star-anise:

fozmeadows:

reajeasa:

roachpatrol:

rhube:

BABIES!!!

so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really equipped to make friends. 

domestic cats, on the other hand, do know how to make friends. they are friendly to the point that lots of feral cats live in colonies— the females hang out together, even raise kids together, and the males like to spend nonsexual time with their baby mommas. they groom each other, play around, and have a particular tail position to signal to one another— straight up with the tip curled— that they’re friendly and happy to see each other. cats learned how to be chill with each other in order to take full advantage of human food sources: an ancient granary supplies enough rats for a lot of cats, as does a modern lady with a big bag of frisky bits, so it would be a waste of time and energy for any one cat to try and stake the entire foodsource out for exclusive use. less fighting means more eating and resting which means a longer, nicer life and a lot more kittens. 

so this stray cat, she obviously has no colony if she’s wandering around and sneaking into zoo enclosures, so she’s like ‘hey! there’s food here! what up, other cat, let’s be friends, let’s be friends and share that food’. and the bobcat is like ‘??????’ because actually wild cats are pretty cautious about initiating hostilities and anything new and aggressive makes them very worried. and the domestic cat is like ‘haha cool, ok, we’re friends now, big guy. no problems.’ and the bobcat is like ‘????? well…?? ok?’ and then they are friends. 

the super interesting thing about most wild cat species is they don’t really have the capacity to make friends on their own, especially outside of sibling bonds, but, if someone comes along and does all the friend-making themselves, they’ll totally roll with it. zoo cats can get really attached to their caregivers— or, in this case, a very confident little calico demonstrating exactly why her species has been so darn successful over the last nine thousand years . 

so anyway that is the best thing: bobcats are not equipped to make friends, but luckily for this bobcat this homeless lady did not give any shits and made friends anyway. and now they are both happy. 

#THE FACT THAT THE KEY TO DOMESTIC CAT’S SUCCESS IS THAT THEY LEARNED  #THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP #IS A FUCKING HOOT

I will never be over the floofpaws of the bobcat attempting loafstance in that first picture

OH MY GOOOOOOOD

LOOK

A VIDEO OF THEM GROOMING AND HEADBUTTING EACH OTHER!!!

elf-kid2:

In honor of young Megamind, have some fic-recs…

Stepping Over The Line, by @ladyspock7 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8560394/1/Stepping-Over-the-Line

Can We Keep ‘Em, by @joanhello2 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10219454/1/Can-We-Keep-Em

Safe If We Stand Close Together, by @setepenre-set https://archiveofourown.org/series/421099

School Days, by @elf-kid2                   https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11876178/1/School-Days

The Warden, by @odd-gelato           https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11647735/1/The-Warden

Snow Day, by Dani Kin https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7834827/1/Snow-Day

secreterces5:

brendenfraser:

“One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died – including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa.

This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

@setepenre-set

Elizabeth is Death; Jack is a trickster deity. Will is the mortal who gets too close to them and ends up–well.

(Hyperion dying in the flames of the sun god’s chariot or Ganymede abducted by Zeus to be his cup-bearer for all time)

Humans who get too close to an immortal generally end up losing either their lives or their mortality.

Will, who gets too close to two immortals, loses both–Elizabeth’s kiss gives him death and Jack gives him immortality.