song from Megamind the Musical
(Minion sings this while he’s finishing the Black Mamba cape after his fight with Megamind.)
lyrics:
MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
DISASTER’S LOOMING NEAR
BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO
IF, SIR, YOU SAY THAT YOU
DON’T EVEN WANT ME HERE
SIR IS HEADED FOR A FALL
BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO
EXCEPT—
There. It’s finished now. Time to go.
song from Megamind the Musical
(Minion, Megamind, and Roxanne sing this song as Minion and Megamind train Titan, and Roxanne and Megamind-as-Bernard date and work together to solve the reconstructed idea cloud.)
lyrics:
MINION:
Oh, I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. Why in the world does Sir even need a hero? It doesn’t make any sense!
MEGAMIND (as Space Dad):
The flames of my evil burn bright!
Now you say something cool back at me.
HAL:
You…bad! Aaaraaaghhhh!
MINION:
THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA
AN INESCAPABLY BAD PLAN
HAL:
Smash! Smash! Smash!
MINION:
I CAN’T SEE HIM AS A HERO, SIR
AND REALLY I CANNOT SEE HOW YOU CAN
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
MEGAMIND:
Can’t wait—LOL—smiley face!
MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
MEGAMIND:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
I REALLY FEEL THE FUTURE’S GOING TO BE BRIGHT
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
Oh, what fun!
ROXANNE:
You don’t get out much, do you?
I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid. It was one of my favorite things to do. Now look at it. It’s a dump.
MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
BUT SIR HAS GOT ONE OF HIS BRIGHT IDEAS
SO EVERYONE HAS GOT TO PLAY ALONG
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
Why are we cleaning up the city, Sir?
MEGAMIND:
Well, we don’t want to battle our new hero in a dump, now, do we?
ROXANNE:
It’s clean! But how? Why?
MEGAMIND:
Maybe Megamind isn’t so bad after all.
THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
MINION:
THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA
MEGAMIND:
I’M SO GLAD I CHANGED THE PLAN
MINION:
AN INESCAPABLY BAD PLAN
MEGAMIND:
FATE GAVE ME A DIFFERENT PATH
AND NOW I’M HERE AND PARTNERS WITH ROXANNE
MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
DISASTER’S LOOMING NEAR
AND THE ONLY THING TO HOPE FOR
IS IT DOESN’T GO AS BADLY AS I FEAR
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
(Roxanne and Megamind laugh.)
MEGAMIND:
Oh, that was such a funny story! And brilliantly told, by the way. Okay, now you tell one!
ROXANNE:
Bernard, I never knew you were so funny!
MEGAMIND:
And—I never heard you laugh before.
ROXANNE:
Yeah, it’s been a while. Feels pretty good.
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
I’M SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE
I HAVEN’T QUITE GOT THIS DECIPHERED YET
BUT I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT SOON IT WILL BE CLEAR
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
MEGAMIND:
NOTHING’S GOING TO WRONG
MINION:
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
AND THEN YOU’LL SEE I’M RIGHT, SIR
AND YOU’LL SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
ROXANNE:
I’M SO GLAD YOU HAVE YOU HERE
MEGAMIND:
I’M SO GLAD TO BE HERE
MINION:
DISASTER’S LOOMING NEAR
IT IS GOING TO GO WRONG SOON
AND THE ONLY THING TO HOPE FOR
IS IT DOESN’T GO AS BADLY AS I FEAR
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
MINION:
SIR IS HEADED FOR A FALL
BUT THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO
EXCEPT TO STAND BEHIND HIM
AND THEN PICK UP ALL THE PIECES WHEN IT’S THROUGH
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
IT’S GOING TO GO WRONG
See Through Lead
song for a musical theatre version of Megamind
(Metro Man sings See Through Lead after he explains to Roxanne and Megamind how he faked his death.)
lyrics:
METRO MAN: I have eyes that can see
Right through lead
But I gave it all up
To sing insteadI used to spend my time fighting a supervillain
But punching giant robots never felt fulfillin’
So I came up with a brilliant plan
I faked my death and now they call me
Music Man!
song from Megamind the Musical
(The members of the Doom Syndicate–Hot Flash, Lady Doppler, Psycho Delic, and the Destruction Worker–along with Hal, sing this when they convince Hal to team up with them.)
lyrics:
HOT FLASH:
GONNA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
HOT FLASH & LADY DOPPLER:
GONNA GET A PIECE OF THE PIE
HOT FLASH, LADY DOPPLER, PSYCHO DELIC, & DESTRUCTION WORKER:
JUST DESERTS AND SATISFACTION
HOT FLASH, LADY DOPPLER, PSYCHO DELIC, DESTRUCTION WORKER, & HAL:
NO MORE BEING A NICE GUY
HEROISM IS FOR LOSERS
SO JOIN THE VILLAINS’ TEAM INSTEAD
GONNA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
AND PAINT METRO CITY RED
song from Megamind the Musical
(The members of the Doom Syndicate–Hot Flash, Lady Doppler, Psycho Delic, and the Destruction Worker–sing this after Megamind’s conquest of the city.)
