind, please.”

“Please what?” Megamind said. “Please let you go?” He ran his hand down one of her legs, then slowly began to lift the skirt of her dress up. “Please stop?”

Roxanne made a noise of frustration and he paused, as if he really was going to stop.

“Don’t stop,” she said. “Please—please don’t stop.”

Megamind pushed her skirt the rest of the way up, baring her legs. He settled a hand on her ass and Roxanne couldn’t help but whimper.

“You really have been afraid I’d realize, haven’t you?” Megamind said, voice gentler, now.

Roxanne closed her eyes tightly.

“Yeah,” she admitted.

“What were you afraid of?” Megamind asked, voice still soft. “Were you afraid I would laugh at you? I was afraid of that, too.”

“I—yes,” Roxanne said in a small voice. “I was afraid you’d laugh, and not want me back and—I was afraid you’d stop. Kidnapping me. I was afraid that—that you wouldn’t even want me as your damsel anymore, that you’d feel like all the—the challenge of me—was gone.”

“Roxanne,” Megamind said gently, splaying his hand over her hip, “Roxanne—you couldn’t stop being challenging if you tried.”

Roxanne gave a choked little near-sob and hid her face against the desk.

“You—you don’t think I’m weak for—for wanting this?” she asked. “For wanting you to—to tie me up and take control and fuck me?”

“No, of course not,” Megamind said, “of course not, Roxanne; why would I—why would I ever think less of you for wanting this? You saw how much I enjoyed you doing that for me.”

“Yeah,” Roxanne said quietly, “but you’re not the damsel, Megamind.”

She heard Megamind take a sharp breath.

“Oh,” he said, “oh, I get it—Roxanne, I am—you are so much more than just that.”

“But I like being that,” she said, voice trembling, “I like it; that’s the problem—”

“It’s not, though,” Megamind said. “It’s not a problem. It is—very much the opposite of a problem, trust me.”

Roxanne made herself look up, met the gaze of his reflection in the window.

“Trust me,” he repeated softly. “You can trust me. You can let me take control just for a little while. You can take it back whenever you wish to, Roxanne; you know that.”

“—yes,” Roxanne said, and took a steadying breath. “Yes, I—I know that.”

“And I know that, too,” Megamind said. “I promise.”

“Yes,” Roxanne said. She swallowed. Yes, of course—this was Megamind; she was safe. “God,” she added, giving a wobbly laugh, “what does it say about me, that the most trustworthy person I know is a supervillain?”

Megamind laughed; she watched him do it in the window.

“Actually, you know what, on second thought,” she said, “I’m pretty sure that says more about you than it does about me.”

Megamind snorted with laughter.

“And you say I’m mouthy as a captive,” he said.

“—do you still want me?” Roxanne asked.

“Always,” Megamind said. He drew his fingertips up her hip, then placed his hand on her ass. “Would you like me to continue with your kidnapping, now, Miss Ritchi?”

Roxanne made an involuntary moaning sound, desire jolting through her at hearing Megamind talk about this like—like it was one of their ordinary kidnappings, when he had her skirt pushed up and his hand on her ass.

Like they always did this during kidnappings, or like this was what the two of them had been working towards all along, each kidnapping a step closer to this point, the point of him tying her up and bending her over and having her.

“Yes,” she said. “Yes—please. I—I want you to.”

Megamind made a quiet, satisfied noise.

“You’re so brave,” he murmured, tracing his fingertips over the lace of her underwear. “Asking me to tie you up. Telling me you want it. My beautiful, brave damsel.”

He drew his fingers between her legs and Roxanne whimpered and ducked her head, her face hot. Megamind had to be able to tell how wet she was; her underwear must be soaked. His fingertips flicked lightly against her clit and she took a sharp breath.

“Don’t worry,” Megamind said, voice evil-monologue smooth as he continued to stroke her clit through the lace. “I have you now, Miss Ritchi. I’m not going to let you go.”

Roxanne gasped, grinding herself against his fingers as best she could in this position.

“I’m afraid our current circumstances require me to actually request that you not scream,” Megamind said. “But I am going to have to hear you beg for me.”

He rubbed her harder and she moaned. Megamind rested his free hand on her back, his skin cool against hers and the weight of it anchoring, reassuring.

“I’m waiting, Miss Ritchi,” he said, and slid his fingers beneath the edge of her underwear to touch her properly. “I want to hear you beg.”

Roxanne squirmed, hands jerking in her restraints, face burning, wanting to beg but not quite able to let herself.  

She gave a little cry of dismay when he took his hand away, but then gasped instead as he tugged her underwear down.

He leaned over her and she felt his tentacles pressing and writhing against her. His hand slid into her hair, fingers tightening there—not hard enough to hurt, but firmly enough to make her lift her head and look up at their reflection in the window. Roxanne gasped at the sight of them.

“Be a good damsel,” Megamind said, voice rough, “and beg your supervillain to fuck you.”

“Oh god,” Roxanne said, control breaking, “oh, god, Megamind, please fuck me, please—please—I need it; I need you so bad; I’ve wanted it for so long—

“So,” Megamind growled, pressing two tentacles into her at once, “have I.”

Roxanne moaned as he drew his hips back, pushed into her again.

“You have—no idea,” he said, pressing a third tentacle into her, “how often—I have imagined this.” He pulled her hips back into his. “How much I’ve—wanted you.” He pushed a fourth tentacle in and rubbed the fifth slickly over her clit as he set up a rhythm of thrusting into her. “Wanted you so desperately, Roxanne For—so long. You and your—clever questions and your sarcastic comments and your—infuriating poise. Every—goddamn kidnapping—wanted to see you like this, wanted you to feel it, too, wanted—you.”

Megamind slid his hand from her hair down her neck, then placed it flat against the desk as he thrust into her.

“Yes—Megamind—” Roxanne braced her bound hands against the desk and pushed back harder into his thrusts. “All of them,” she said feverishly, “all of them, fuck me with all of them again; I need it; please—”

Megamind made a snarling sound and shoved her underwear down farther, past her knees, until they fell to the floor. Roxanne untangled one foot from them and spread her legs farther, arched her back. He splayed his hand on her back, holding her still, and pushed the last tentacle into her.

Roxanne panted and dug her fingernails uselessly into the desktop, ready for the sensation this time but still not prepared for how insanely fantastic it felt, having him fill her up so completely.

Megamind moaned, an alien sound, one of his hands braced on the desk and the fingers of the other tightening on Roxanne’s hip. He didn’t move, though, nothing except for the twisting motion of his tentacles, which was so good but not even close to enough. Roxanne made a soft sound of frustration and desire and rocked forward, the heels of her shoes leaving the ground, her upper body pressing harder into the top of the desk—then rocked back towards Megamind again, pushing herself back onto his tentacles. Megamind gasped.

