mondovegebul:

stupidoomdoodles:

not sure why but vegeta using a phone is friggin hilarious to me

Having fun going through old stuff by stupidoomdoodles, teehee. I think the gentleness required on Vegeta’s part to not just simply crush the shit out of any phone is what makes that aspect of it so funny. Also, Vegeta calling her princess outright is the most precious thing ever, eee!

likeafieldmouse:

Monotropa Uniflora

“Also known as the ghost plant, Indian pipe, or corpse plant. 

Unlike most plants, it is white and does not contain chlorophyll. Instead of generating energy from sunlight, it is parasitic, more specifically a myco-heterotroph. Its hosts are certain fungi that are mycorrhizal with trees, meaning it ultimately gets its energy from photosynthetic trees. Since it is not dependent on sunlight to grow, it can grow in very dark environments as in the understory of dense forest. It is often associated with beech trees. 

The complex relationship that allows this plant to grow also makes propagation difficult.

The plant is sometimes completely white but commonly has black flecks and a pale pink coloration. Rare variants may have a deep red color.”

arafaelkestra:

because-im-freaking-greed:

foxnewsfuckfest:

sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain:

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

My #brand

Telegrams were pricey too. They paid a lot to say fuck you as soon as possible

Does anyone else really want to know what the letter was about?

actualplanetpluto:

actualplanetpluto:

I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

Eh. Doing it anyway.

If you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags”

Evil Queen fics

elf-kid2:

Like You and Me. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12706154/1/Like-You-and-Me

Temptress. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12431210/1/Temptress

Coronation Day. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12753730/1/Coronation-Day

The Overlord’s Lady. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10224583/1/The-Overlord-s-Lady

A Villain’s Cape. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6846718/1/A-Villian-s-Cape

Villains. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7863052/1/Villains

Journey to Evil Queen. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10246731/1/Journey-to-Evil-Queen

Red Lightning. https://archiveofourown.org/works/13161306

Darkside. https://archiveofourown.org/works/11081577/chapters/24718119

Credit to @setepenre-set, @kbjones @joanhello2 @displacerghost and all the other writers whose tumblr accounts I don’t know.

displacerghost:

su-mmerlife:

antinoo5:

@ifdawgsrunfree

following similar x 

@setepenre-set okay okay okay so like, a M’ega thing, maybe, imagine–

Either via holographic projectors or tech built into the walls and ceiling to create the effects of being underwater without the actual–well–water.

You get the soothing effects of being underwater (probably even more soothing for M’ega, considering their evolutionary heritage) without the yucky bits; the dressing/undressing, drying off, wet-and-icky sensory hell, etc. Or the energy required to float/swim, either, but rather the comforting weight of gravity (and maybe a weighted blanket) holding you to your bed.

For like, calming anxiety? And situations of autistic meltdown/shutdown? You could program it with specific songs or soundscapes or a combination, have preset temperature controls and light settings, even scent diffusers–all with just the press of a button.