Me, looking over the architecture plans for my evil organization’s base: “Hmm. Looks good, but there’s just one one problem. The vents need to be bigger. Make those air ducts easily accessible and large and strong enough for a well-muscled adult man to crawl through them.”
Henchman: “Isn’t that a security risk?”
Me: “What? No. Also, make sure they form an unbroken connection between all the most important rooms in my lair.”
Me: “Actually, now that I think about it, why not add plush carpeting to the floor of the air ducts? Something soft and cushioning beneath knees. Can you place drinking fountains throughout? Maybe scatter some protein bars.”
Henchman: “Um… boss?
Me: “And one of those motivational posters! Is the ‘hang in there’ kitten too cheesy? Maybe… maybe I should leave handwritten notes taped to the walls. Flowers? Is flowers too much? What about tic-tacs?”
Henchman: “Jesus, boss! Do you want me to go ahead and hang up an artistic nude oil painting of you in the air ducts?”
Me: “Ooh. Do you paint?!”
Excuse me…?! Why, I never! Who do you think you are? Don’t be ridiculous. Why would you think such a thing? Disgusting. You have such a filthy, depraved mind. Gross! Ew! Ew ew ew! I built this death trap to KILL my nemesis. That’s why I included a deactivation switch in easy reach. And sexy, sexy straps… so that I can see that they’re not hiding any secret weapons, of course! I’m all business. I’m all about business. Now, get out of my sight. I need to take a bath with my nicest bath bomb and scented oils.
@setepenre-set Megamind, especially in Gravitational Equations, at the damsel in distress rather than heroic nemesis but HONESTLY same difference?? Metro Man is essentially window dressing, let’s be real here. She’s the actual challenge and one he wants to impress.
/SNICKERS lolol SO TRUE!
Also, supervillain Roxanne and superhero Megamind in Temptress Roxanne!
Which aspect; Batman and Catwoman flirting like there’s no tomorrow other than waking up together, or the bluntness of it in the Brave and the Bold or the scene where Green Arrow is having issues with this happening while they’re in mortal peril?
Btw, in comics in at least one universe Bats n Cat are getting married.
Somehow Catwoman is rockin’ delighted and murderous at the same time
This is kinda precious
@setepenre-set Temptress AU except Green Arrow/Metro Man is smirking the entire time (Temptress is so distracted he breaks free of her control).
Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past.
I would like more female characters being this open
I love everything about this
@setepenre-set I feel like Temptress Roxanne would have a passion for black and white films with vintage women being badass. (that last image set could *be* her)
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