God—yes—oh fuck that felt so good—

She did it again, harder this time, then again, again, again, fucking herself on his tentacles shamelessly.

“Please,” she almost sobbed, “please fuck me, Megamind, please—”

Megamind gave a low, moaning growl, grabbed her hips, and thrust into her hard, hips snapping over and over again.

Roxanne heard herself making a stream of needy little noises, whimpers and moans and mewling sounds, helpless against how good being fucked like this made her feel. Megamind moved one hand from her hip to stroke her clit and Roxanne gave a kind of whisper-cry and writhed underneath him.

Gasping for breath, she looked up at their reflections in the window again—god, they looked unbelievably hot; she looked like the most pornographic version of a damsel in distress possible, bent over, skirt up, wrists tied, a look of wanton pleasure on her face as her supervillain took her hard from behind.

And beyond their reflections, the city lights, not near enough for anyone to really see into the room, but bright enough for Roxanne to still feel as if she was on display, as if their whole city was watching them, watching her get fucked by Megamind, seeing how much he wanted her.

In the window, she looked at Megamind’s face again, saw that he was already looking at her, watching her face with an expression of focused desire. He gave an especially hard thrust and Roxanne came in an explosion of pleasure, the lights of the city blurring and dancing in front of her eyes. Megamind groaned, his hips stuttering in their rhythm as he came, too.

Roxanne lay her cheek against the cool desktop and tried to remember how to breathe. Megamind leaned forward, pressing himself against her back, and panted for breath.

After a moment, he made a soft noise and kissed her neck. Slowly, he straightened up, untangling himself from her and pulling her dress back down. Then he sat down on the desk and reached to untie her hands.

She made a quiet sound as her wrists were released—she hadn’t actually realized she was pulling on the restraints that much.

Roxanne tried to stand up straight, but her knees didn’t really seem to want to work properly. They buckled, but she caught herself on the desk and Megamind caught her waist before she could actually fall.

“Are you all right?” Megamind asked, sounding honestly concerned. “I didn’t hurt you, did I?”

Roxanne gave a breathless laugh and carefully let him guide her to sit on the desk with him.

“No,” she said, “you didn’t hurt me. I—think—I think maybe I just need to lie on this desk in a melted puddle for a while, though; holy shit, Megamind.”

Megamind laughed, too, soft and relieved, and gently pulled her back into his arms. Roxanne blinked, a little surprised but definitely not displeased.

“Or lie on you,” she said. “Mmm—yes. Definitely lie on you. You’re much more comfortable than the desk.”

He made a satisfied noise and tightened his arms around her. Roxanne hummed and closed her eyes, feeling incredibly happy and incredibly relaxed. Megamind turned his head to press a lazy kiss to the corner of her jaw.

“We are going to have to check this room so thoroughly,” Roxanne murmured.

Megamind snickered.

“So thoroughly,” she repeated.

“Very thoroughly,” he agreed.

“Unbelievably thoroughly.”

“Possibly I should just burn down the building.”

Roxanne gave a snort of laughter and felt him press his face to the side of her neck and smile against her skin.

“We should really do this in a bed next time,” he said.

“Much more private.”

“Softer.”

“We could actually be naked.”

“I could try to get you to scream,” Megamind said, and Roxanne laughed. “And we could nap afterwards, which would be absolutely ideal, don’t you think?”

Roxanne bit her lip.

“I—I don’t know for sure if I’ll be up for—any more sex tonight,” she said, “But. If you wanted, you could—you could take me home with you tonight?”

Megamind leaned back enough to look down at her.

“Really?” he said, voice soft. “You’ll come back to the lair with me?”

Roxanne swallowed and reached up to wrap a hand around one of his wrists.

“You asked before where I wanted to go,” she said. “I’d—I’d like—to go home with you. If you want me to.”

Megamind’s face lit up, soft and slow.

“I want that very much, Roxanne,” he said.

“I do love you, you know, Megamind,” Roxanne said abruptly,

The words felt awkward and graceless and inadequate in her mouth, nothing like the beautiful words he’d had for her, when called her the personification of a storm, when he told her that he adored her, when he said that he was wildly and passionately in love with her.

And of course he was aware of how she felt; she knew that; he’d guessed at it, earlier, had said I love you too, when he said he loved her, but it—it still seemed important that she actually tell him, actually say it to him, even if she didn’t know how to say it pretty or well or anywhere near good enough.

Megamind must have understood how difficult just saying it at all was for her, because his whole expression went soft and wondering and filled with so much adoration that it was a little hard for her to look at him.

“Thank you,” he breathed. “I love you, too.”

Roxanne relaxed at the words and tilted her face up for a kiss. Megamind bent down and kissed her. She squeezed his wrist and sat up, leaning forward.

“Could you zip up my dress?” she asked.

Megamind kissed the base of her neck and did. Roxanne sighed and stretched her neck, then turned languidly to face him, watching as he began to pull his shirt back up.

“Hmm,” he said, looking down at it critically, “I think this shirt has just about had enough, wouldn’t you say?”

He looked up at her and gave her a quick, sharp-edged smile, his eyes dancing with amusement. Roxanne laughed, taking in the full effect of the shirt—the lipstick stain on the collar, the missing buttons, the general crumpled appearance.

“Yeah, there is no way you can walk downstairs looking like that,” she said. “Even in a disguise.” She looked down at herself. “And this dress is not exactly in mint condition either.”

“No,” Megamind said, fastening up his pants and belt again. “No, I don’t think you should go downstairs like that, either.” He tapped his fingertips thoughtfully on the top of the desk. “Let me think of the best way to do this…what time is it?”

Roxanne reached over and picked up his watch, looking at the face of it.

“Eleven thirty-seven,” she said, holding the watch out to him. “The party ends at midnight; we can probably just wait until everybody leaves, right?”

“If you don’t mind,” Megamind said, taking the watch from her and buckling it around his wrist. “I’ll also be able to call a larger group of brainbots to do the sweep and clean, if we wait until everyone is gone.”

“I don’t mind waiting,” Roxanne said. “I want to listen to the rest of that recording, anyway.”

Megamind laughed.

“Nosy reporter,” he said, his tone making the words into praise. “Didn’t you get a chance to listen to the whole thing?”

“No,” Roxanne said, giving him a pointed look, “someone interrupted me before I could finish.”

“How very inconsiderate of me,” he said, smile widening, “impeding your espionage like that. By all means, let us listen to it now, Miss Ritchi.”

He laughed, and Roxanne gave him an inquiring look.

“This is turning out to be a very exciting first date!” he said. “Tell me, how many laws have we broken so far? Breaking and entering, theft of government property, what I’m pretty sure counts as public indecency—really, it’s a shame you won’t let me burn down the building; we could add arson to the list—and conspiracy to commit—what are you planning to do with that recording?”

