Perfect politicians don’t exis–

suzie-guru:

elf-kid2:

scowlofjustice:

spiritempress:

@fialleril

@setepenre-set

#how could you expect people not to vote for you #if you included a picture of you holding your cat? #of course they voted for you!#…or perhaps they thought they were voting for the cat (via @setepenre-set)

But just imagine Megamind pulling a similar stunt with Princess Sharp Teeth XD

earlgreytea68:

the90swerentreal:

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

imagine ur otp

Roxanne and Megamind but I can’t decide which one is which, because Megamind as the troublemaker is the obvious choice, but I also fully believe that Roxanne would stab someone with a screwdriver

displacerghost:

@setepenre-set leaked photos from the set for the Temptress version of Don’t Judge a Punk by Their Jacket

Source: pumperpete

littl3-nightmar3:

welcometomytwistedmegamind:

roxanne shows megamind one of the superman movies

megamind: “a superhero falling from a planet onto earth and becomes a superhero? what a dumb idea for a movie”

roxanne: looks into camera like she’s on the office

@setepenre-set please do a one-shot! oh my god … i would love you even more for this♡

otaku-tater:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re a supevillain sitting down for a meal at your favorite restaurant. One of your henchmen comes in to rob the place.

@setepenre-set

aspiring-robin:

mightymcqueen:

I was rewatching Unbreakable this weekend, and this line/scene made me think of Roxanne, partially because I think she’s probably really bored during thriller movies after all those years of kidnappings but mainly because I like to believe that she’s in her universe’s “Guinness Book of World Records” for experiencing the most alien abductions, which is unrelated but still really fun to think about.

The “Guinness” people probably nagged her into giving an interview. Megamind promptly crashed it. Flirting/hilarity ensued.

@setepenre-set

Source: mightymcqueen

I never thought I’d want this but please write a Pirates of The Caribbean fic, you wrote just a few sentences and I’m already just oh hell yes i love this

❤ I will save this in my fic prompts tag!

elf-kid2:

dynastylnoire:

keyhollow:

beyondthemoor:

flametwirler:

eay5ia:

friendlyneighborhoodpegacorn:

dynastylnoire:

blxckd-amative:

threehourstonevada:

erdsthenerds:

bastillearda:

gutsygumshoe:

cephalopodvictorious:

gunsounds:

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore.

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

I’m so ready for sundress season.

reblog to save a thigh

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

Also bandelettes, anti-thigh chafing bands. I love these things.

share share share and be confident and comfortable in your dresses/skirts this summer, lovelies! 🙂

Gold bond

The time is nearly upon us

@setepenre-set Hi, these exist and they made me think of your fics and also art, and Roxanne wearing the bandelettes, and Megamind’s reaction. *Squeaks and scurries back to the shadows*

I am saving this in my fic prompts tag! ❤

Strange Magic Story Prompt: Rolland stages a coup, and the Royal Family is forced to flee and go into hiding. The rightful Crown Princess (rightful queen if we want to get angsty and say her father was killed) goes to the Dark Forest to ask for an alliance that would restore her crown before ‘King’ Rolland declares war on the Dark Forest. Dowager Queen Griselda agrees– on the condition that Marianne agree to a political marriage with her son, the Bog King. Bog is not thrilled when he finds out.

Oooh, almost a role reversal of Love and War! I like this prompt; thank you ❤

CrackFic prompt. Teen!Megamind, who at this point has made the news as a Supervillain at least once, decides to build a grand flying machine! This leads to him and Minion crashlanding in Wisconsin. Teen!Roxanne, who recently broke up with her girlfriend and decided to go all-out Rebellious Teen by acquiring a leather jacket, punk attitude, and a new haircut (and possibly dying her hair a popular primary color…) is the first on the scene when she sees a UFO crash-land near her house. Please.

Teenage!AU. Teen!Megamind decides that, you know what would be awesome? Living in a flying machine! Seeing new places! Owning an even cooler version of a dirigible! Of course it’s a good idea, Minion, and once we get the hang of flying we can work our way up to having a Mega-Spectacular Flying Fortress of Evil! YES! …This leads to Teen!Roxanne spotting a crash-landing UFO and finally actually meeting some real-life aliens.

I got both of these messages, and I don’t know if this is two different people who came upon the same idea, or one person who is really excited about the idea, but either way, I really like the prompt! Thank you; I will save it! ❤