people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”
I had a dream set in Metrocity where Roxanne was living with her parents, but after an argument with them got kicked out/left. Megamind turned an upper corner of his lair into a (VERY sound-proofed) studio apartment and, as Bernard, “helped” Roxanne find this living area with a great view of the city, and affordable since it’s so off the beaten path.
She is Not Happy when she figures out why there are no neighbors.
And it’s not that he’s taking her SERIOUSLY, he just – doesn’t quite GET what she’s doing. Is she sick? Drunk?
He KNOWS it’s April Fools, his plot is centered around it. The fact Roxanne’s doing it to HIM just goes over his (giant blue) head.
And he’d STOP, except she just keeps usings these grandious descriptions of him… And between screams she’s SMILING… And if he could JUST figure out what’s going on…
(Wayne is the second last to figure it out, but fortunately does before he’s contacted. He’s hiding out with a box of popcorn watching in and chortling.)
“And there you have it, Metro City! Although last year’s champion, Maximilian Ascot Valerius III took the lead early on in the proceedings, competition was rough at the Annual Metro City Dog Show, and in the end, the unlikely challenger Hubert Heffernan Gorman fetched the most votes and won the golden collar. Congratulations to Hubert and to Mr. Robert Gorman, the owner of this top dog. This is Roxanne Ritchi, signing off!”
On the television screen, Miss Ritchi smiles at the camera. Then the picture changes, flipping back to the rerun of the late-night news report in the KCMP studio.
Ensconced in his custom built and specially reinforced armchair beside the couch, Minion clears his throat. Megamind looks over at him inquiringly as he raises the remote and turns the television off—he’s already seen this segment; he watched it earlier when he was waiting for Miss Ritchi’s report to come on.
“Sir,” Minion says, “why are you so worried about this Roxanne Ritchi?”
the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys
i don’t understand
bring this quality fashion trend back to the streets
Oh – My – Lightning, Set you JUST put the idea of Megamind living in the setting of The Lego Movie in my head, and I do NOT think I can EVER forgive you!!!
Megamind versus Lord Business? (Including voice offs???)
Megamind versus Lego Batman????
What Megamind could DO as a Master Builder???
WAYNE in the Lego World????
Seriously, I think my brain is imploding, here.
LOLOL
You’re right that Megamind and Lord Business would be on opposite sides; Evil with a capital E is one thing–wanting to keep the entire world in a state of static, permanent ‘perfection’ is very much another thing.
Hmmm maybe Lord Business could be Lord Scott? And so Metro Man would be his son, who is engaged in helping his father make their world ‘perfect’–although Wayne might not know exactly what his father is up to…
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