Ah, thank you! Iâm flattered you thought of me! Iâm not really very fannish about Twilight, but if I ever get the urge to write another Twilight fic, I will definitely keep this idea in mind!
LOL there would probably a big question of if itâs against the rules to include artificial intelligence in your fighting robots; Megamind would be like âno, no; but my robot WANTS to fight; they told me so!â and the people in charge of the events would be like â…the concern here is possible cheating, not robot rightsâ and Megamind and Roxanne would be VERY UPSET AND DISAPPROVING of this attitude because the concern is always robot rights.
So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.Â
If this gets notes Iâll tell the full story
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Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars⌠The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.Â
My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasnât taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.Â
She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.
 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her bossâs office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said âI just stole these in 15 minutesâ
Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.Â
@setepenre-set I just feel like this is something Roxanne would do to prove a point and improve security (and Megamind would be so proud ^^) lol.
The local gossip rags are insisting Metro Man has broken up with Roxanne Ritchie. Megamind is – actually, furious, convinced Roxanne must be DEVASTATED, and even though the loser in white is NO WHERE near good enough for her Megamind has convinced himself the only way to cure her (obvious) unhappiness is to get them back together.
Code: Elaborate Evil Plan SURE to Set Romantic Sparks Flying!
(Oh, look, the plan name actually happens for once! *winks*)
One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said âWhat are you in for?â And I said âOh, they just want to know if itâs cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?â and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.
imagine ur otp
Roxanne and Megamind but I canât decide which one is which, because Megamind as the troublemaker is the obvious choice, but I also fully believe that Roxanne would stab someone with a screwdriver
so what if the school realized that they could solve the dual issue of having no budget for much-needed a/v repairs and Megamind constantly being in detention with one move: heâs recruited to fix and run the system, effectively doing community service to work off his detention time so he wonât have to come back after class two years after graduating to handle the backlog.
Meanwhile, a guy in shop class thought itâd be funny to snap Roxanneâs bra strap.
ooh! Megamind gives an impassioned impromptu plea in Roxanneâs defense, claims he needs an extra pair of hands for the repair work, and convinces the vice principal to let her work off her punishment in regards to the Screwdriver Incident by helping him.
One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said âWhat are you in for?â And I said âOh, they just want to know if itâs cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?â and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.
imagine ur otp
Roxanne and Megamind but I canât decide which one is which, because Megamind as the troublemaker is the obvious choice, but I also fully believe that Roxanne would stab someone with a screwdriver
Normally Megamind would totally be the troublemaker, however, heâs been doing his best to fillow the rules ALL WEEK in the hopes of being allowed to skip class to do the special-effects thing.
Meanwhile, that other guy had it coming, and a screwdriver was all Roxanne had on hand at the moment.
It even was technically an accident – Roxanne had been gesturing with her screwdriver quite deliberately, but the idiot (letâs call him – Hal. Or Brad. Yes, I like Brad.) Brad just would NOT keep his distance. He tried to lean over her, using that old âmale size intimidationâ thing, and Roxanne tripped while stepping back.
One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said âWhat are you in for?â And I said âOh, they just want to know if itâs cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?â and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.
imagine ur otp
Roxanne and Megamind but I canât decide which one is which, because Megamind as the troublemaker is the obvious choice, but I also fully believe that Roxanne would stab someone with a screwdriver
Normally Megamind would totally be the troublemaker, however, heâs been doing his best to fillow the rules ALL WEEK in the hopes of being allowed to skip class to do the special-effects thing.
Meanwhile, that other guy had it coming, and a screwdriver was all Roxanne had on hand at the moment.
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