“You and I are going to use it to reform the city government together,” Roxanne said.

Megamind’s eyes went wide and Roxanne felt a sudden pulse of uncertainty. She watched his face, not sure if—

—had she gone too far? Should she not have asked for—fuck; she hadn’t actually asked, had she? She hadn’t phrased it as a question at all, had probably sounded so unbelievably arrogant and demanding and—

A slow smile began to spread over Megamind’s face.

“Will our reforming the city government together,” he asked, “involve you threatening people with me some more?”

Roxanne gave a crack of relieved laughter.

“You really liked that?” she said.

“I really, really did,” Megamind murmured, in a low voice that made Roxanne shiver.

His smile widened as he noticed her reaction. Roxanne flushed, but she drew herself up as haughtily as she could—which really only seemed to delight him more.

(he really—he really, truly didn’t find her personality grating at all, did he? he really actually liked her.)

“Possibly,” she said, raising her chin, “possibly it might involve more of me threatening people with you. But I was thinking we’d start by convincing the mayor to give you an unconditional pardon. I mean—”

Roxanne reached for her handbag and pulled it across the desk towards herself. Then she flipped it open, and drew the special lipstick tube from inside, held the tube up. She uncapped the tube and twisted the base of the lipstick, revealing, instead of a cosmetic, the flash drive she had hidden inside.

“—I do have all this blackmail material,” she said. “It’d be a shame to let it go to waste.”

Megamind gave a delighted gasp.

“Oh, and I never thought to actually look inside the lipsticks!” he said, “Oooh, that is so very sneaky!”

Roxanne laughed and pulled the file out of the lipstick case, handed it to him.

“And we’re adding blackmail to the crimes list!” he said happily, taking the file from her. “This night just gets better and better!”

She laughed again, shaking her head at his enthusiasm.

“Wait,” Megamind said, frowning suddenly and tilting his head. “Wait, you—you had the file hidden there this whole time? In your handbag? Not—you didn’t even have it on you? Then why would you tell me to search—?”

Roxanne’s cheeks flushed, and she gave him a pointed look.

Megamind’s eyes widened, and then he laughed, a sound of pure and utterly wicked delight.

Roxanne, face still burning, laughed too, and then she capped the false lipstick again and put it back in her purse.

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…the end .💋

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Happy Day 28 of my Birthday Fic Month! Today is the final day of February, and thus the last day of the fic month; I hope you all have enjoyed it! And that you all enjoyed the end of Lipstick! Thank you all for continuing to read, like, reblog, and comment. I am so glad I got to celebrate my birthday will you all!

Megamind/Roxanne, M rating, pre-movie AU

Roxanne slips away from the mayor’s birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city’s supervillain wants the same thing as the city’s nosiest reporter…

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She gave him a questioning look as she stepped back, wanting to make sure—

“Oh, fuck yes,” Megamind said, turning and putting his hands behind his back without hesitation.

Roxanne laughed, and ran her hands down his arms.

“Yeah?” she asked. “You don’t mind?”

“Mind?” Megamind looked at her over his shoulder as her hands settled on his wrists. “Do you have any idea how many of my fantasies you’re hitting tonight?”

“Really?” Roxanne said. She carefully unbuckled the watch from his wrist and set it aside, out of the way—she was pretty sure that had to be the holographic projector, and she didn’t want to accidentally turn it on or damage it when she put the tie around his wrists. “Me tying you up is a fantasy? I would have thought—the other way around—”

“Oh, that’s on the list, too,” Megamind said, looking away again and tilting his head back as she wound the tie around his wrists. “It’s—ah—it’s a very long list…”

“Exactly how tight should this be?”

“You should be able to fit two fingers between the tie and my wrist—” Megamind looked down as she tested it, watching her. “—yes, like that, good; that’s—ah—” he swallowed visibly, “—that’s very good.”

Roxanne smirked, settling her hands possessively over his hands, over the binding.

“Oh, really?” she said archly. Megamind’s fingers twitched. “Are you liking this?”

Megamind felt himself go hot at Roxanne’s words—god, her voice, and that tone; he felt like melting.

“A lot,” he said. “I’m—liking it a lot.”

Roxanne put her hand on his hip again; turning him around again, pressing him back against the edge of the desk once more and kissing him—

Oh. Ohhh wow; that was—not being able to use his hands while she was kissing him was definitely an exciting thing.

Roxanne broke the kiss with a thoughtful noise, then looked past Megamind, a small crease between her brows.

“Do I need to be worried about this window being right here?” she asked.

Megamind looked over his shoulder and looked out the window speculatively.

“I really don’t think so,” he said. “We’re not particularly close to any of the other buildings. I can’t see in any of their windows, can you? And we’re several floors up, I doubt anyone could see us from the ground. You can turn the light off, though, if you’d rather, or we can just not—”

Roxanne took hold of his chin and turned his face towards her, then leaned in and kissed him, cutting him off.


“I would not rather,” she said, breaking the kiss.

She glanced down at his mouth and rubbed her thumb over his lower lip, then looked back up into his eyes.

“I want to see you,” she said, and Megamind felt a pulse of mingled arousal and joy at hearing her say that.

He dipped his head so that he could press his lips to her wrist and Roxanne made a soft noise. Megamind looked up at her through his lashes, saw that her lips were parted and her cheeks flushed.

“By all means, Miss Ritchi,” he murmured. “Please feel free to look.”

Roxanne took a sharp breath and then kissed him, a biting sort of kiss with a hint of teeth to it. Then she stepped back from him.

“Sit down on the edge of the desk,” she said.

Megamind did, and Roxanne swept a glance down his body, looking him over.

And she enjoyed looking at him, Megamind thought with a rush of triumph as he watched her expression, as he watched Roxanne looking at him and liking what she saw.

She met his eyes, smiling, and he smiled back at her, feeling absolutely giddy with happiness. Roxanne’s expression changed a little when he smiled at her—it went softer, almost unsure.

“You kind of—” she said, “—you look much too okay with me tying you up.”

“I am okay with it,” Megamind said. “Why wouldn’t I be?”

The fingers of one of her hands twisted in the material of her skirt and her expression of uncertainty deepened.

“You—you must really trust me a lot,” Roxanne said, looking as if the prospect of this worried her.

“I do,” Megamind said. “But I think you must trust me, too, Roxanne. Don’t you? Even considering your general bravery, you’ve always been much too comfortable when I had you in ropes.” He blinked, suddenly understanding something. “Definitely, definitely much too—you never got a restraining order, never pressed charges, never tried to—what would you have done if it had been someone else?”

“Kidnapping me?” Roxanne said, making a face. “Not fucking put up with it, that’s for damn sure.”

She blinked, looking taken aback, as if she hadn’t actually meant to say that. Megamind burst into laughter.

“I mean—” she said.

“Not put up with it!” Megamind repeated, cackling. “Not put up with it! Oh my god, because you do put up with it, don’t you? It’s always—it’s always been something that you’re letting me do! Oh my god, Roxanne, how did I never realize?”

“I—didn’t actually—realize, either,” Roxanne said, looking close to laughter herself, “that’s—but, I mean—it was you. You’re—and I—”

“Trust me,” Megamind said. “Don’t you?”

Roxanne nodded and he smiled, happiness warm in his chest.

“I think that why I trust you,” he said. “Because—people don’t usually give me the benefit of the doubt. You’ve—the way you talk to me; the way you act towards me; you’ve always treated me like I’m—as if I can be trusted to do the right thing—as if I’m basically a good person.”

“Because you are,” she said, in that tone of exasperation she always used to point out the specific ridiculousness of each evil scheme. “For fuck’s sake, Megamind.”

“Supervillain,” Megamind said.

“Charity hospital.”

He made a face at her and Roxanne rolled her eyes at him, the gesture such a familiar one that he couldn’t stop himself from giving a breathless little laugh, affection making his heart give a hard pulse.

“And that’s why I trust you, Roxanne,” he said.

Roxanne tilted her head, frowning.

“Because I don’t think you could look at me and see something good,” he said, “if you weren’t so good yourself.”

Roxanne gave a growl and rather pounced on him, taking his face between her hands and kissing him hard.

“You,” she said, “you are crazy, do you know that, Megamind?” She unbuttoned his collar and kissed his throat. Megamind tilted his head back and made a blissful sound. “God—aren’t you scared at all?”

“Oh, now you know how it feels, Miss Ritchi!” Megamind laughed. “Isn’t it maddening? I’m much more cooperative than you are, though; would you like me to pretend? Oh, no!” he added in a breathy voice. “Please don’t hurt me, Miss Ritchi; I promise I’ll do anything you like! How’s that?”

“Smartass,” Roxanne said, unbuttoning his few remaining buttons and pushing his shirt down over his shoulders.

“I’ve been very bad,” Megamind agreed, biting his lip and smiling at her. “Are you going to make me be good for you?”

Roxanne’s breath hissed between her teeth. To his surprise, though, she didn’t give him another of those hard kisses. Instead, she smiled at him, slow and dark and seductive.

“Yes,” she purred, “I think I will.”

Megamind shivered and her smile widened.

She kissed his throat, one hand sliding around to hold the back of his neck. The fingertips of her other hand trailed down the center line of his body, from the hollow of his throat to the buckle of his belt, leaving a trail of shivery sensation in their wake. She didn’t unbuckle his belt, though, just let her hand settle there and continued to kiss his throat, lips pressing beneath his jaw, brushing over his adams apple, kissing the place where his neck met his shoulder.

Megamind wasn’t sure which was more maddeningly good, her lips on his throat or the warm weight of her hand between his legs, or the hand she had on the back of his sensitive neck.

Roxanne rubbed her thumb against the place where the back of his neck met his head, and oh god, yes, that was definitely the best, yes—

He gasped, arching back into the touch, forgetting, for a moment, that his hands were tied. He made an alarmed noise as he almost overbalanced, but Roxanne caught him, her other arm sliding around his waist.

“Careful,” she said, tone gently admonishing, and when he flushed, he wasn’t sure if it was more from embarrassment or arousal.

“Oh,” he said, voice soft and shocked—at being caught, at being held like this, at—everything, really.

He saw Roxanne’s expression change as she took in his reaction, saw it soften.

“Lie back,” she said quietly. “I’ve got you.”

“Oh,” Megamind said again, and slowly let himself relax back into her arms, until she was holding up his weight.

She lowered him just as slowly, settled his head down on the desk with care.

“Oh,” he whispered.

Roxanne, bending over him, still, slid her hand from the back of his neck and stroked his cheek.

“Hey,” she said, voice as soft as the touch. “You okay?”

“Yeah,” he said, his voice hushed. “Yeah, I’m okay.”

She tucked a piece of hair behind her ear.

“Your hands aren’t uncomfortable like this?” she asked. “I haven’t actually ever been on this side of the restraints thing before, so you’re going to have to tell me.”

Megamind laughed.

“My hands are fine,” he said. “You tied me loosely enough that I’ve got some freedom of movement, and they’re under the arch of my back like this; I don’t really have a lot of my weight on them. You know, when I offered to give you lessons in villainous behavior, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind, Miss Ritchi.”

She smirked down at him.

“Oh, wasn’t it?” she asked.

He grinned up at her.

“No, no; I’m lying, it totally was,” he said.

Roxanne laughed.

“Wildest dream scenario version of what I had in mind, really,” he said.

Roxanne shook her head, smiling.

“What am I going to do with you?” she asked.

“I have no idea, but I’m really looking forward to it,” Megamind said honestly.

Roxanne laughed again and straightened up. Her hands settled on his belt again. She still didn’t unbuckle it, though, just left them there and stood looking down at him for a long moment. Megamind squirmed a little impatiently, and Roxanne gave a small, satisfied smirk—okay, good, surely now she was going to—

She traced over the buckle with a fingernail.

“Oh, come on!” Megamind burst out. “Come on; quit—quit teasing!”

She tapped her fingernail sharply on his buckle and his whole body seemed to throb in response.

“Roxanne—”

She took her hands from his belt entirely, placing them flat on the desk on either side of him. He made a noise of protest which turned into a gasp as she leaned down and licked over one of his nipples. Roxanne made a satisfied noise and did it again, then sucked lightly at it.

(holy hell; he’d always imagined that would feel good, but he’d never thought it would feel that good)

She moved to the other side, then reached up and rolled the first nipple beneath two fingers and Megamind moaned, hands jerking in his restraints.

Roxanane straightened up again and reached for his belt, finally—finally! unbuckling it. She traced over the button of his pants, then the line of his zipper, and the line of his sex throbbed beneath his clothes.

She didn’t tease so long, this time, thank god, but flicked the button open and undid the zipper. Then she pulled apart the sides of the material, tugged his pants down slightly, exposing his sex to the cool air.

—and then she stopped again and looked at him, just looked at him, gaze sweeping up and down his body.

“Do you have any idea how hot you look like this?” she asked.

“Roxanne,“ Megamind said, shifting restlessly on the desk. “Roxanne, come on, please—”

“You did say that I should feel free to look, Megamind,” she said, smirking at him.

“Yes, yes; looking is good,” Megamind said, “but touching would be better.”

“You’re very mouthy for a captive,” Roxanne said, arching an eyebrow.

