void-bot:

@setepenre-set‘s Temptress fanart WIP

AAAHH I LOVE THIS!!

She looks like a femme fatale from the cover of a noir detective story! It’s so cool!

I love her pose; the line of her body falls in a graceful backwards S curve, from the direction of her tilted head to her popped hip to her bare thigh.

It’s a very sinuous, very sexy pose, and the way it’s so dramatic gives the piece a sense of danger—she’s poised right on the edge of movement. She is danger held just barely in check. And the upraised gun adds to that impression of potential danger ready to erupt—she’s not aiming the gun, not yet, but she holds the gun in readiness, her eyes narrowed and slanted in the direction of whatever it is she is deciding whether or not to shoot.

I love the way her earrings are swinging to the side; it’s such a great detail, and really adds to the sense of movement and precariousness.

She looks beautiful, too; her hair perfect, her expression gorgeously dangerous. And I really enjoy the style of her gown; it suits her body so well.

Thank you so much for this; I love it so much!

🔫.💋

super-fensy:

Look who found the perfect song for Temptress! Roxanne!

and to think it comes from Wander over Yonder XD

Ahhh she looks so good! I love her sexy/dangerous expression—her cruelly arched eyebrows, and her half-lidded eyes with the red eyeshadow, and the way her mouth curls up at the corners! And her very sassy popped hip!

I really like her outfit, too, the red boots and leotard, and the way the cape goes from black to red and frames her bare shoulders.

The lyrics also pair very well with the series of images. And the slow reveal of her is really well done and very sexy—first just the boot, and then her back (with just the slightest bit of her hip peeking provocatively out from behind her cape!), and then her shoulder and lips in profile, and then finally we see the Temptress revealed!

Very, very nice! 👠.💋

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dilfgod:

people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

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Not all heroes wear capes

@setepenre-set I can see Roxanne doing this.

I can also see Megamind subsequently inquiring about the free boats and such that rich people apparently leave just lying around for anyone to take.

https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/470095170/stream?client_id=N2eHz8D7GtXSl6fTtcGHdSJiS74xqOUI?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

Only One Here Is Me

song from Megamind the Musical

(Megamind and Roxanne sing this when she’s asking him to rescue her.)

lyrics:

ROXANNE:
I HAVE ALWAYS    
SEEN THE GOOD IN YOU
ALL THE WORTH YOU TRY TO HIDE
I KNOW YOU’RE GOOD INSIDE
NOW I NEED YOU TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT

I NEED YOU
I NEED YOU TO BE A HERO
THE ONE I’VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT YOU COULD BE
NEED YOU TO BE IT NOW FOR ME
MEGAMIND, IT’S TIME TO PROVE ME RIGHT

MEGAMIND:
I’M NOT A HERO
I KNOW I’M NOT A HERO
ALL I EVER DO IS FAIL
THE VILLAIN’S NOT MEANT TO PREVAIL

ROXANNE:
I NEED YOU TO RISE UP AGAIN AND FIGHT

SAVE ME
I AM ASKING YOU TO SAVE ME
I CAN’T DO THIS ALONE
BUT I HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN
THAT YOU’LL BE THERE TO CATCH ME IF I FALL

I’VE ALWAYS
KNOWN YOU COULD BE A HERO
I KNOW THAT I’M NOT WRONG
THE POTENTIAL’S BEEN THERE ALL ALONG
AND NOW I NEED FOR YOU TO SHOW THEM ALL

MEGAMIND:
I’M NOT A HERO
I COULD NEVER BE
ALL I’VE EVER BEEN
IS THE VILLAIN
YOU NEED A HERO
BUT THE ONLY ONE HERE IS ME

AND I’M NOT A HERO
THAT’S VERY CLEAR
LOST EVERY FIGHT TO DATE
YOU NEED SOMEONE GREAT
YOU NEED A HERO
BUT I’M THE ONLY ONE HERE

ROXANNE:
I NEED YOU
MEGAMIND, I NEED YOU

MEGAMIND:
YOU DESERVE A HERO
TO COME TO YOUR RESCUE
BUT HEROES ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY
AND I CAN’T JUST SIT BY
YOU NEED A HERO
BUT A VILLAIN WILL HAVE TO DO

