Safe If We Stand Close Together: Safety Instructions Not Included (chapter 6)

The Roxanne and Megamind are friends as children AU.

K+ rating

AO3 | FFN

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(Follows Safe If We Stand Close Together and Happy Returns.)

There aren’t any guidelines for being best friends with an alien, no map key, no index, no safety instructions.

Roxanne tries, so very hard, to get it right in spite of this.


They don’t put the plan into effect right away; even Minion sees the necessity of making sure he’s reading first. And he seems calmer, now that they do have a definite plan.

The next weekend, Roxanne goes over to the prison every day and they work on Minion’s reading. He’s progressed during the week; Syx goes through the alphabet formations ten times on Friday after school, and Minion doesn’t miss a single letter.

Syx wants to move on to spelling out words for Minion to read in the tank, but Roxanne says they’d better make sure Minion can write the letters, too.

Using a pencil throws Minion off; he says it’s the ‘short dry strokes’ that confuse and distract him. He has better luck when he switches to a pen; and even better luck when Syx gives him a paintbrush and paint. The fluidity of the movements with the paintbrush makes it easier for him to focus.

Syx included the letter blends in his swimming alphabet—ch, th, sh, and so on—he really is right; they do make their own unique sounds distinct from their component letters. Roxanne remembers learning how to read, how hard the letter blends were to understand. Minion definitely catches on to them much faster this way, because he sees ‘ch’ as a pattern completely distinct from ‘c’ and ‘h’.

They move on to Syx swimming simple words for Minion the next day; Minion catches onto that impressively quickly. When Syx comes out of the tank, though, and they try having Minion read the same simple words from a written page, Minion is unable to do it. He says, frustrated, that the letters stay too still on the page—like they’re dead—is how he puts it.

None of them can think of a way around it, so on Sunday, Syx swims numbers for Minion, instead of trying reading again.

Minion doesn’t actually have trouble with the math part of math at all; the only thing he struggles with is reading out the numbers themselves.

“Minion’s excellent at math,” Syx says, “If you say a problem out loud, he comes up with the answer quickly, and he’s really fantastic at geometry; he has amazing spatial awareness!”

“Swimming in schools,” Minion says, with a gesture of his fins, “and in open water. You have to.”

Roxanne makes an impressed noise.

Their next weekend, they work on cursive; Minion picks up cursive quicker and easier than print because of the way the letters all flow together in cursive.

He writes it fairly easily and is able to read it, although slowly and very uncertainly.

Interestingly, he actually tends to read words better as Syx and Roxanne are writing them, rather than after they’ve finished writing. He says the words are more alive that way.


On Monday, Syx gets on the bus with an unusually full backpack and an excited gleam in his eye.

“New invention?” Roxanne asks, as soon as he sits down.

He grins at her.

“Yes,” he says, “and it’s brilliant! I’ll show you in the science corner when we get to shool!”

They’ve moved on to chapter books in reading class; they’re reading a book called The Witches together. Miss Anderson has them read paragraphs out loud in turn each day, and then they fill out a worksheet by themselves to make sure they’ve understood the chapter. After everyone’s finished with their worksheets, Miss Anderson leads them in a discussion about the chapter, going over the answers to the worksheet questions.

Syx finishes the worksheet first today, of course; when Roxanne, finishing second, turns her worksheet over and goes to the science corner, he’s already there and has gotten the new invention out of his backpack.

It looks a little bit like a computer, but only a little bit. It’s much smaller and lighter—basically just a keyboard attached to a screen, with a few strange instruments wired to the keyboard. The keyboard is different from a normal keyboard; it’s black instead of grayish white, the keys are bigger than normal keys, and the letters on them are written in cursive, with extra keys for each of the letter blends.

“What is it?” Roxanne asks, careful to keep her voice down so Miss Anderson won’t think they’re being too distracting to the other kids.

“I don’t have a name for it yet,” Syx whispers back, “but it’s for Minion! To help him read and write. Look!”

He presses the power button and the screen lights up, blank and white. The keys light up, too, their letters starting to glow—but the glow moves on each key, brightness following the outline of the letters.

“Writing them!” Roxanne says, understanding hitting her, “So the letters aren’t dead for him!”

Syx types, pressing the glowing keys quickly, letters appearing on the screen in cursive:

exactly

“And watch—” Syx says.

A clipboard is mounted to the right side of the keyboard, with extra clips added on each side of the board, and on the bottom of the board. Syx takes a notebook from his backpack, tears out a blank sheet of notebook paper and clips the paper into place on the clipboard.

There’s something almost like a little folded arm on the right side of the keyboard, too; Syx unfolds this. It terminates in a kind of metal grip; Syx puts a pencil in this and tightens it so that it’s held securely in place.

On the left side of the computer, a thin black thing that’s shaped like a paintbrush is plugged into the keyboard; Syx picks it up and presses a button on the brush-less end.

Roxanne jumps a little in surprise as the metal arm moves, turning the pencil point-down and placing it at the top of the page, against the paper, as if poised to write.

Using the paintbrush thing, Syx writes in cursive on the screen:

you can write in cursive here and it appears in print on the paper.

Roxanne gasps, delighted, as the metal arm moves, writing the words in print on the sheet of notepaper.

Syx taps the paintbrush on the top edge of the screen, as if it’s a magic wand, and the letters on the cursive side begin to glow and move like the letters on the keyboard, glow following each word in turn. He reaches up to the screen and wipes out the word ‘and’ with the tip of his finger. On the screen, the word disappears as if his fingertip is an eraser.

The metal arm moves up, turns the pencil around so that the eraser is pointed down, moves to the word ‘and’ on the page, and erases it in three firm strokes. Then it moves up, spins again, so that the lead tip is downwards again.

Syx rewrites the word ‘and’ in its place on the screen again, and the metal arm rewrites the word on the page in print. Then he moves down on the screen and writes:

You see?

On the notepage, the metal arm writes the same thing in print.

“That’s amazing,” Roxanne breathes.

Syx looks at her sidelong, a small smile starting to curl the edges of his mouth.

Then he clicks the paintbrush again.

This time when he moves the paintbrush over the screen, he writes in cursive:

And look what else it can do!

The metal arm writes the same thing on the next line of the notepaper in cursive, too.

Roxanne gives a breathless laugh of amazement and Syx, really smiling now, clicks the paintbrush once more and sets it down.

“It’s in his handwriting, too!” he says, “Even the print! I had him write the letters for me and programmed the shapes into it!”

He takes the pencil from the metal arm and folds the arm down.

“And it does one more thing,” he says. “Hand me a book!”

Roxanne hands him the extra copy of The Witches that Miss Anderson keeps on her bookshelf. He opens it to the first page, then picks up the last of the mysterious instruments wired to the keyboard.

This instrument looks like one of the price scanner guns that they use at the grocery store. He aims this at the first page of the book and presses the trigger.

There’s a quiet click, and then the words of the books first page start slowly to appear on the screen in cursive, as if someone’s writing them.

A Note About Witches: In fairy-tales, witches always wear silly black hats and black cloaks, and they…

Syx puts down the scanner and looks at Roxanne.

“What do you think?” he asks.

Roxanne, grinning, puts her hands on his shoulders and gives him a light, delighted shake.

“It’s fantastic!” she says, hugging him quickly. “Syx, you’re so smart; you’re a genius! Has Minion tried it out yet?”

“Not yet,” Syx says, grinning widely at her. “I just finished it this morning and I wanted to show it to you. We’re going to test it out when I get back home today!”

“I wish I could be there,” Roxanne says.

“So do I,” he says. “Really, though—you think it’s going to be useful?”

“Definitely,” Roxanne says.

“Do you think I should change anything?”

“I—” Roxanne pauses, thinking.

“You’ll need to add a way,” she says, “to adjust the speed of the words when he’s using it to read. He might need it slower for now, and later he’ll be able to read faster.”

“Oooh, yes,” Syx says, “speed adjustment; I hadn’t thought of that!”

He begins to pack the device away again into his backpack.

“The Read-Write,” Roxanne says suddenly.

Syx, zipping his backpack, looks at her inquiringly.

“That’s what you should call it,” she says.

“The Read-Write,” Syx says, eyes lighting up as he gets the pun. “The Read-Right; ahahaha, yes! I love it!”

Roxanne laughs, too.

“All right, class,” Miss Anderson says, “is everyone finished with their worksheets?”

Syx and Roxanne go to sit again at their desks, and join in the discussion.

Afterwards, as they’re getting out their social studies books, one of the other kids, Dwayne, raises his hand.

“Dwayne?” Miss Anderson says.

“Can Syx and Roxanne show us the thing they were using?”

Roxanne glances over at Syx; he’s wide-eyed with surprise, looking at Dwayne.

“Syx?” Miss Anderson says. “Roxanne? Would you like to give the class a demonstration?”

Syx’s eyes go even wider as he looks at Miss Anderson. Roxanne looks at her, too; she’s smiling.

Roxanne glances back at Syx, who’s already looking at her, a question in his eyes. She nods decisively.

This wasn’t originally in her plan, but it will definitely be useful.

“Um,” Syx says, “yes. I—you’ll all be able to see easier if everyone comes over to the science corner?”

He glances uncertainly at Miss Anderson, who nods encouragingly at him.

Roxanne and Syx lead the way over to the table in the science corner and Syx starts to set the device back up again.

“This is the Read-Write,” Roxanne says, raising her voice slightly so that everyone can hear. “Syx made it. It’s for his—”

She hesitates, looking over at Syx, not sure what relationship word approximation he would prefer to use.

“Brother,” he says, looking at Miss Anderson. “It’s for my brother.”

“He has trouble reading and writing,” Roxanne says, “Syx made the Read-Write to help him.”

“He understands movement best,” Syx says, warming to his theme, beginning to gesture excitedly. “We figured out that he can understand written language if the letters and words appear as movements, rather than static, unmoving symbols!”

He turns on the Read-Write with a flourish.

“You see?” he says, pointing to the glowing keys. “Movements!”

“Why are the letters cursive?” Gary asks.

“Cursive is clearer for him than print,” Syx says. “The movement is more fluid; it feels more natural to him that way. Now—” he begins to set up the arm of the Read-Write again, putting a pencil into the grip, “—I’ll show you how it works.”

Everyone seems really interested in the Read-Write, Miss Anderson included. They all lean forward to watch as Syx continues the demonstration, answering their questions, explaining things. Roxanne helps, jumping in from time to time to break Syx’s explanations down into simpler words when they get too complicated for their classmates to understand.

Syx gets more confident as the demonstration goes on, his gestures and expressions growing gradually more and more animated, until he’s practically glowing with happiness, his hands dancing in the air as he talks.

Roxanne, watching him, smiles so hard that her face hurts.


…to be continued.


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Safe If We Stand Close Together: Safety Instructions Not Included (chapter 5)

The Roxanne and Megamind are friends as children AU.

K+ rating

AO3 | FFN 

chapter 1 | chapter 2 | chapter 3 | chapter 4

(Follows Safe If We Stand Close Together and Happy Returns.)

There aren’t any guidelines for being best friends with an alien, no map key, no index, no safety instructions.

Roxanne tries, so very hard, to get it right in spite of this.


On Thursdays, they have gym class. After the dodgeball ordeal of P.E class at ‘Lil Gifted, going back to normal gym classes is a relief—although Roxanne definitely misses having gym class to talk to Syx and Minion.

Today, they’re doing relay races on those flat, square wheel-y things that Mrs. Kimber, the gym teacher, calls ‘scooters’. First they sit on them normally and propel themselves to the other side of the gymnasium and back using only their feet—then they kneel on the scooters and propel themselves with their arms—and then finally they lie down on their stomachs and use their feet again.

Mrs. Kimber’s divided their class into four lines of five people; the first person does the sit-and-leg-propel move, then gives the scooter to the next person in line and moves to the back of the line. Once they’ve gone all the way through the line like that, they move on to the kneel-and-arm-propel move, and so on.

There’s a certain amount of time, between the back of the line and the front, in which they can talk to the people standing in front and behind them. Strictly speaking, they’re not supposed to talk to each other, but as long as they’re not actually shouting, Mrs. Kimber pretty much turns a blind eye and a deaf ear to it.

Which makes it frustrating that Syx is in another line.

Roxanne is standing in front of Monica, though, so there is at least that. They laugh at the way Roxanne’s hair keeps falling down from her ponytail—the elastic band she’s using is all stretched out—and Monica offers to braid it for her. Which is risky, considering Mrs. Kimber’s right there. But Monica says she can finish it quick, so Roxanne lets her, and Monica winds the elastic band around the end of the braid just in time for Roxanne to take the scooter and send herself rolling across the gym floor.

When they’re both back in line again, slightly out of breath, Monica fusses briefly with the end of Roxanne’s braid, repositioning the elastic band.

“My parents say I can have people spend the night this tomorrow,” Monica says. “Will your mom let you come, do you think?”

“I can’t,” Roxanne says, “I’m going over to Syx’s tomorrow after school.”

“—oh,” Monica says.

She’s silent for a minute as the line moves forward. It isn’t until they’ve both had their second turn on the scooter that she speaks again.

“Caitlyn and Nicole are coming,” Monica says. “And Lindsey’s coming.”

“Oh, that’s good,” Roxanne says.

Even if she can’t come, she won’t be ruining Monica’s chance to have a sleepover altogether; that’s a relief.

There’s a pause.

“Lindsey moved here from New Jersey,” Monica says. “Her mom is in the army.”

Roxanne makes a noise of mild interest.

“I went over to Lindsey’s house last weekend,” Monica says. “Her family has a dog.”

“That’s cool,” Roxanne says. “What kind of dog?”

“—a black lab,” Monica says. “His name is Max. You still don’t have a dog, do you?”

“No,” Roxanne says. She laughs, a thought occurring. “Syx made a robot pet out of my dad’s toaster, though. After he set it on fire on accident. It was pretty funny; he was trying to—”

“Max does tricks,” Monica says.

Roxanne blinks, startled and confused at the interruption.

“Oh,” she says, “that’s—that’s cool.”

At this point, she is handed the scooter, and has to propel herself across the gym floor for the third time. When she’s finished, she watches Monica push herself across the floor. Monica’s face is set in a scowl and her legs work furiously as she turns the scooter around and races back.

Why she’s bothering to go so fast, Roxanne doesn’t know. Monica’s always been competitive, but it’s not like Mrs. Kimber gives out prizes or anything in gym class, and their group is already second to last. Maybe she just doesn’t want to end up in last.

She doesn’t, anyway, and then Mrs. Kimber tells them to stack the scooters in the equipment closet and go line up.

“Lindsey’s my best friend,” Monica says, as they’re moving to the line.

Roxanne makes a noise of approval.

“I like Lindsey,” Roxanne says. “She’s nice.”

Lindsey had been very understanding that day at lunch when Roxanne asked her not to correct Syx’s pronunciation. And, the next day, after Roxanne had quietly corrected Syx herself once, Lindsey had taken Roxanne aside and reminded her in an undertone that Syx didn’t like to be corrected. Roxanne had explained about her and Syx’s arrangement, but she’d definitely appreciated Lindsey worrying about Syx’s feelings.

“I’m sorry I can’t come tomorrow,” Roxanne says. “It sounds fun.”

“—yeah,” Monica says.

Syx is already in line; Roxanne moves to stand behind him.

Monica moves to stand with Lindsey.




That night, when Roxanne is in bed, reading, her mother comes in.

“I just got off the phone with Anne Hansen,” she says. “Why didn’t you tell me Monica had invited you to a sleepover tomorrow?”

Roxanne lowers her book.

“Because I’m going over to Syx and Minion’s tomorrow,” she says. “Remember?”

“I’m sure they won’t mind if you leave a little early, dear,” her mother says. “And then you can go to Monica’s.”

“—but I don’t want to leave Syx and Minion’s early,” Roxanne says. “And Monica’s having other people over, too; it’s not like she won’t be able to have the sleepover just because I’m not there.”

Her mother frowns.

“Roxanne,” she says, “it’s important not to drop your old friends just because you have a new friend. You and Monica were always so close.”

Roxanne blinks, taken aback.

She’s never…been under the impression that she and Monica were ever particularly close.

Back before she went to ‘Lil Gifted, Roxanne had spent more time with Monica than with Caitlyn or Nicole, yes, but that was just because Monica’s mother used to work with Roxanne’s. Right?

“—I’m not dropping them,” Roxanne says. “We sit together at lunch and everything. And I already told Syx and Minion I would come over.”

“And you will go over to Syx’s still,” her mother says. “I’ll just come and pick you straight up as soon as I’m finished with work. And then we can drop you off at Monica’s. Why don’t you pack a bag tonight, so it’s all ready for tomorrow?”


“This is awful!” Minion says, as soon as the three of them are alone together in Syx and Minion’s cell bedroom. “I can’t stand this; we have to think of something else!”

He’s in his new robot suit today, and his metal hands gesture agitatedly. He looks—kind of pale, too, Roxanne thinks, and tense.

“Is it always this bad when you guys are separated?” she asks.

Syx shakes his head.

“It would be one thing if it was a—a voluntary separation!” Minion says, feet clanking as he paces the little cell. “Instead of something we’re being forced into, and if he wasn’t leaving everyday to go to—school.”

He says the last word as if it’s a curse.

“It isn’t like ‘Lil Gifted, Minion,” Syx says. “I told you; it’s—”

“I know you told me, Sir,” Minion snaps. “Unfortunately, my instincts happen to run on past experience! And don’t tell me you wouldn’t lie to me if it was bad; we both know that you would!”

Syx opens his mouth as if he’s going to deny it, but when Minion gives him a hard look, he flushes and looks down at the floor.

“I wouldn’t, though,” Roxanne says.

Minion looks at her.

“Yes, I know,” Minion bites out. “Thank goodness you’re there; it’s the only thing that’s kept me from going completely out of my mind with worry. It really isn’t bad, Miss Roxanne?”

“No,” Roxanne says. “It really isn’t. It’s—the kids are nicer here; we have friends—Syx, too—and Miss Anderson is nothing like Miss Simmons.”

“She’s nice!” Syx says, face screwed up as though this still confuses him deeply. “She lets us help people! She doesn’t make me stand in the bad corner! She didn’t make me stand in the bad corner even when I set my desk on fire yesterday!”

Minion shoots a look at Roxanne, who nods in confirmation.

“I think maybe she doesn’t even dislike me!” Syx says, gesturing wildly with both hands, his eyes wide.

Again Minion looks at Roxanne, hope warring with incredulity in his expression. She nods again, slowly, thinking. Syx and Minion begin talking again to each other, but Roxanne isn’t really completely listening.

“—Minion,” she says, interrupting them, “were you—did you mean it, when you said you wanted us to think of another plan?”

Minion and Syx both turn to look at her.

“…do you have another plan, Miss Roxanne?” Minion asks.

Roxanne bites her lip.

“I think I might,” she says, and starts to explain.


Minion is on board with the plan almost immediately; an indication, Roxanne thinks, of how much this involuntary separation really is upsetting him. Syx, though, is worried—he’s terribly concerned for Minion’s safety. In the end, they all agree to give it another week—wait and see if Syx thinks it’s feasible.

They don’t have much time for talking about plans, in any case; Minion’s tutoring is vitally important whether they decide to use Roxanne’s new plan or not. The three of them head down to the prison library, where the Warden has let Syx build a very large tank for Minion’s tutoring.

The tank was Syx’s idea; Minion’s species, he says, communicated both verbally and gesturally—so it should be easier for Minion to understand about letters and reading if he thinks of them not as symbols he’s having to write with the hands of his robot body, but as patterns to swim in.

Minion and Syx both get into the tank; Roxanne looks on from the other side of the tank’s glass walls. She can see Syx’s mouth moving as he tells Minion the names of letters, and then the two of them swim each letter together. They’ve clearly been working on this before now; Minion goes through the letter formations with confidence.

(it’s like an underwater dance, Roxanne thinks, watching them, and wishes, wistfully, that she could move that gracefully either in the water or out of it.)

After the letter review, Minion gets back into his robot body while Syx remains in the tank. This is the part, Roxanne knows, where her help becomes useful.

Syx swims a random letter formation. Minion, frowning in concentration, watches him.

“R?” he asks Roxanne.

“Yes!” she says excitedly, and gives Syx a thumbs up to show that Minion has gotten the letter correct.

Then Syx moves on to another letter formation.

They go through the whole alphabet seven times, random letter order each time. Minion only makes five mistakes.

Syx is grinning as he climbs out of the tank and Roxanne is, too. Minion heaves a sigh of relief and then smiles proudly as well.

Monica’s sleepover isn’t bad, when Roxanne gets there. They eat pizza and play with makeup and paint each others nails, and then they watch a movie.

Roxanne is the only one awake at the end of the movie, but not because she was particularly interested in it. She spent the entire time it was playing thinking about Minion’s tutoring, and going over her new plan in her head.


On Monday, when they get to school, the classroom has been rearranged slightly. The bookshelves have been moved down closer to Miss Anderson’s desk, and the art supplies have been moved to the other side of the room, leaving one of the room’s corners empty.

A desk has been placed in this corner—not a wooden desk, like the rest of the desks in the room, but a metal one. Hooks have been hung on the wall; on these hooks are several pairs of plastic safety glasses and a lab coat. There’s a fire extinguisher on the wall beside the hooks.

On the metal desk is a scale; a bunsen burner; several glass beakers; and a very battered, very old microscope.

Syx and Roxanne walk into the room together; Roxanne hears the sharp breath he takes, hears the way he stops breathing after he takes it.

She watches him as they both go to their desks; he looks dazed, and he can’t seem to keep his eyes off of the rearranged corner.

When everyone’s in their desks, Miss Anderson moves to stand in front of the chalkboard. Then she smiles at them all and explains that this is the new science corner, that people are allowed to work on projects in the science corner when they’ve finished their other work—and that the first thing they’re going to do today is go over some science safety guidelines.

As she leads them all over to the science corner to demonstrate, Roxanne catches Syx’s gaze.

His eyes are very wide, with a sheen of tears to them, and when they meet hers, he swallows visibly and then nods.

Roxanne nods back in understanding.

The plan is a go.


…to be continued.


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