“I learned from the best,” Megamind said.

She grinned, clearly able to tell he’d meant that as praise. Then her gaze went to his sex again and she tilted her head thoughtfully.

God, that expression on her face—his sex ached for her to touch him, his tentacles, still held inside, twisting against each other.

“The tentacles,” she said, “is that automatic? Do I just just need to turn you on more?”

“—it’s—no, it’s—voluntary,” Megamind managed to say, “it’s voluntary past a certain point, and you—I am more than turned on enough already; I just—” he stopped, his face heating.

“What?” Roxanne asked, watching his face, her tone somewhere between arch and honestly curious. “You just what?”

(oh god, his face must be absolutely fuchsia right now, he was blushing so hard)

“I—thought you might like to play with me like this, first,” he said.

Roxanne’s face lit up in a rather wicked expression.

“Really?” she drawled. “You thought I might want to? Or you wanted me to?”

“Um—I—both?”

Roxanne began, slowly, to smile.

“Ask me to,” she said.

Megamind squirmed, caught between embarrassment and desire, mind twisted up by the inexplicable way that the embarrassment seemed to actually increase the desire.

“Please,” he said.

Roxanne raised her eyebrows.

“Please what?” she said.

“Please, Roxanne,” he said.

She gave him a pointed look.

“Please, Miss Ritchi.”

Roxanne laughed, then clicked her tongue at him in admonition.

“Trying to cheat,” she said, “you know that’s not what I mean, Megamind.”

Megamind made a face at her and she laughed again.

“Be a good boy and ask for what you want,” she said, placing one hand flat on the desk and leaning over him, tracing the fingertips of her other hand lightly over his stomach.

(fuck fuck fuck oh god)

“Please will you finger me,” Megamind said in a desperate rush, “Miss Ritchi,” he added, feeling that it couldn’t hurt.

“So polite!” Roxanne said delightedly, sliding her fingertips lower, brushing down the slick line of his sex.

She let just the tip of one finger slip between the edges of his sex, and then slid it up and down the line of him teasingly while he moaned in mingled pleasure and dismay.

“Like this?” Roxanne asked. “Do you like this?”

“I—yes,” Megamind said, “but—ah—god, come on—”

Roxanne switched to teasing him with the tip of a different finger and made an inquiring noise. Megamind wriggled on the desk again, but there was little he could actually do in this position—with his wrists bound, he was unable to reach for her hand and pull it closer; and lying back on the desk like this, his feet didn’t touch the ground, only the tips of his toes brushing against the floor, no way to get leverage.

“Please,” Megamind said, “please, Roxanne—Miss Ritchi—please, please—”

“Just look at you,” Roxanne said, in the triumphant tones of an evil monologue, “terrifying supervillain, tied up and half-naked and completely at the mercy of his damsel in distress—wet and desperate and begging to get fucked—”

“Yes—please, god, yes—”

“What would Metrocity think?” Roxanne said.

“That I’m lucky as fuck,” Megamind gasped out, a bolt of desire going through him at hearing her say their city’s name like that, like him, like she was the supervillain and he was her captive, and he was, wasn’t he; god, he always had been—

Roxanne laughed, a delighted ripple of sound that made his tentacles writhe inside him even harder, and right now Megamind didn’t care what people would think if they could see him like this, tied up and bent back over a desk with his clothes undone, vulnerable and needy and begging for it, didn’t give a fuck what anyone would think.

“Please,” he babbled, spreading his legs in shameless invitation, “please, Roxanne, please; I need it; I need your fingers inside me, Miss Ritchi; I need you to fuck me with them until I come; I need you to fuck me; fuck me and make me be good for you, please—”

Roxanne thrust two fingers into him and Megamind moaned, his sex pulsing, contracting reflexively around her, all of his tentacles twisting, trying to wind themselves around her fingers. She pulled her hand back, then pressed her fingers in again—again—again—setting up a rhythm.

When she added a third finger, Megamind sobbed, his back arching.

“There,” she cooed at him, “good. Look at you, Megamind; you’re so good.”

Megamind panted for breath.

“I’m—not,” he said, voice uneven.

“You are, though,” she said. “You’re so good. So very sweet.”

“Not—sweet,” Megamind said, his hips jerking, his body trying to find a way to fuck itself harder on Roxanne’s fingers. “Not—”

“Oh, but you are,” Roxanne said, voice rich with affection. “So very, very sweet. So very, very good. You can try to cover it up with spikes and leather all you like, Megamind, but I know you. I know how good you really are.”

“—oh,” he gasped.

Roxanne made a humming noise of approval and began to thrust her fingers inside him harder, faster, filling him up, pushing into the tangle of his tentacles, fucking him.

Pleasure rose in him, crested like a wave, and he let it break over him, let himself come, moaning, on Roxanne Ritchi’s fingers, with her leaning over him, looking down at him, inside of him.

He panted for breath as his orgasm ended, then whimpered at the feeling of her fingers still inside him, his need for a second climax rising up in him even more quickly than usual. Roxanne slipped her fingers out of him and Megamind made an involuntary noise of distress.

“Are you okay?” Roxanne asked, looking concerned, and he had to give a breathless kind of laugh.

“Yes,” he said, “fuck. I’m—”

She placed her hand flat on his stomach, still looking worried, and Megamind couldn’t help arching into the touch of her hand and moaning.

“Please,” he said. “God—don’t—don’t stop; don’t just leave me like this—”

“Oh,” Roxanne said, understanding dawning in her expression, “is the second orgasm has to be for you, not just can be?”

Megamind made a noise of affirmation and she stroked her hand over his stomach, making him moan again.

“How badly do you need it?”

Megamind laughed again at the tone of her voice—she sounded less as if she was teasing him and more as if she honestly wished to satisfy her curiosity about this particular quirk of his biology. God, he loved her.

“Extremely badly,” he said. “Do you want me to beg again? Because I am very willing to beg again.”

Roxanne laughed and gave him an arch look.

“Yes, you do beg very easily, don’t you, Megamind?” she said. “And you do it so beautifully, too. I wasn’t thinking of that, though, I was—would you be up for trying something—different?”

She gave him an uncertain look, her hand moving from his stomach to his hip.

“Almost definitely,” Megamind said with a laugh, and she gave him a relieved smile and rubbed her thumb over the edge of his hipbone. Still held inside his body, his tentacles twisted and writhed, aching to be touched again. “What—ah—what did you have in mind?”

Roxanne bit her lip, a flush lighting up her cheeks, her gaze flicking away from his, and she hesitated, which really only increased his anticipation, god, was she doing that on purpose? She didn’t look like she was even doing it on purpose. Did she have any idea how maddeningly gorgeous she was?

She glanced back at him, her eyes meeting his again.

“Do you maybe want to tie me up this time?” she asked quickly.

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…to be continued .💋

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Happy Day 27 of my Birthday Fic Month! I hope you all are continuing to enjoy it. Thank you for reading, liking, reblogging, and commenting! ❤

Megamind/Roxanne, M rating, pre-movie AU

Roxanne slips away from the mayor’s birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city’s supervillain wants the same thing as the city’s nosiest reporter…

AO3 | FFN

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The security guard’s words cut off with a noise that sounded very like ‘ulp’.

For about six seconds, the three of them stood there in a tableau, nobody moving.

Six seconds; not a long amount of time, but long enough for Roxanne’s mind to fully realize what this must look like—her pressed back against the desk with Megamind bending over her and her lipstick on his collar—long enough for her to calculate the likelihood of anyone believing this wasn’t what it looked like and come up with exactly zero.

“I’ll tell you what,” Roxanne said, breaking the silence.

The security guard jumped. Megamind’s body jerked slightly against hers.

“You leave right now,” she said to the guard, “and never mention this to anyone—”

The guard opened his mouth to protest.

“—and I won’t let Megamind chop you up into tiny pieces and feed you to the alligators.” Roxanne said. “Doesn’t that sound like a really fantastic deal?”

Megamind’s hands twitched against her, but Roxanne didn’t look at him, kept looking at the security guard.

“Or perhaps not tiny pieces,” she went on in a thoughtful tone, “live prey is so much more fun for them. Enrichment, you know—it’s terribly important to make sure animals in captivity don’t become bored.”

The guard swallowed visibly.

“You’re thinking that Metro Man is downstairs,” Roxanne said, mind working swiftly, “you’re thinking that he’ll hear you if you call—and maybe he would, although the music is a bit loud, and there are quite a lot of people talking. Maybe you’d better try running for him, instead—oh, but you’ve seen how fast Megamind moves, haven’t you? And even if you do manage to get away somehow, and find Metro Man, and Megamind goes to prison—well, what do you think Megamind will do to you once he escapes again? Alligators will be the least of your worries.”

She gave the guard a pleasant smile and the man gulped, the blood draining from his face.

“Unless, of course, you were just leaving now,” she said sweetly. “Having done a security check of this very empty room. And seen nothing. Which you would obviously never mention to anyone.”

“Yep!” the security guard said in a strangled tone. He nodded vigorously, backing out of the room. “Yep; yes, ma’am, didn’t see anything! Didn’t see anything! Nothing to see! I’ll just be going! Nobody in here! Have a nice night!”

He closed the door behind himself and Roxanne and Megamind heard the sound of him fairly fleeing down the hall.

Roxanne turned her head slowly to look at Megamind.

The guard had left the light on in his haste to leave; she could see Megamind’s expression with perfect clarity, though she couldn’t quite read it.

He looked—

“Did you just threaten someone with me?” he asked, voice low.

Roxanne’s breath caught. She looked up at him, unable to answer, and—

She wasn’t sure which one of them moved first; it happened so fast; one moment they were looking at each other and the next moment they were kissing madly.

Roxanne, hands twisted in Megamind’s suit jacket, arched into the kiss desperately, and Megamind pulled her closer—god, his mouth—

She felt almost feverish with the desire to be closer to him, to be as close as possible—closer than was possible with so many layers of clothing between them. Fumbling, she found the button of his jacket and managed to undo it, to slip her hands beneath the sides of it, only the material of his shirt between her hands and his skin.

Roxanne pushed the jacket off his shoulders and Megamind broke the kiss only long enough to pull the jacket off completely. He dropped it on the floor and kissed her again, one of his hands tangling in her hair, the other sliding up the side of her body.

It wasn’t enough; it still wasn’t enough. Roxanne yanked his shirt up, untucking it, and slid her hands beneath it. Megamind gasped into the kiss as her hands touched his skin. He felt almost like silk beneath her hands, his skin smooth and slightly cool to the touch.

The backs of her thighs pressed against the edge of the desk; Megamind lifted her to sit on it, the two of them still kissing.

It still wasn’t enough; there were far too many layers between them, the material of her dress, all the maddening layers of his suit. She reached up and pulled at his tie, tugging it loose, then fumbled for the buttons of his shirt.

Roxanne got three buttons undone before she lost patience and yanked at the sides of the shirt, popping the rest of the buttons. Megamind gasped, breaking the kiss, and then kissed his way down her neck as she ran her hands over his chest. He kissed the juncture of her neck and shoulder and then pulled both of her dress straps down to kiss her shoulders, reaching up at the same time for the zip of her dress.

“—yes,” Roxanne said, when he hesitated for a moment, “yes, yes, yes; come on—”

Megamind pulled the tab down and Roxanne yanked at the bodice, pulling it down enough for him to cup one of her breasts in his hand as he kissed her again. Roxanne arched into the touch, reached up and wound one arm around his neck, the gorgeous, smooth curve of the back of his head fitting perfectly in her hand. He made an inhuman noise, a moan with alien harmonics to it, and the sound of it made Roxanne feel even more desperate. She turned her head and kissed the side of his beautiful neck, scraped her teeth over the tendons there.

Megamind made a hissing sound and slid his free arm around her waist, pulling her to the edge of the desk. He let go of her breast and reached for the hem of her skirt, pushing it up, running his hand up her thigh, from her knee all the way to her hip, his fingertips slipping beneath the lace edge of her underwear.

She reached for his belt, undid the buckle blindly, reached for the fastenings of his trousers.

“—wait,” Megamind gasped. “I’m not—human—my anatomy is—you might not want—”

“I don’t care,” Roxanne said feverishly. “I don’t care; I don’t care what it looks like; I just want you to fuck me with it—”

Megamind made a noise that was half a moan and half an incredulous laugh and kissed the skin beneath her jaw. Roxanne made a demanding noise and bit lightly at the edge of his ear. Megamind’s breath hissed between his teeth, his fingers digging into her thigh.

She reached for him again, and he let her unfasten his trousers this time, let her part the material. He caught her wrist lightly, then slid his hand along the back of hers, his fingers slipping into the spaces between hers. Holding her hand like that, he guided it forward to touch him, pressing her hand between his legs.

She felt nothing like the shape of a cock, but a kind of vertical seam, slick with desire like she was—oh—

“Put your fingers inside me, then,” she said, “god, Megamind, please; I need you so bad—”

Megamind made the laughter and moaning sound again, this time with a kind of alien growl beneath it.

“Impatient—” he said, “always—so impatient. Just—just let me—”

She twisted her hand, grinding her palm slickly against him, and Megamind’s hips jerked, his words cutting off into a moan, and Roxanne felt a bolt of triumph and desire go through her at his reaction to her touch.