lyrics:
HOT FLASH:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE PIE
JUST DESERTS AND SATISFACTION
GET ROXANNE RITCHI, AND THEN IT’S
HOT FLASH & LADY DOPPLER:
GOODBYE
LADY DOPPLER:
TO PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE
TO A BLUE FREAK WITH A GIANT HEAD
WE’RE GONNA CHANGE THE MUSIC
MAKE HIM DANCE TO OUR TUNE INSTEAD
PSYCHO DELIC:
THE TIME’S RIPE FOR A CHANGE NOW
DOOM SYNDICATE IS ON THE RISE
GONNA GET SOME OF THAT FAME AND FORTUNE
MEGAMIND’S IN FOR A SURPRISE
DESTRUCTION WORKER:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
GET OUR FAIR SHARE OF THE LOOT
GONNA SEIZE CONTROL NOW
GRIND THIS CITY BENEATH OUR BOOT
ALL:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
THIS CITY’S OURS TO TAKE
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
HOT FLASH:
THIS IS GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE
ALL:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
RESPECT AND POWER WE REQUIRE
HOT FLASH:
You know, I’ve really been thinking—it’s time for the Overlord to retire.
(The members of the Doom Syndicate all laugh menacingly, then exit.)
song from Megamind the Musical
(Hal sings this when he gets home to his apartment after being hit with the DNA infusion.)
lyrics:
HAL:
Can she seriously not take a hint? I mean, how many times do I have to ask her out before she gets it? What, is she really still hung up on stupid Metro Man? Yeah, okay, he died, and it was like, sad and whatever. But come on! It is soooo obvious that I’m the one she should have been with all along!
WHY DO HOT GIRLS
ONLY LIKE JERK DUDES
I’VE PUT IN THE WORK, DUDE
I’VE BEEN, LIKE, A GOOD FRIEND
COME ON ROXAROO
HAVEN’T I BEEN THERE FOR YOU?
NO ONE ELSE CARES FOR YOU
LIKE ME
‘CAUSE I’M A NICE GUY
NICEST GUY YOU’VE EVER KNOWN
BUT I’M IN THE FRIENDZONE
WHY CAN’T YOU COMPREHEND
WE ARE MEANT TO BE
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE WITH ME
COME ON ROXY CAN’T YOU SEE
YOU’RE MINE
‘CAUSE I’M A NICE GUY
AND I’VE SHOWED IT
SO I’D SAY I’M OWED IT
AND I’M GETTING TIRED OF THE WAIT
MILADY’S A COQUETTE
STOP PLAYING HARD TO GET
IT’S TIME TO PAY THE DEBT
YOU OWE
YEAH, I’M A NICE GUY
NICEST GUY YOU’VE EVER KNOWN
BEEN IN THE FRIENDZONE
I’D SAY I DESERVE AT LEAST A DATE
I’M SO STEADFAST
I’VE ASKED AND ASKED AND ASKED
BUT NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
ALWAYS
AND I’M A NICE GUY
SUCH A NICE GUY
THAT HAS TO BE WHY
‘CAUSE I’M A NICE GUY
WELL, ROXY MAYBE I
SHOULD STOP BEING NICE—
Oh, I’m totally kidding; totally kidding! I would never do that!
‘CAUSE I’M A NICE GUY
song from Megamind the Musical
(Roxanne and Megamind–in disguise as Bernard–sing this at the Metro Man Museum.)
lyrics:
MEGAMIND:
…heroes can be made.
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
That’s it!
MEGAMIND:
IT’S SO SIMPLE
ROXANNE:
IT’S SO SIMPLE
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
SO VERY SIMPLE
MY EYES HAVE BEEN UNCLOUDED
AND I’M SUDDENLY SO SURE
MY THOUGHTS WERE LOST
IN ENDLESS DARKNESS
BUT YOU’VE LIT MY MIND ON FIRE
AND NOW IT’S WORKING BETTER THAN IT EVER HAS BEFORE
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN SAVE THE DAY
I WAS LOST, ALONE, IN DARKNESS
BUT NOW I REALLY THINK THAT I CAN FINALLY SEE MY WAY
MEGAMIND:
Heroes can be made! All you need are the right ingredients!
ROXANNE:
Yeah! Bravery—
MEGAMIND:
Yes!
ROXANNE:
Strength!
MEGAMIND:
Of course!
ROXANNE:
Determination!
MEGAMIND:
Imperative!
AND JUST A LITTLE SMIDGEN
OF THE FORMER HERO’S DNA
I’LL MAKE A HERO
ROXANNE:
I’LL BE A HERO
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
MY OWN HERO
ROXANNE:
SOMEONE HAS TO STOP HIM
AND THAT SOMEBODY IS ME
MEGAMIND:
What?
