How Megamind falls in love with Roxanne Ritchi.
pre-movie, canon-compliant, T rating
chapter 1 | chapter 2 | chapter 3
“And there you have it, Metro City! Although last year’s champion, Maximilian Ascot Valerius III took the lead early on in the proceedings, competition was rough at the Annual Metro City Dog Show, and in the end, the unlikely challenger Hubert Heffernan Gorman fetched the most votes and won the golden collar. Congratulations to Hubert and to Mr. Robert Gorman, the owner of this top dog. This is Roxanne Ritchi, signing off!”
On the television screen, Miss Ritchi smiles at the camera. Then the picture changes, flipping back to the rerun of the late-night news report in the KCMP studio.
Ensconced in his custom built and specially reinforced armchair beside the couch, Minion clears his throat. Megamind looks over at him inquiringly as he raises the remote and turns the television off—he’s already seen this segment; he watched it earlier when he was waiting for Miss Ritchi’s report to come on.
“Sir,” Minion says, “why are you so worried about this Roxanne Ritchi?”
Re: the “begging for release” joke – JEEEEESUS fycking christ. X D
…Oh shit, she thought his comment about making the dog show interesting was snide rather than genuine, didn’t she?
Gravitational Equations For Falling (chapter 4)
Published
setepenre-set 