elf-kid2:

setepenre-set:

earlgreytea68:

the90swerentreal:

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

imagine ur otp

Roxanne and Megamind but I can’t decide which one is which, because Megamind as the troublemaker is the obvious choice, but I also fully believe that Roxanne would stab someone with a screwdriver

Normally Megamind would totally be the troublemaker, however, he’s been doing his best to fillow the rules ALL WEEK in the hopes of being allowed to skip class to do the special-effects thing.

Meanwhile, that other guy had it coming, and a screwdriver was all Roxanne had on hand at the moment.

lygrim:

em8ambitions:

deliciouslydemure:

“Weighing more than 600 carats, this year’s blinged-out bra is designed exclusively for Victoria’s Secret by jeweler Mouawad and is handset with diamonds, yellow sapphires, and blue topaz in 18 karat gold on a custom Victoria’s Secret Dream Angels Demi Bra. The ornate design took almost 350 hours to create and is embellished with nearly 6,000 precious gemstones.” [People Magazine]

Victoria’s Secret $2 million “Champagne Nights” Fantasy Bra 2017

 

@displacerghost, @setepenre-set I can’t stop imagining Roxanne wearing this – Megamind’s reaction would be priceless!

No no you guys

He steals it for her

You can’t tell me he doesn’t, it’s worth 2 mill and it’s his color

Roxanne has an ethical dilemma (Oh god that has to go back. … Would they know if I tried it on? Just for twooooo or three minutes…?)

Megamind has never wanted to see something this bad in his whole damn life

Minion judges Megamind the whole time the heist is going down

(They end up keeping it and Megamind puts enough time and resources into a replica that the replacement is just as valuable the end.)

elf-kid2:

shycatdreaming:

thefictionaledition:

  • Battle of the century
  • Megamind uses 82 step plan […]

One of those steps is “get donuts,” and three spaced out later are “Eat donuts.”

He realized that if he didn’t specifically plan on eating during his plans, he would get too caught up in the project and starve. Putting food-chain and eating food into the plan is actually very wise.