ROXANNE:
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
EVEN SOMEBODY LIKE ME
THERE’S DARK AND EVIL ALL AROUND US
BUT I CAN BE THE LIGHT OF CHANGE AND SET THE CITY FREE
MEGAMIND:
Yes!
ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT
MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT
ROXANNE:
I CAN—
You—you really think so?
MEGAMIND:
Of course you can, Roxanne!
ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT
MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT
ROXANNE:
I CAN BE A HERO
MEGAMIND:
BE A HERO
THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
BECOMES THE HERO THAT I NEED
I WAS FEELING LIKE A FAILURE
BUT WITH A HERO LIKE ROXANNE
MY PLAN CANNOT HELP BUT SUCCEED
ROXANNE:
I’ll find out what Megamind is up to—
MEGAMIND:
—I should have most of the equipment already in the Lair—
ROXANNE:
—I’ll figure out how to stop him—
MEGAMIND:
—I’ll start work on the formula tonight!
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ESPECIALLY SOMEONE LIKE YOU
BRAVE AND SMART AND SO DETERMINED
YOU’RE A HERO THROUGH AND THROUGH
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN HEED THE CALL
I WAS LOST, ALONE, IN DARKNESS
BUT NOW YOU’VE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT
AND I’M NOT LOST AT ALL
ROXANNE:
IT’S SO SIMPLE
MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT
ROXANNE:
I CAN BE A HERO
MEGAMIND:
THE PERFECT PLAN
ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT
MEGAMIND:
THE CITY’S HERO
ROXANNE:
I’LL BE A HERO
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
MY OWN HERO
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN
Stupid Girl
song for a musical theatre version of Megamind
(Roxanne sings Stupid Girl at the end of the rain scene, after Megamind turns to walk away and she looks back.)
lyrics:
song for Megamind the Musical
(Megamind, the Chorus, and all other characters sing this at Megamind’s presentation as the Defender of Metro City.)
lyrics:
MEGAMIND:
ALL MY LIFE
I BELIEVED IT
WHEN THE WORLD SAID
THAT EVIL WAS MY DESTINY
FOR SO LONG
MY MIND’S BEEN SHACKLED
BUT I’VE CAST OFF THE CHAINS OF LIES
NOW, I AM FREE
ALL:
YOU CAN BE A HERO
YOU CAN BE A HERO
IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU ARE GOOD
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT
YOU ARE GONNA DO THE THINGS
YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD
MEGAMIND:
I HAVE LIVED
WITHOUT HOPE OF RESCUE
ACCEPTANCE OR FORGIVENESS
OR REPRIEVE
FOR SO LONG
I THOUGHT I DESERVED THAT
BUT MY MIND IS FREE NOW
AND HERE IS WHAT I BELIEVE
ALL:
YOU CAN BE A HERO
YOU CAN BE A HERO
THIS BATTLE YOU ARE FIGHTING
CAN BE WON
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT
YOU ARE GONNA STEP OUT FROM THE SHADOWS
TO THE SUN
MEGAMIND:
I’VE BEEN PUSHED DOWN
AND THE WORLD HAS TOLD ME
THAT I DIDN’T DESERVE
ANYTHING MORE
BUT I’M THROUGH
I’M THROUGH WITH FALLING
THIS TIME, OH, THIS TIME
I’M GONNA SOAR
ALL:
THE WORLD MAY BE AGAINST US
THE WORLD MAY BE AGAINST US
BUT THIS IS NOT A FIGHT THAT WE
ARE GONNA LOSE
FATE IS NOT THE PATH WE’RE GIVEN
FATE IS NOT THE PATH WE’RE GIVEN
DESTINY’S THE
PATH WE CHOOSE
song for Megamind the Musical
(The Chorus sings this song while Metro Man speaks during the opening of the Metro Man Museum.)
lyrics:
METRO MAN:
Yeah, Metro City! Look at this great museum! I’m—
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN; METRO MAN
HE’S BRAVE AND STRONG; CAN DO NO WRONG
OUR HERO, METRO MAN!
METRO MAN:
Hey-hey! Thanks I’m—
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN; METRO MAN
HE’S ATHLETIC, ENERGETIC
THANK YOU SO MUCH, METRO MAN!
METRO MAN:
You’re welcome, Metro City! You know, I’ve been—
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN
METRO MAN:
—for a long—
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN
METRO MAN:
—time now, and—
CITIZENS:
HE’S COURAGEOUS; HERE TO SAVE US
METRO MAN:
Like, a really long time, now—
CITIZENS:
HE IS CONSTANTLY ON CALL
METRO MAN:
—so I guess what—
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN
METRO MAN:
—what I’m trying—
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN
METRO MAN:
—trying to say is—
CITIZENS:
HE’S PERPETUALLY ON DUTY
AND NO PROBLEM IS TOO SMALL
METRO MAN:
—I—
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN; METRO MAN
OUR DEPENDABLE DEFENDER
THREE CHEERS FOR METRO MAN!
(Citizens cheer for Metro Man three times.)
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