ROXANNE:
I HAVE ALWAYS
KNOWN YOU COULD BE A HERO

MEGAMIND:
I’M NOT A HERO
ANYONE WOULD CHOOSE
I’M WELL AWARE
I DON’T HAVE A PRAYER
BUT YOU NEED A HERO
SO I’VE GOT ONE LAST FIGHT TO LOSE

I’M NOT A HERO
I DON’T SAVE THE DAY
IT’S NOT FATE’S DESIGN
THAT DESTINY’S NOT MINE
THE STORY DOESN’T GO THAT WAY
BUT I WILL TRY
TRY TO DEFY MY DESTINY
YOU NEED A HERO
AND THE ONLY ONE HERE IS ME

https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/470088462/stream?client_id=N2eHz8D7GtXSl6fTtcGHdSJiS74xqOUI?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

Going To Go Wrong

song from Megamind the Musical

(Minion, Megamind, and Roxanne sing this song as Minion and Megamind train Titan, and Roxanne and Megamind-as-Bernard date and work together to solve the reconstructed idea cloud.)

lyrics:

MINION:
Oh, I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. Why in the world does Sir even need a hero? It doesn’t make any sense!

MEGAMIND (as Space Dad):
The flames of my evil burn bright!
Now you say something cool back at me.

HAL:
You…bad! Aaaraaaghhhh!

MINION:
THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA
AN INESCAPABLY BAD PLAN

HAL:
Smash! Smash! Smash!

MINION:
I CAN’T SEE HIM AS A HERO, SIR
AND REALLY I CANNOT SEE HOW YOU CAN

IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

MEGAMIND:
Can’t wait—LOL—smiley face!

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

MEGAMIND:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
I REALLY FEEL THE FUTURE’S GOING TO BE BRIGHT

THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
Oh, what fun!

ROXANNE:
You don’t get out much, do you?
I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid. It was one of my favorite things to do. Now look at it. It’s a dump.

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
BUT SIR HAS GOT ONE OF HIS BRIGHT IDEAS
SO EVERYONE HAS GOT TO PLAY ALONG

IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
Why are we cleaning up the city, Sir?

MEGAMIND:
Well, we don’t want to battle our new hero in a dump, now, do we?

ROXANNE:
It’s clean! But how? Why?

MEGAMIND:
Maybe Megamind isn’t so bad after all.

THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

MINION:
THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA

MEGAMIND:
I’M SO GLAD I CHANGED THE PLAN

MINION:
AN INESCAPABLY BAD PLAN

MEGAMIND:
FATE GAVE ME A DIFFERENT PATH
AND NOW I’M HERE AND PARTNERS WITH ROXANNE

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
DISASTER’S LOOMING NEAR
AND THE ONLY THING TO HOPE FOR
IS IT DOESN’T GO AS BADLY AS I FEAR

IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

(Roxanne and Megamind laugh.)

MEGAMIND:
Oh, that was such a funny story! And brilliantly told, by the way. Okay, now you tell one!

ROXANNE:
Bernard, I never knew you were so funny!

MEGAMIND:
And—I never heard you laugh before.

ROXANNE:
Yeah, it’s been a while. Feels pretty good.

THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
I’M SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE
I HAVEN’T QUITE GOT THIS DECIPHERED YET
BUT I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT SOON IT WILL BE CLEAR

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

MEGAMIND:
NOTHING’S GOING TO WRONG

MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
AND THEN YOU’LL SEE I’M RIGHT, SIR
AND YOU’LL SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT

ROXANNE:
I’M SO GLAD YOU HAVE YOU HERE

MEGAMIND:
I’M SO GLAD TO BE HERE

MINION:
DISASTER’S LOOMING NEAR
IT IS GOING TO GO WRONG SOON
AND THE ONLY THING TO HOPE FOR
IS IT DOESN’T GO AS BADLY AS I FEAR

MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT

MINION:
SIR IS HEADED FOR A FALL
BUT THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO
EXCEPT TO STAND BEHIND HIM
AND THEN PICK UP ALL THE PIECES WHEN IT’S THROUGH

IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG

IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG