forgetyeahcomics:

Most mad scientists in movies are actually just mad engineers

It’s always “I’ll use this gigantic laser to blow up the moon”, and never “I’ll test the effect this gigantic laser has on the moon, my hypothesis is that it will blow up”

“I’m going to test the effects of deadly neurotoxin on the island of Manhattan. The control group will be Long Island, which I will not release deadly neurotoxin upon.”

Jazz Age Journalism

“Mr. Mind, what do you have to say about the strike at the Scott Industry factory that started today?”

“Nothing to do with me, Miss Ritchi–nothing to do with me at all.”

“And yet it’s been alleged that you’ve lent your financial support to the union leaders–”

“Possibly the Scotts should be more concerned with giving their workers a fair wage than with making perfectly groundless accusations against entirely innocent citizens.”

“Perhaps–but what about the accusations against you?”

“Implying I’m not one of the innocent citizens? Tsk-tsk, Miss Ritchi; you want to be careful with that wicked tongue. If it were anyone but you saying such things, I’d have you up for libel.”

“It’s only libel if you publish it, Mr. Mind. Otherwise it’s just slander.”

super-fensy:

The Temptress

Original design by @setepenre-set

I liked it so much I had to draw it.

AAAHHH I LOVE IT!! 

It’s so cool that you drew her wearing the outfit I designed! I love the hearts swirling around her in the background, like a representation of her powers. And her sassy pose and expression are both great. Her gun looks excellent, too; especially with the light glinting off of it like that! 

Thank you so much for this; I really love it a lot!! :DD ❤ ❤ ❤ 

earlgreytea68:

the90swerentreal:

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

imagine ur otp

Roxanne and Megamind but I can’t decide which one is which, because Megamind as the troublemaker is the obvious choice, but I also fully believe that Roxanne would stab someone with a screwdriver