
some megamind in my clothes as a warm-up
My reasons for doing things:
1. Spite
2. The AestheticThat’s it.
okay i lied
3. AttentionMegamind.
Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”
This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett
@setepenre-set (this feels very M’ega)

@setepenre-set Another reason she tends to be distracted during monologues

The types of comments you get on fanfiction
Bonus: any combination of the above
🙂
See also: how to make a fanfic writer cry with happiness
#accurate
me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate
You’re not desperate until you’re staring at fanfiction.net
Fools. you’re not desperate until you’re staring down an empty word document.
And there it is.
anyone who argues that one sided pining is better than mutual pining is a FOOL. i want fics that are all or nothing babey they’re both stupid and in love and unable to see that the other is just as smitten as them. that’s where the good stuff is.