LOL I forgot to respond to this until after I already started the 70th!
(huh…….69 fics and never that particular position)
Tag: silliness
Role reversal au except instead of being the Temptress, Villain!Roxanne goes by Miss Bitchi
lololol omg
Coxanne Citchi hhhhhmmmmmm sounds a bit odd… Doxanne Ditchi SHE DITCHI’D METRO MAN IN OLD NEW BORROWED AND BLUE EYYYYYY
SHE DID YES!!
LOLOL for Coxanne Citchi I’m picturing her surrounded by a whole bunch of kitschy cheap statuettes of roosters and penises pfffft
So I was playing with names and I was like “Let’s change the first letters of Romance and Ritchi!” And then I was like, “Aoxanne Aitchi?? No. Boxanne Bitchi pPFFFFFFF-” And I felt the need to apologize but I had no one to talk to so. I’m sorry. For bothering you, and for Boxanne.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OHHHHhhh NOOOOoooo
time to call otters “moist boys”
he is a very moist boy
a moist boy
a damp friend
a slightly wet water cat
Cecile Crème Brûlée ?
Hilda Ice Cream.
I don’t think that’s going to work.
Bernice donut.
Audrey Snickerdoodle
Ok but catch the new best seller by Yvonne Magnum
Imelda Mousse
…
Ruth Popover …
Marjorie
ConversationHeart:I
June Discount Heart Chocolate?
either
Mary-Lou Tiramisu (which rhymes and is really quite cute)
or
Fonda Tiramisu (which is an actual PUN omg)
mynta chocolate
FONDA TIRAMISU AND MYNTA CHOCOLATE we clearly need to write a dessert-themed, pun-filled romance novel together LOLOLOL
Cecile Crème Brûlée ?
Hilda Ice Cream.
I don’t think that’s going to work.
Bernice donut.
Audrey Snickerdoodle
Ok but catch the new best seller by Yvonne Magnum
Imelda Mousse
…
Ruth Popover …
Marjorie
ConversationHeart:I
June Discount Heart Chocolate?
either
Mary-Lou Tiramisu (which rhymes and is really quite cute)
or
Fonda Tiramisu (which is an actual PUN omg)
setepenre-set 