“Roxanne—” he gasped, “ah—let me—fuck, let me show you—”

He took his hand from her hip and shifted his weight back—not pulling away from her, but moving back enough that she could look down the line of his body, from the long column of his throat, down his chest and abdomen, bared by the unbuttoned sides of his shirt, to their joined hands pressed between his legs.

Megamind guided her hand up the slick seam of him, shuddering into the touch, and then he pulled her hand away so that only her fingertips brushed the top of the seam. Then—

His body shifted, beneath her fingertips and in front of her eyes, the sides of the vertical slit between his legs parting, blue tentacles spilling out and into her hand.

Megamind let go of her hand as his tentacles moved against each other and against her hand. They rubbed against her palm and slid between her fingers, curled around her wrist, smooth and slick against her skin.

Roxanne took a soft, surprised breath, her fingers tightening automatically in the tangle of tentacles, and Megamind made a quiet, desperate noise, his hips jerking once and then going still. She glanced up at his face; he looked desperate, too, his eyes dark, his mouth flushed and panting.

“Still okay?” he asked, voice tight. “Do you want to stop?” and Roxanne saw the tension in his expression, beneath the desperation, understood why he’d leaned away from her, why he’d let go of her hand, why he was being so careful not to hold her in place.

He was actually genuinely concerned she might not want this anymore, wasn’t he? And he was making sure she didn’t feel trapped.

Desire sang through her at that realization, desire and something else, a feeling she didn’t want to put a name to, something sweet and fierce at the same time.

She tightened her fingers around him, pressed her palm harder against him. Megamind made a shocked, inhuman sound, something like birdsong, his hips jerking forward, tentacles writhing in her hand. Roxanne, pulled her hand back a bit, letting his tentacles slide through her fingers, then pushed her hand deeper into them again, and Megamind moaned and clutched at the edge of the desk, rocking his hips into her touch.

“These—” Roxanne said, and slid her fingers through his tentacles, “—these are gorgeous.”

She tugged lightly at the tips of them and Megamind gasped.

“And I want you to fuck me with them,” she slid her hand deeper into the tangle of them again. “Right. Now.”

Megamind growled and kissed her hard; Roxanne moved her hand from his tentacles to the desktop and pushed up into the kiss. He broke it to press kisses down her throat, reached up to palm her breast again, rolling her nipple beneath his thumb, making Roxanne gasp. She leaned back on her forearms as he dipped his head and laved his tongue over the peak of her breast. He kissed her there, then sucked at her nipple, and Roxanne couldn’t help arching up, couldn’t help the breathless little sounds she heard herself making.

When he moved to her other breast, she moaned, torn between the torturous pleasure of his mouth and the ache of not having him between her legs.

“Megamind,” she moaned, throwing her head back.

The sound of her own voice, moaning his name like that, made her feel like her body was on fire; god, she’d never heard herself sound like that; she sounded utterly shameless.

Megamind leaned back and pulled her hips to the very edge of the desk, tugged her lace underwear down. Roxanne kicked them off impatiently. Megamind ran his hand up the side of her thigh and she wrapped her legs around him, her heels digging into the backs of his thighs.

He planted his hands on the desk on either side of her head, and she felt his tentacles, moving cool and slick against her sex and the inside of her thighs. He growled and rolled his hips, sinking one of his tentacles into her.

Roxanne’s spine arched at the sensation of it—oh god that was so good, the supple way it twisted and pressed against the inside of her—that was only one of his tentacles and it was already better than anything anyone else had ever done for her, better than anything Roxanne had ever been able to do for herself.

She looked up at Megamind, who was looking down at her, an unfamiliar look of pleasure on his so-familiar face—Megamind, this was Megamind here with her, Megamind inside of her, Megamind finally, finally, finally—

One of his tentacles rubbed against her clit at an angle that was so perfectly, exactly right that Roxanne couldn’t help but roll her hips into.

“Yes, yes, yes,” she panted out.

Megamind gasped, too, rubbing against her clit in that same motion, pressing another tentacle into her at the same time.

“Roxanne,” he said, “ah—fuck—Roxanne—”

“Megamind—oh god, that feels so good—please—yes—”

He pushed a third tentacle inside her and Roxanne threw her head back, her hips moving again of their own accord, gasping and twisting desperately on the three tentacles writhing inside her, against the two still rubbing either side of her clit.

Megamind leaned down and kissed her throat, the shift of his weight pressing his tentacles deeper into her. She reached up with one hand and stroked over the back of his head, down his neck, hand slipping beneath the collar of his open shirt. He groaned in response and Roxanne felt a fourth tentacle join the three already inside her.

She tightened her hold on the back of his neck, fingernails digging into his skin.

“—yes! Megamind—ah—”

He pressed his face to the side of her neck and panted, his body still except for the ceaseless motion of his tentacles. Roxanne made a noise of frustration and wrapped her legs around his waist.

“Come on,” she said, voice rising on a note of urgency, “come on, Megamind; move—fuck me; I need you to fuck me—”

Megamind’s breath hissed between his teeth, the sound half pleasure and half laughter.

“You need—to be quiet,” he murmured, mouth pressed against her ear, “or else someone is going to hear. And I really don’t think this—” he kissed the skin just beneath her ear, “is a—position—” he shifted his weight, hips grinding into hers, and Roxanne moaned, “—in which you wish to be found, Miss Ritchi.”

Roxanne growled, unable to decide if him calling her Miss Ritchi while he was actually inside of her was irritating or sexy. Probably both, damn him.

And damn him for having a point about the necessity of being quiet, too; the last thing she needed was for someone to walk in and see her getting fucked on a desk by a supervillain.

(something about that thought—danger edged with desire rather than fear—)

(the knife flicking and twirling through Megamind’s fingers earlier, the way his threats never did scare her)

Roxanne turned her head and bit the edge of his jaw sharply, the way she’d done before, when they were under the desk. Megamind made a shocked sound, body jerking against hers, sending a shudder of pleasure through her. He leaned back and looked at her, his expression of lust mingled with outrage, and Roxanne laughed.

Megamind’s breath hissed through his teeth, his body jerking against hers again, harder this time, definitely involuntary, and something clicked rather gloriously together in Roxanne’s mind.

“Is that why you got so mad at me for laughing earlier?” she asked, and then laughed again, delighted at the look on his face. “Was it turning you on?”

Megamind growled under his breath and thrust his hips hard once into hers, as if in punishment or warning. Roxanne moaned and he rolled his hips again more gently, and then again, setting up a rhythm that went through her in waves of pleasure and yet felt as if it might drive her out of her mind with its gentleness and slowness.

“I really—don’t think,” Megamind said, voice rough, “that you—appreciate—the danger of your situation, Miss Ritchi.”

—sexy, Roxanne decided; it was definitely sexy, him calling her Miss Ritchi while the two of them were like this, damsel in distress with her skirt shoved up, moaning for more while her supervillain screwed her brains out.

“Oh,” she gasped, grinding her hips against him in little circles, “oh, trust me—I am appreciating it, Megamind. Ah—god—come on; harder—”

Megamind made a sound low in his throat and rolled his hips with her, one of his hands moving to her waist, pulling her closer to him, but still keeping the motion of his thrusts maddeningly slow and gentle.

“You—” he said, “—you are the most—impertinent, reckless, unsuitable damsel in distress—in— the entire history of supervillainy—”

“Oh, help!” she said breathily. “Won’t somebody save me! I’m so very frightened, Megamind; I promise I’ll be good for you if you fuck me really hard—”

“You are a menace,” Megamind snarled, and she laughed.

He stopped thrusting entirely again, leaning down to kiss her instead, and Roxanne arched underneath him, making a frustrated sound into the kiss. Megamind pulled his mouth from hers, pushed himself up just enough to look down into her face for a long moment, his tentacles moving against her, inside her, so good and yet not nearly enough, not nearly—

Roxanne broke, writhing beneath him.

“—please, please, please,” she begged, not even close to teasing anymore, her voice high and shockingly needy to her own ears. “Please, Megamind; come on; please fuck me; please; I need you to fuck me; I need it so bad—”

Megamind growled and drew his hips back, thrust into her hard, then did it again, again—

Roxanne almost sobbed in relief as he continued to fuck her, each hard thrust going through her like a wave crashing against a cliff.

“Yes,” she managed to gasp, “Megamind—yes—”

Megamind took his hand from her hip and planted it flat on the desk, hips slamming into hers, each thrust hard enough to rock the desk a little, the constant movements of his tentacles inside her and the tentacle on her clit combining with the hard motion of his hips into something that was so—so uniquely good it was almost overwhelming.

Roxanne gazed up at Megamind, who was looking down into her face with a sort of hungry focus, his eyes dark, his lower lip caught between his teeth—god, it drove her crazy when he bit his lip like that, made her want to bite his mouth herself every fucking time—

—fuck, this was fantastic; why had they never done this before? Now that she had him like this, leaning over her, pounding into her, it was clear to Roxanne that this was what they should always have been doing, the only thing either of them should ever be doing—

She could feel the edge of her orgasm starting to rise; she was torn between chasing after the sensation and not wanting this to ever end. She didn’t even need to chase it, though; the feeling built anyway, every thrust of Megamind’s hips and twist of his tentacles bringing her closer to the edge.

Megamind had told her to be quiet, but she couldn’t be completely silent; each of his thrusts drew an involuntary little whimpering sound from her—fuck, she sounded so helpless, probably looked it to him, too, lying back and taking it, too overwhelmed by pleasure to do anything but moan and whimper and get fucked—

Roxanne’s spine arched, her mouth opening in a silent scream as she came in an explosion of pleasure, her body contracting around Megamind’s tentacles—

(—Megamind, god, yes—)

Megamind made a sound low in his throat, motion of his hips going erratic, and Roxanne, still gasping from her own climax, looked up at him, wanting to see his face, wanting to see him come for her, because of her, inside of her.

(god, he was utterly gorgeous; he was so beautiful, so beautiful like this)

As his hips ceased to jerk, he leaned down and caught her mouth with his, kissing her feverishly, as if he still needed—he broke the kiss and moved his hips, thrusting into her again, tentacles still moving, not the random little motions of his climax, but purposeful strokes and twists, as if—

“Oh,” Roxanne gasped, aftershocks of her orgasm still sparking along her nerves, new pleasure washing through her as Megamind began to fuck her again. “Oh—”

Her clit was throbbing, oversensitive, and yet she couldn’t help but rock up into the tentacle he rubbed it with, the sensation something between pain and pleasure. Her breath hissed between her teeth as he stroked her.

Megamind put one hand on her stomach, holding her still. He shuddered and held himself still as well, looked down at her with dark eyes.

“Want to put myself inside you,” he said, voice rough. “I want to put all of me inside you; I want to bury myself in you, Roxanne.”

He moved the tentacle from her clit, drew the tip of it over the place where the two of them joined, where all the rest of his tentacles still twisted restlessly inside of her.

“Want to fuck you with all of them at once,” he said. “Do you want me to try?”

“Oh god yes, please,” Roxanne said in a breathless rush. “Yes, yes—”

Megamind bent and kissed her hard, cutting off the rest of her words. Then he leaned back and looked at her, watching her face as he started to press the last tentacle into her.

It sank into her slowly, inch by inch, the unfamiliar sensation of her body stretching around it making Roxanne pant for breath. Finally, with a groan, Megamind pushed it all the way inside of her.

Roxanne made a soft, breathless noise. She felt so completely full, the stretch of her body around him a hot, throbbing ache of pleasure. Her clit felt tight and swollen, overstimulated and neglected at the same time now that he was no longer touching it.

Megamind’s tentacles pressed tightly against one another inside her, too tightly to really writhe. They shifted inside her still, though, smooth ripples of movement that made her gasp.

One particularly good shift made her claw at the desk, her back arching as she made a high, keening noise.

“Fuck,” Megamind gasped, sounding torn between desire and concern. “Are you all ri—”

He shifted his weight, drawing his hips back, as if to pull away from her, and Roxanne keened again, arching her back once more and pushing his tentacles deeper inside her again.

“—don’t stop,” she managed to say, grinding herself down on him desperately, “oh god, please don’t stop, Megamind; it feels so good; please—”

Megamind made a wordless, inhuman noise and drew his hips back again, pressed forward into her once more.

“This?” he asked, repeating the motion as Roxanne gasped for breath. “Like this?”

“Yes, god; yes, please; just like that,” Roxanne babbled as he continued to thrust into her, pleasure rising in her again. “Need you to fuck me, Megamind, please; I need it; please—please—please—”

Megamind took one hand from the desk and reached down between their bodies, sketched his fingertips lightly over her aching clit.

Roxanne came apart for him, around his tentacles and under his hand, breath sobbing in and out of her chest as waves of bright, merciless pleasure wracked her body.

Megamind’s breath hissed and he leaned down on his forearms, kissing her as he thrust into her. Roxanne reached up and took hold of the back of his neck. He made a low sound and broke the kiss, thrusting into her three more times before he came, too, hips jerking and tentacles pulsing inside her.

He panted for breath as his orgasm came to an end, pressing his face to her hair.

Roxanne panted, too, as the last sweet wave of pleasure receded, leaving her breathless and trembling in its wake.

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…to be continued .💋

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Day 21 of my Birthday Fic Month! I really appreciate you all continuing to read, like, reblog, and comment! And I hope you enjoyed the update!